Guy, looking like a HORSE, ruin everybodys day!
I made this!
What´s up with this HORSE DUDE!?
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)
his username sounds Norwegian
so doesn't seem out of the question...
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Damien's Hearse, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:52,
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Hi!
Yes i made this, and six simular videoes. They´re all at my YouTube Channel; www.youtube.com/user/MortenHoltheHanssen
Regards, Morten Holthe
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:53, Reply)
Your mate not told you
that he posts them here too? Oh No! Maybe it's a sekrit!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:55,
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Did you use a different account to post them before?
I've seen the kitchen and bus ones on here before...thought the punchline would get old, but I'm still waiting - keep em coming!
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miltonlives on, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:55,
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It´s the photograph that post those, and yes there will be more. The next one will be a bit different.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)
They are very good.
This one is on the popular page at the mo.:-)
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:02,
Reply)
on a second look just noticed the screaming/running kids - was that planned?
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miltonlives on, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:56,
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The location is the Ski World Championship in Oslo, there are lots of kids there, and they asked if they could join the movie so i told them to freak out whene I punched the horse.. worked great! Credits-kids!
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)
Do you know the b3ta user 'kingafkong'?
If he isn't a friend, then he's trying to steal your thunder.
Check out the 'Popular' page - he reckons he made this.
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Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:02,
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Thanks Captain Howdy, but he is a part of the production. He runs the camera.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)
Then you both deserve a pat on the back - great stuff, lads.
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Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:06,
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well yeah
maybe just one of you post here
so it doesn't look like spam :)
good work :)
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:39, Reply)
Woot!
These are great, I havnt failed to piss my pants over every one, even though you know whats coming. Hope you make lots more. :D
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:08,
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huloo
hahahahaa excellent. screaming kids ftw!!
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:16,
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I remember one of you taught us how to put our trousers on with no hands once.
Perfect if you're at a festival ;)
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:32,
Reply)
Saw this today
Looks who turns up at 0:30
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JMN6qU_7ZQ
After that it's not very nice...
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:37, Reply)
Guide to online behavioural advertising
A guide set up by the Internet Advertising Bureau about how Online Behavioural Advertising works and how to block the cookies that make it work.
Particularly interesting is their opt-out page
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:12, Reply)
Menstrating dancer game
Move yer mouse while she dances.
Timely screenshot and hey presto, a chuckle-worthy image.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:56, Reply)
(Cock and Ball)room dancing
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:04,
Reply)
Pfffft!
however, apart from simulated menstruation, what on earth is the point in it? You can hardly call waving a red thing about behind a video of someone dancing a game, can you?
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Damien's Hearse, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:19,
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I think the game element comes in when you start screengrabbing.
The actual thing ain't fun at all, just fancy gash to show how clever their web designers are. I think it shows how bad their camera guys are with a green screen.
It's part of some website about their new 3D ballet. I thought all ballet was 3D.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:23, Reply)
looks like one of those
rhythmic gymnasts with the ribbon thigummyjigger
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:23, Reply)
i wanted to love this clip
but i didn't and i dont know why...its got zach its got jason... (no im not spelling their surnames)
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:06, Reply)
Damnit ive been resisting the urge to like this man
But yes ok im a fan. There ive said it.
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:08,
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Genuinely fascinating doc about cranes
Caught this on TV ages ago and thought it sounds so boring it must be interesting. And I was right!
Its really well shot and just lovely.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:48,
Reply)
Yea yea almost two in a row.;
Ive been drinking and this blew me away.
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:39,
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International Womens Day London
Poor choice of image to go with the article....
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:31, Reply)
International Women's Day + Pancake Day =
Who's going to cook my ****ing pancake?
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prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:08,
Reply)
One of the most calming songs in the universe.
Planet Caravan
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:02,
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I was torn between the two.
But i think the sabbeth version is lighter somehow.
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:29,
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They're both objects of lovliness.
Have a look for pantera's cover of 'Hole in The Sky'.
That's very woo also.
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DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:36,
Reply)
Theres quite a few really good "Hole inthe sky" covers out there.
