
The future is now.
The title of the video translates as "my most recent purchase".
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:22, Reply)

was a failed product from Wow Wee robots, also an Elvis head that faired a bit better, they failed due to extreme expense, pointlessness, and damn it WHY would anyone want that in their home!?
www.amazon.com/WowWee-Chimpanzee-Animatronic-Monkey-Remote/dp/B000E1KIAC
See also Wow Wee Alive Pets that people just never took to, they seem to only want their plasticy robots, not the uncanny valley 'real' stuff they keep trying to do.
www.wowwee.com/en/products/toys/robots/robotics/robosapiens:robosapien
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 8:09, Reply)

If you ever go on a killing spree, listen to this while doing it :D
nsfw due to violent lyrics
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:57, Reply)

If you're going to be going on a Suffocation-induced killing spree, you should be listening to the slam in Liege of Inveracity instead.
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:30, Reply)

www.dailymotion.com/video/x3b83b_obituary-slowly-we-rot-live-wacken_music
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 7:08, Reply)

...with a bit of a special guest.
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:38, Reply)

Misery Bear always gets me.
What's that background music, by the way, is it Brian Eno?
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:00, Reply)

I am equally impressed by your film making, good fortune and now startling business associates.
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 8:51, Reply)

So what's Miss Moss like? Did she give you some Topshop vouchers?
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:28, Reply)

No fair!
Incidentally, why is Misery so miserable?
Is it because he has to rock about in his swish north london swank pad all by himself?
His kitchen's bigger than my flat!
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:17, Reply)

This is the best one yet - I've sponsored the wee fella :)
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)

and extremely cute...and mirrors how tired I feel (and quite possibly how much I love my tiny, shiny umbrella)
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:19, Reply)

( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:26, Reply)

The exotic pet trade leapt on the aaah-factor of a slow loris being tickled, and a vulnerable species took one step closer to becoming endangered.
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:37, Reply)

but if thats the limit of it's function It would become very boring very quickly. I think I'll just invest in a dancing bear.
Not really, I do think it's very cruel taking animals outside of their natural habitat..
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:50, Reply)

chained up in the woods.
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 7:30, Reply)

put it back in the fridge behind us, and find some other animal to eat..
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:40, Reply)

...the doubtless appeal of these creatures as pets could solve its endangerment issues no end. Keeping them illegal and restricted instead of embarking upon legitimate breeding programs to meet consumer demand is a negative thing. There could be one in every home! Not to mention sugar gliders, mouse lemurs and tons of other cute but endangered animals. After all, who the fuck heard of Degu's before Pets at Home started stocking them? & Syrian Hamsters barely existed before being popularised as pets.*
*May contain traces of facetiousness.
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:22, Reply)

But they have Poisonous elbows!
POISIONOUS ELBOWS FFS!!!
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:27, Reply)

Look at the Loris Wiki
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loris
Look at the pic on the right, it's like a fluffly version of bohemian rhapsody!
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:12, Reply)

I just hope the child never has to experience the onset of dusk.
A whole 10 seconds!
Were they afraid he'd drink their kerry-oot?
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Every time I go and get an ice lolly it leaves me traumatised and I can't speak for TEN YEARS.
Wow, I'd have loved to have been hidden in an overhead locker when I was wee- it would have been great fun to have the plane crew be that up for games. What exactly scared them all?? It's a cupboard that happens to be higher than normal cupboards.
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:05, Reply)

I can understand why the 17-Month Old, who, not seconds before was enjoying a game of peek-a-boo with his dad was taken away from him and placed in complete darkness would be traumatised by the experience.
Certainly being in the overhead locker would be dangerous, what if the plane hit some unexpected turbulence, the kid would have been thrown around like a sack of potatoes.
I can understand how the parents would be shocked, maybe scared for their child.
I can't understand why they would have been 'in shock', and 'devastated'. It's just hyperbole. Screams of artificially increasing the damage done in order to get a settlement...
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:41, Reply)

*picks up about half way through*
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:43, Reply)

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( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:56, Reply)

this is meat and potatoes to a pro like him
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Done far better (and far more British!) a few years back...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghi-iSRPdEk
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)

it may sound sorta like this.
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:39, Reply)

this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYHrO5z7VXs
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:52, Reply)

"MY HrO5z" , so it's not perfect, but neither's your face.
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Whilst partaking in a guilty spot of Terry & June yesterday I was rather surprised to say the least at a scene where Terry Scott takes his strides off, only to reveal the hairless legs of an anorexic 13 year old girl. How can such a portly chappie possess such paltry pins? My missus summed it perfectly - "He looks like a fucking potato balanced on two cocktail sticks." Apologies for the shit photo quality.
Anyway, just thought I'd share.
update: Hope there wasn't anything really wrong with him or I'll feel a proper cuntychops.
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:28, Reply)

you can say without a doubt that there is something medically wrong, and that you are in fact poking fun at someone with what could be argued as a debilitating disorder.
However saying that, yeah that is kinda funky looking.
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:50, Reply)

Juuuuuuuuuune, where's the sock for my dodgy leg????
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:01, Reply)

