
the way they broke up hit EDIT (hit me hard, typed and left room)
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:30, Reply)

and now we must go here www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhZt4i92aSA
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:33, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHhlaspXVgo
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:51, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-3iNypOkfE&feature=related
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:56, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgZi5CkjoOQ
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:09, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mt3vZHDiM8
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:49, Reply)

has this, just because I can't stop watching it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYfcK59ycDw
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Format is nice guy as-well.. i say nice... when we hired him for the Thames boat party last year he ripped it up but what i remember the most was him finding me in the corner of the basement at the after-party (probably eating my face) and he thanked me..
what for i'm not sure, probably his fee, but i like to think it was because of the party...
i didn't and still don't remember even introducing myself..
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:41, Reply)

really did mean to, but couldn't.
sounds like you had fun :)
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:33, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqh5O9LbjhY
( , Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:02, Reply)

But not quite as graceful as some of the other ones I've seen.
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:02, Reply)

sure are a lot different to the ones here...
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:20, Reply)

I don't care if it's a repost; it is Pancake Day after all
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:33, Reply)

im i to late to get in with this golden nugget? www.youtube.com/watch?v=towd9vZWDJg&feature=related
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:01, Reply)

about a washed up old has been comic thats a racist and mysoginst and doesn't know how to fit in and not be full of hate?
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:57, Reply)

I used to really dislike him until he made Alan Carr cry, then he went up in my estimation.
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:13, Reply)

i remember now...
Jim davidson strikes me as one of those blokes that made a lot of money in the 70s and the world just passed him by and he stayed the same...
you cant hate someone like this...but you can sort of pity them.
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:23, Reply)

it was someone called Brian who thinks he is Alan Carr.
EDIT. What you say is right, and what made the situation so funny for me. Instead of pity or laughter at him, a whole theatre is played out.
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:24, Reply)

It was Brian Dowling off of Big Brother.
Jim Davidson really was horrid to him, but hew was a bit of a crybaby.
I remember watching it at the time, too....
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:32, Reply)

i hate him. he's a nasty piece of work who's realised the only way to make folk not hate him is to play the 70s bigot fish out of water. he's an absolute cunt.
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:41, Reply)

but in this case I'm afraid I can't - I fucking LOATHE this atavistic Cuntstain.
(Davidson, not Tickle)
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:01, Reply)

to cheer myself up.
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:08, Reply)

in the scene I refer to he is goaded by a complete numpty. I suppose it is what you hate most; 70s bigots or Big Brother contestants. I personally would bury the lot of them. Alive. In porridge.
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:13, Reply)

www.guardian.co.uk/stage/2011/mar/06/jim-davidson-stand-up-be-counted
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Where's "Umbongotime" (hoho)? He'd love this, he's always trolling /links with his fuck-witted racist cuntery.
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:11, Reply)

is a festering boil on the anus of comedy. When he dies he will go straight to Hell, where his bottom will swiftly discover Beelzebub is a gay black man with a 14 inch dong and a free house all paid for out of Jim's council tax money.
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:43, Reply)

purely for the bit where he asks about an old lady in the crowd and it cuts to a shot of Biz Markie laughing. Did not expect that edit!
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:54, Reply)

That's... that's... I'm speechless. I couldn't watch all of it.
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:40, Reply)

.... has anybody seen "my name is Bruce???" I like a lot of BC's films but this didn't do it for me. :(
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:31, Reply)

I loved Buba ho tep though
one of me fave films is that. : D
'we got an adventure going on' lol
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:48, Reply)

He is now in that happy hunting ground. It's a pea but from years ago.
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)

*click*
apart from him dying obviously
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:46, Reply)

So sad :-(
Great vid as usual. How you doing?
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Married life it suiting me very well... Never thought I would do it!
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:36, Reply)

ronseal
*Edit Now with added warning of 1 image per page
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)

is that some arsehole has tried to sue them for it.
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)

and the label contained the phrase 'This product contains fruit'.
I lost all faith in humanity that day.
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:00, Reply)

and the book warned not to iron clothes on body!
Also, I once hired a hedge trimmer and it warned not to stop the blades with hands or genitals... What the shuddering fuck?!?!?!?!?
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Insert an I and the beginning (for those who can't figure it out and need hazard warnings like this!)
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:07, Reply)

it could seem quite convenient. If you were also retarded.
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:36, Reply)

It had a warning on it not to use it as a hairdryer.
People are thick
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Have some stonking Russian ska for a sunny day.
GC and don't care.
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Any ideas:
Beginning, location, music, story/plot, ending?
I made this earlier -with Kingakong!
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:02, Reply)

It's just we had it posted here last June, wondered if you were just someone stealing a youtube name and passing stuff off as your own.
Carry on!
*tips hat*
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)

accually it´s me in the video. You see, we are going to make a new "pants dance film". And sice it´s a lot of creative thinking heads on b3ta we where wondering if someone had any cool ideas, based on plot, cinematic, location, dresscode *hat*..etc.
Thanks for the watch out!
Regards
Morten Holthe
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)

og trenger innspill på nye måter og morsomme steder å filme på.
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:13, Reply)