I cant think of any off the top of my head. but i shall return when i straghten up a touch.
Edit: 1 www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq_kadvLTSM
And i know Macabre do a cover too. But i cant find it.
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:38,
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They've got a lot like that...
Symptoms of the universe has my favourite ending - proper Zepplin-y www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhZ4t7pRyjE
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miltonlives on, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:35,
Reply)
Can hear Iommi's Django Reinhardt influence in this - amazing what both dudes could do with bits of fingers missing/not working
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:26, Reply)
I have to say...
...this is one of my all time favourite songs. Love both versions but have to give the edge to Pantera. The tone and depth of the guitar work at the end is sublime. Just a shame the solo isn't as long as the Sabbath original.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:02, Reply)
Australian woman with zero burglary or car-jacking worries.
I'll just let this video speak for itself.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:01, Reply)
I bet it's thinking "One day Human, one day... I'm gonna completely eat your face!"
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:44,
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1:13
The little bastard's grinning like a loon at the though of what it's about to do. Which happens seconds later in the hall, where it tries to bite off her left ear.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:50, Reply)
Fluffy kitt..............
errrrrrrrrr, perhaps not. This cat is so big it makes...(add your witty responses here)
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:11, Reply)
Oh my....
that poor poor cat! It looks so bizarre!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:44,
Reply)
I guess it was only a matter of time...
National Geographic made the "Up" house for real.
EDIT: It appears that the world and his wife are talking about this, so apologies if it's a big fat GC.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 8:57, Reply)
*looks down page*
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:03,
Reply)
Bahahaha
Sorry i couldnt help my self. Having found my self in that same position several times.
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:51,
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Kung-fu pancakes.
With added flesh eating.
(GC, but it was last posted in 2008 - click header for vid)
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Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 8:54,
Reply)
INCOMPREHENSIBLESHOUTING
Sorry if GC, Congo 3D preview is most definitely worth it though.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 8:20, Reply)
Keep your glasses on
you never know when someone might be raped at gunpoint right in front of you
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:30, Reply)
P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pancake day
It's that time again
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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 7:30,
Reply)
I know its a bit early in the morning for such statements,
but I bloody love you for posting this.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 7:36, Reply)
This makes my 2 year old girls dance like they are
at a rave. I must say it makes me want to dance too. This show was awesome.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 7:54, Reply)
Joy!
lovely pay off as well
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 8:20,
Reply)
Christ
even my dad sings this when its pancake day, a true piece of gold from 1990's childrens TV. Woo
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retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:46,
Reply)
And rightly so
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:02,
Reply)
yup, that's what GC said
GC should start learning what we like and automate the posting of this!
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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:24,
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Game of snake in every youtube video.
Video getting boring? Buffering got you miffed? Mash the arrow keys like you're trying to win something, and a game of snake will start, in any youtube video. An easter egg, I suppose. While bereft of, say, features, the snake gets pretty long after just a few bites. And a beautiful troll would be a video of several games of snake with fake food.
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 4:38,
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Wow
I did not know this, and now I feel like James Bond, Albert Einstein, and the man who made up Mormonism all together every time I mash the arrow keys and the snake pops up. Thank you. Thank. You.
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 5:17,
Reply)
that's SOO useful
now you can play while pretending to be watching Youtube!
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frox, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 8:35,
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The balloon house from 'UP' - made real.
Pretty fucking amazing.
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waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 2:05,
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Oh now THAT is cool!
Pretty damn awesome in fact!
Disney needs to make this a ride!
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..wil, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 8:02,
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Spanish TV leave young girl in corridor
with "hilarious" results
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:34,
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No hablo español
So I'm assuming these people had all been fed a story earlier about a ghost kid in the hotel. Otherwise some of those reactions are truly fucking bizarre.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:49,
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Translation
Firstly, apologies for rusty Spanish:
Banner: "We want to feel fear... but without taking risks"
Presenter: "Corneo(?) is very beautiful, right? *audience groan* Of course, until you take them out of context. That is what we have done in the hidden camera [[god this is hard]]. We took a normal child - normal, without any special effects - (something) memories (something)..."