*looks heavenward* Soz Terry. Didn't mean to laugh at your gimpy limbs.
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:08, Reply)

A total trainwreck of an ad trying to be clever about viral videos.
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:27, Reply)

I feel dirty for watching it. You should feel dirty for helping to spread it, despite the fact that you say how much of a trainwreck it is. I'm going to go cry now. And not drink smartwater.
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:42, Reply)

think of her the next time you have a wank! She's a Jew but my god she's a hot one...
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:53, Reply)

1) She's not Jewish.
2) Your comment implies you're an insensitive bigot, even if you're being 'ironic' in an internet-type way.
3) She isn't Jewish.
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 5:29, Reply)

before the brimming brown fluid shot out of the screen right up my nose and into my mouth and eyes
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:54, Reply)

but how does a video with 305 views have 3000 votes? Someone is lying to us (I suspect killian. Leopards/spots n'all)
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:43, Reply)

I see a lot of comments along the lines of "Thumbs Up if you're viewer number 304!"
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:28, Reply)

...fucked her dad, then fucked the resultant offspring of that incestuous fuck...that kid would probably be the outcome.
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:29, Reply)

was that luminous dye stuff that you get sprayed with if you try and rob a security van that won't come off.
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:11, Reply)

Couldn't understand why on earth Jennifer Aniston was the poster girl for it
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Blog documenting funny unlicensed toys and products
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:16, Reply)

somgroup.tradeindia.com/Exporters_Suppliers/Exporter20227.340156/HE-MAN-Dry-Gin.html
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:36, Reply)

I could post half of Tinydeal's merchandise on that...
www.tinydeal.com/cell-phones-shop-by-features-c-54_678.html
www.tinydeal.com/small-and-exquisite-red-mp3-music-player-w-metal-clip-4-gb-tf-memory-card-jz14g-p-4226.html
www.tinydeal.com/4gb-165-sensitivetouch-screen-aluminum-alloy-casing-clip-mp4-player-fm-radio-ebook-image-viewer-games-ld034g-p-15217.html
( , Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:43, Reply)

does Darth Vader need a police motorbike?
www.knockingoff.com/star-knight/
( , Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:06, Reply)

so decided to take a leaf out his book
nsfw due to bad language
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:12, Reply)

even though norway won gold there was a bigger victory going on behind the fences. the dreaded horse was once again beaten with a baking tray.
enjoy and stay tuned!
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:40, Reply)

The actual horse in the previous one was remarkably un-spooked, but humans are WIMPS
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:44, Reply)

on amazon: www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=horse+mask&x=0&y=0
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:25, Reply)

with a Canon Eos 7d accually. Hitting a the tray with a huge knife, or "Brødkniv" as we say in Norway:)
( , Wed 9 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)

EDIT: heres the real thing. and so now will be GC but i aint no deleting scum
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:30, Reply)

The Shamen, Orbital, Inner City, Reel 2 Reel, SL2 aka Slipmat & Lime, Prodigy etc.
Classic's and a classic of a post!
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Progen 91 (Move Any Mountain) extended rap!
Gets a click for this alone.
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:01, Reply)

funny as hell though, he even have som airtime..
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:03, Reply)

Funny animated short. Both Vimeo & Le Tubes links get GC thumbs up despite high views.
Edit:- YES, it's another cat video...oh go on, have it, have it :-)
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Nice one, kitty.
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:15, Reply)

Even animated cats are cute. ^-^
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:03, Reply)

They're all over the place! Going meow, wanting cheezeburgers, jumping into walls, summoning the spirits of dead mouses. They even have their own day!
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:58, Reply)

Nice sly title, you got the song in my head before I pressed play, double the joy!
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:01, Reply)

( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:16, Reply)

is in his want list - yet a decent pair of glasses and a haircut don't even get a mention.
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:21, Reply)

I hope his parents let him get some tattoos soon, awesome ones of course, like the fucking pokemon hanging up on the wall behind him.
Hold on, he likes Satan yet says he's an atheist? someone smack this kid upside the head and tell him to do his homework
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:08, Reply)

I blame television, music, unrealistic role models, video nasties, the blacks, the jews, and Ant & Dec.
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:12, Reply)

Open-minded but doesn't like anyone.
I know someone who's either really going through puberty or needs a good slap about the head.
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:15, Reply)

...oh wait.
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:06, Reply)

Why does him having a head full of extra holes make him better than me?
Is he being different like everyone else with extra holes, is he making some statement like everyone else with extra holes, is he your typical middle class spaz that can afford to be 'weird' like every other needy middle class kid that can afford to be 'weird'.
I've shat better things than him.
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 19:34, Reply)

and when i say feared i mean masturbated to the thought of.
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:03, Reply)

You're a coat hanger not a test pipe -Mrs. Fuck
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:41, Reply)

He's 13 and tired of being bullied for his nerdiness, and, like most teenagers, has gone to a recognised emporium of counter-culture. After some window-shopping in Rap Inc. and GothLook, he settled on Piercings Piercings Piercings.
He is still being bullied.
( , Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:03, Reply)
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