(Aardvarkand so at last, I understood, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:53,
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If his name is 'Calvin'
then those lot up there ^
(Herb Alpert's Taxi DriverI have very beautiful lips, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:42,
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:D
(DreddPirateBobhas watched every scifi film ever on, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:13,
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i still don't know why they had so many outfilts
just the first 2 were the best.. didn't one of the bullies from the power ranger tv show go to jail/become a crack addict or something horrible/
(FIEND, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:49,
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Tingles
In the back of my neck.
I'm glad I grew up when I did. I remember the first Green and White Power Rangers.
Now there's Gay Ranger, Rainbow Warrior (00:44) and various Eagle and Insectoid Rangers (I hope that isn't their real names)
Yeah, glad I grew up when I did. Those iconic white diamonds just did it for me.
EDIT: Oh, yeah, and did anyone think of this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3Nqguav6nE) upon seeing the link? 2:32 (or 2:42) for what I mean.
(jellybeanflickerJesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:07,
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Shit!
It's 7:31 and I'm late for school!
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 1:29,
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What that truly needed
was zords.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 4:36,
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Played a best of five with the veteran and won
I think I'll give up while I'm ahead.
(hieronymus boschpcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:45,
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Me too
It's quite interesting how it works, but it would only really be effective if you played it over many games and repeated the same sequences. On first to five, it's all luck - in fact you probably have an advantage as a human as you can work out what the computer probably thinks you're going to do.
(SnowyTheWereRabbitthe Leporid from Hell, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:50,
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It's great that you can see what the computer is thinking...
and learn how it is basing its decisions, but I don't think you should be able to see what it's thinking before it plays the move. Surely if you know what it's going to play, and you play the a different hand so that you win, then it's just going to cock up the patterns that it will later use to base its future decisions on...or maybe it would just average out so that more people don't cheat so it doesn't really matter...
Failing that, I wonder if everyone cheated, would the computer develop an inferiority complex that it could never beat a human and slowly go insane...
(guffgufffuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:54,
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It might start flicking
the 'v's instead of doing scissors.
(Herb Alpert's Taxi DriverI have very beautiful lips, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:16,
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It doesn't do so well
when you pick the answer using a die.
(tacpprmhas a mmrpcat, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 13:08,
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Daniel Craig dressed as a woman
Equality campaign ad, but I'm really not quite sure what they were aiming to achieve other than "hahaha, Bond in drag, pass it on"
would
he needs to learn to walk better in them heels though
(Avastis still alive!!!!, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:27,
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women always want equality but when the time comes to get the lawnmower out
it's always muggins here that has to do it
(Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:30,
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I generally find
if I want something doing well. I do it myself.
(Herb Alpert's Taxi DriverI have very beautiful lips, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:34,
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So, you're one of those don't call me a chick, chicks eh?
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:51,
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No I'm just a control freak
with severe OCD.
(Herb Alpert's Taxi DriverI have very beautiful lips, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:11,
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I'm not that bad.
I would also, never in a million years, have mini-me decorate the tree and then do it again PROPERLY once he has gone to bed.
(Herb Alpert's Taxi DriverI have very beautiful lips, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:17,
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bond in a dress?
would. with knobs on.
(LP, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:32,
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Prefer my men with bells on
then I can hear them when they try to escape.
(Oysdgpthere's nothing to smile ABOUT, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:35,
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FIT
(brutal stackRaided the beeves of Apollo on, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:54,
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I would...
...pass this on, but that two-thirds of the world's work line sounds too much like it was made up.
(chompedhomas, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:23,
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not just unexpected but really badly done too
(HappyToastGroat froth, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:26,
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lol.
Boi-oi-oi-oi-oing thud!
(Kung_Fu_Russran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:34,
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^ this
with knobs on, but all the better for it
(Stephen Sondheim..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:54,
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The
Water Margin has changed so much since they moved from Liang Shang Po.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:33,
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The shitness of the effect was
even more unexpected
(Firkinfeduplast shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:51,
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this is why electric cars
are a bad idea - if it had been petrol she would have heard it and got out the way!
(Damocleswants no part of your debauchery, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:18,
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I'd love it if the astronauts were like...
Do you think this is fucking funny William Shatner? Is this a joke to you, you cunt? We're in a fucking tin can miles above the earth, shitting ourselves. Shitting ourselves INTO A BAG! Shitting into a BAG! A bag that stops us getting SHIT IN OUR EYES! What did YOU do, William Shatner? You did a TV show and then got FAT! We're in fucking SPACE! I did 12 years of training for this shit, and you wake me up with your NOVELTY FUCKING ANSWERING MACHINE?!?!?"
......eh? I'd just love it, that's all...Just saying.
(Kung_Fu_Russran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:39,
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Shatner shits in a bag too.
He can sympathise.
(JamTallons, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:59,
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A bag that he wears under his clothes?
(Kung_Fu_Russran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:01,
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no, just the nearest handbag at the time
(Ol' Ginger Bastarda role model for the children, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:21,
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aaaand...