Female person - "(something something) emotional"
Presenter - "A very beautiful little girl, we put her in a nightgown, a little (something), and we put her in a hotel corridor - nothing more. Nothing more. Never has a hidden camera been so easy. See what happens."
*Cut to VT*
Before we give a little fear we prepare this camera against, transform this adorable girl into a pallid girl. (something about lying in wait)
[[bloody hell this is really difficult]]
How rational are people when they encounter (the child of?) no-one in the corridor of their hotel?
*Cue first clip of woman with glasses walking into corridor*
VO: And she doesn't touch her [as the woman walks along the wall past the girl]
[too many voices cutting to audience laughter for me to get it... sorry guys. Think it begins: "Look, if -"]
*scream*
*Scream*
"Ha Ha" "Incredible"
Cleaning woman: "The maid is scared of her!(?)"
[God, my Spanish has really gone downhill. If anyone wants to do a better job, feel free. I'd love to have a translation and then listen for the bits I missed.]
Next couple at 1:53 - Really hard to tell with the laughter. Think it's "Ho ho, they believe (inaudible)"
Screamy woman screams, then fade back to studio, guy on right says:
"How diplomatic of her!" (?)
Okay, it finishes up with a One Show-type discussion about response to fear: fight, flight, freeze, attack. "Ah yes," says the presenter, "but it can also give us amusement"
*repeat screamy woman*
Translator's note: And I'm spent. I think I deserve a beer. Although I did lose interest at the end. I don't even watch the One Show in English. Is it even still on the air? Because of this fact, I may have fudged the last paragraph. I assure you I am doing my best to find a shit to give. For the time being, though, you'll just have to deal with it.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:53, Reply)
10/10 for effort!!
5/10 for results, but 10/10 for effort :)
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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 1:49,
Reply)
I haven't spoken a word since...
2008? 2009? And I never learned it at school, either. All self-taught.
Hope it helps make more sense of the set-up, at least. It was good to try Spanish again.
Oh, thanks, by the way. I'll take any compliment I can get :)
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 1:51, Reply)
Compliment:
You have lovely hair
ps - sterling work with the translation
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:39, Reply)
I liked the cleaning lady.
And when the little girl jumped. She's only human after all.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 4:56, Reply)
this is why people are so fucking stupid
easily led into believing shit like that by watching a few films. Yet give them some simple facts in the form of a book and it goes un-noticed.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 8:22,
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MP rocks Parliament with air guitar
Tory MP Graham 'Axeman' Evans lets loose during a speech by Defence Secretary Liam Fox
I don't think it's GC...
EDIT: Turns out he only lives down the road from me, sweet!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:42,
Reply)
actuallols there haha
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:01,
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Hahaha - fan-damn-tastic!
Makes me wonder at times, what's easier?
Sourcing a good guitar solo that fits to *THAT* level of perfection, or just recording your own in front of a live stadium crowd?
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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 1:51,
Reply)
It's always possible
that was what he was actually listening to...
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..wil, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 8:06,
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Have a bag of giggles
for this has caused me to create a surplus amount to my daily requirements...
(, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 10:29, Reply)
That is superb.
I have no idea what was going on in the foreground - that's a brilliant example of one of those things that, once you've noticed, you can't see anything else!
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sanityclause is waiting until, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:23,
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This speaks for itself - thought provoking
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:25,
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Blergh
Several problems with this. Don't want to be aggressive so I'm not going into it. Unless anyone wants a discussion, in which case, PM me.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:29, Reply)
plenty of debate regarding this on the YouTube link
but it's still thought provoking if a little slanted in view
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:31,
Reply)
I'm not disputing the facts
Just the choice of facts. As for thought-provoking... maybe this is another one of those things that I think is common knowledge but turns out not to be. Preaching to the choir, perhaps.
I get the feeling that I'm not the intended audience. And I have no problem with you posting it on here - they are indeed issues that need tackling.
And to be clear, "blergh" was my one-word expression of "weeelll...yeeeesss... but....." not vomiting in disgust.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:34, Reply)
Completely understand where you are coming from
there's a lot of truths but it's not balanced with any sort of counter argument.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:38,
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My main problem is that no solution is offered
Which, while blatantly not what is being said, will fall on many ears - the ears which most need to listen - as "MEN! YOU ARE THE PROBLEM! ACCEPT THE BLAME!"
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:40, Reply)
No I certainly don't think men are the problem behind inequality
it's the problem with the whole process of Socialisation where Girls are given dolls and prams as presents and Boys are given toy guns and toy cars maybe this isn't as true as it once was but the seperation of the genders still continues but to a degree that's not a bad thing after all I'm sure most of us don't want to live is an Asexual Society where all gender indentity is removed - I certainly don't.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:46,
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Oh please don't get me wrong
I'm not saying you think that - indeed, I'm not even saying that the people behind the video think that.
It's a form of multiculturalism - no, no, stay with me. You have defined groups which should simultaneously be proud of what makes them different while being afforded equal opportunity.
And before anyone else jumps in, yes, I am aware that multiculturalism can mean different things to different people. If anyone wants to take issue with "multiculturalism", be advised that I will refer you to the words "form of" and this link: news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_9389000/9389502.stm
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:52, Reply)
I'm agreeing with what your saying rather than opposing your views
yes I agree it's a form of multiculturalism but a bit more complex than that as Men and Women aren't different cultures just different social indentities trying to work out a balance would be very very difficult as gender means different things to different people. The fact that 2 women die each week from former or current partners isn't a trend in society just that a minority of males see women as merely property but I'm sure there are as many women with a distorted view about their relationship with men.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:58,
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A social identity could be seen as an expression of culture
but if we go down that road we're rather getting off the point.
My problem with that fact is that most people know their killer (oddly, same goes for rape, just for the record), and since women are less likely to kill regardless of their victim's gender, and the men that women know best will be their (ex-)partner. It's misleading in a way. Yes, men kill more women than women do, but they also kill more men than women on the whole.
In terms of distorted view... well, we're in danger of getting into another area again. If you're interested in this, PM me some instant messenger info, and we can have a chat at a time convenient to you. I am certainly enjoying this discussion, and never shy away from learning more - either for or against my views. If you don't want to, that's fine too - this isn't a challenge or throwing down a gauntlet. Simply that I'm enjoying this and if you are too we can continue it without taking over the /links board :)
However, I have been motivated to track down specific numbers and sources for those facts. It's knowledge I've picked up over the years, which I realise isn't the most reliable way of doing it.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:11, Reply)
Well I'm enjoying the debate too but I'll pass on your kind offer of PMing you
as I'm a little tired after a long day at work.
But I think it's true that Men are more prone to violence but once again this goes back to the whole process of Socialisation where men are expected to potentially lay down their lives in times of war and women are expected to bear and raise children for the continuation of society so it's all a bit hard-wired into society that Men will be prone towards violence and Women towards caring and nurturing I suppose.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:26,
Reply)
I'm not sure if you have any kids yourself, so please don't think i'm being snotty
little boys, not given guns, will make them out of twigs and lego. Little girls not given dolls will be equally inventive to create them. It isn't society giving them to the children - it's hardwired in the DNA of children to play with guns or dolls according to gender
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:45, Reply)
I concur
My parents were very strict about not giving me military stuff, or violent vidyagames etc. All I did was make my own, or play those games in secret.
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maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:16,
Reply)
I like how the link doesn't describe the item at all
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:37,
Reply)
Sorry about that I'm a little drunk
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 1:02,
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I quite fancied that girl in the second half
Especially when she did the "Annie Lennox in the back of a car thing with the wig". Horrible legs though...
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:50, Reply)
Guile Theme vs. Church Dancer.
The Guile theme apparently works with everything.
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:24,
Reply)
Guile was always my favourite
He had an excuse to be tough - rather than "my job is paying this guy to study at his dojo" he was a military type - and his HAIR!
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:27, Reply)
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