I changed my 'signature'
(Kung_Fu_Russran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:45,
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You are Stewart Lee, aicmfp
(Jorvic, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:36,
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I should probably buy that.
(hieronymus boschpcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:43,
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I bought the 1st edition of Bizarre, then threw it away or something...
Found out years later a 1st edition is worth £500 in good condition!
(mr.dogshitThe world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:50,
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Losing My Best Pigeon
A Yorkshire singer is 'right dischuffed' at his wife leaving the pigeon's door open. With added disinterested children at the front.
"It is difficult to gauge what a lawmaker is worth based on what they file because the disclosure forms do not require exact values. Instead, the lawmaker reports the range of value into which an asset, for example, falls."
Is there something like this for the UK?
(Avastis still alive!!!!, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:04,
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Not Irish enough for me!
(QuinniTK421 Isn't at his command post on, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:01,
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Terrorist bastards.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:09,
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What tripped El Hadj Diouf?
Mr Diouf was fouled quite spectacularly by an opposing player in his first games for Rangers FC. Folk were asked to make a GIF without the opposing player and explain what really happened.
10 pages of win!
(Tivert, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:32,
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Excellent
(The ScruntWants a Dozen Pints, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:36,
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I have to say I loathe footing-the-ball utterly,
but that is ACE! I especially loved the 'Another world' one.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:10,
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fuck
what game is this one from? it's killing me...
aaaargh
thanks! it's been bugging me far more than it should have. I seem to remember that game being bloody hard right from the start...
(shindig, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:52,
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no probs :)
and yep it was a real pain right from the start, quite rewarding ultimately though
(sockmore tea vicar?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:54,
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It was hard from the very start,
and got harder and harder the more you played with it. But very satisfying once you got the sticky passages licked. Impressive climax too. *cough*
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:01,
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9 pages of video game jokes
and one Jedi bastard on page 8
(RedHouseover yonder, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 2:18,
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To be fair
The thread was whittled down to what someone thought were the best posts. Sadly, the GIF of Diouf falling over with fainting goats was not included.
There were other ones that, in my humble opinion, were far more worthy of appraisal.But it's always nice to know that football fans can extend their skills beyond verbal abuse and a good glassing ;-)
(Tivert, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 3:11,
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Richard Burton on mining
.....because it's lovely, and makes me miss Wales, but mostly because it's lovely :D
(the_log_knows..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:29,
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excellent choice, sir!
I have him reading Equus on vinyl somewhere....*rummages*
(the_log_knows..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:39,
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Apparently my nan went out with him once
But she preferred his brother
(Cocodaye Miaserelikes chips and peas, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:33,
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It doesn't say what happens to women when they do the same thing.
(girlinthehole, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:57,
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no such study, it's done the rounds as a tabloid story many times
still that doesn't mean that it isn't a worthwhile topic to study and if anyone's willing to fund the research I'd volunteer to participate
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:30,
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why?
have you got nice tits?
(Avastis still alive!!!!, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:34,
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Get yer ass to Mars.
Mankind wants to explore & eventually colonise Mars but it's very expensive and difficult mostly because you have to bring all the fuel and a spaceship needed to get home again. Solution? Don't come home.
(JamTallons, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:26,
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Would.
Not that I'd be much use when I got there. Unless they need stuff filing.
(girlinthehole, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:44,
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Where do I sign up?
Could be some tasty ass alien bitches up there with 3 knockers!
(QuinniTK421 Isn't at his command post on, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:51,
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You've got a lot of nerve showing your face around here.
(JamTallons, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:23,
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??? WTF ???
???
(QuinniTK421 Isn't at his command post on, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:26,
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I thought it was personal?!!?
(QuinniTK421 Isn't at his command post on, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:29,
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*passes hankie*
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:11,
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You make we wish I had three hands.
(redazrilI LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:54,
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Look who's talking!
(Peej, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:52,
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I've now spent an hour reading about Mars...
colonisation ideas, water on Mars, ice caves, lava tubes, nanobacteria and how the solar winds blew away Mars' atmosphere.
It all seems like something out of a film. Very far fetched, in other words. I wonder if it will ever happen though... ~wants to be on a starship like in Star Trek~ =D
(vix0rwas not Matthew on, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:16,
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I like the idea of the first Astronauts being pioneers.
After all, in 1000 years or so if Human beings are indeed going to be living on Mars, it's all got to start somewhere. Why not now? Like the Pilgrim folks going to the New World for the first time etc etc.
(JamTallons, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:22,
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You need these in your life. Three awesome books based around the colonisation of Mars. They're serious tomes so it's quite a time commitment you'll be making, but well worth it.
EDIT Oooops! Few spoilers in the Wikipedia writeup. Wait one.
I liked red mars but couldn't get on with blue mars
Also by the author is "Icehenge". Ok but I wouldn't read it twice.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:19,
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hahaha!
This is good and is making up for the vanishing sunshine.
(Random Man, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:04,
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Fuck me these are awesome!
(QuinniTK421 Isn't at his command post on, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:00,
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Not Star Wars
But I think this is pretty near unbeatable in the feel-good stakes. www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0lp1aHwKuc
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:30,
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