All I would say is keep on doing what you clearly do so well - have fun and make the films you want to make.
We'll be only too glad to give our opinions, should you decide to keep posting on b3ta. We love giving opinions. Trust me.
And if there is something specific, don't be afraid to ask. This site has many excellent film makers/animators and generally clever types who are usually only too happy to help..
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:55, Reply)

they got a chick in and they went global....
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:26, Reply)

im sure will.iam and the other two still make good music in thier own time...
and then that pop shit for the money and deals etc....
behind the front was a great album....
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:53, Reply)

which is why I am so sad they went shit.
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:03, Reply)

You may not want to watch this.
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Why? Why would you even...? Of course I don't want to watch this!
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:02, Reply)

...and a lot better than the chap who has been trying to make his dog popular with a series of boring as hell clips
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)

you won't wank over?!
(Thank you Frankie Boyle)
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:47, Reply)

1: pissflaps, where and how did you find this, and did it totally spoil/enhance your wank
2: why would you film this? (original filmer)
3: why would you upload this
4: why did i watch it, knowing what it was going to be???
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Its only a trailer but I just discovered this game released a few days back for £10. It's incredibly difficult but really engaging. www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2010/oct/31/fate-of-the-world-review
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:55, Reply)

I could have done mentioning this to someone who was getting angry at me for linking this: playspent.org/. They felt a "game" is to childish a medium to deal with real issues like poverty.
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:13, Reply)

He looks like a girl I used to go out with. Same porcelain-smooth skin and cherry-red lips. Not that I want to fuck him or anything.
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:18, Reply)

I went to Monkey World on Saturday with Binky. manolith and Mr Binky. Then I made a song about it.
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:35, Reply)

of monkeys pushing pianos up stairs.
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Apparently the various primates there are mostly rescued ones.
They shouldn't have bothered, if you ask me. A load of shit monkey's who couldn't be bothered.
At least when they are being forced to smoke or dance or whatever it's entertaining.
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:20, Reply)

of every month. You must of missed him.
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)

I have no sound today :-(
am I missing much?
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:43, Reply)

also, the playing cards in the gift shop weren't monkey playing cards. they were regular playing cards in a monkey box. that's not in the song though.
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:14, Reply)

there were loads last time I went. Maybe now Jim has gone there are less being rescued.
Poor show on the playing cards. I hope you are sending a letter of complaint.
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:38, Reply)

We're going back this year....Though I did get annoyed with the constant commentaries from people- "He's having a drink of water", "Oop, he's climbing his tree", "He's thinking 'what am i going to do now"...SHADDAP!!!!
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:04, Reply)

///spam but not exactly spam alert///
I've been a member on here for a very long time (even got front paged the other week!), so I know the nazis are going to start shouting spam.
But it's something that I'm making, and I'm quite proud of it - so screw you guys:D
///spam but not exactly spam alert///
This is the holding page for my new company that i'm setting up.
It centres around the fact that most people who buy track day cars spend in the region of 40 grand on a beautiful car, and then leave it in a garage for about 355 days of the year.
Why not split the ownership of the car with a bunch of other people and share all of the maintenance costs etc. You'll still get to drive your car (virtually) whenever you want, and still have that sense of ownership. The only sacrifice is occasionally having to share. And I'm sure you can remember what your mum told you about sharing.
Anyway - we're still a way away from getting it live, but if you want to find out more or enter your email address so that we can tell you when we do go live - click the link.
Thanks!
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:30, Reply)

It's lush and has two wing mirrors.
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:37, Reply)

( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:45, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austin_Metro#Metro_6R4_rally_car
380hp V6, 4-wheel-drive, mid-engined, short wheelbased, with oversized spoilers front and rear?
What could possibly go wrong!?
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:21, Reply)

probably the scariest car I ever saw, excepting the S200 (in flames)
Group B really was fucking awesome, glad I was there
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:59, Reply)

We're still trying to find an underwriter who can give us a decent insurance package, but legally, fractional ownership of assets isn't a new thing.
We're using some pretty cool technology to keep everything fair, and I'm currently working on the booking system to ensure that everyone get's fair access to the car.
It's hard - but as they say - it wouldn't be worth doing if it wasn't. We just want to make it easy for the punter.
Thanks for the support.
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:57, Reply)

The people who buy-in actually end up owning the car, and you take a fraction of the profits? Or you keep the cars fixed and running?
What's to stop people just doing this themselves, and advertising it in a car magazine or newspaper?
I'm not slagging off the idea, just intrigued. I'm interested in starting a company myself. Also, I didn't intend to sound like Duncan Bannatyne at any point.
Also...SPAMMITY SPAM SPAM! :P
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:53, Reply)

The idea is that we provide a legal and support framework for people wishing to enter a shared ownership agreement.
We do all of the paperwork to enable a legally binding contract, and then manage the storage, servicing and repairs. You book your time slot, get to the storage centre, drive around for a bit, then bring it back. We do the rest.
We make our cut by doing deals with storage facilities/mechanics/tyre suppliers/track owners etc. to get a small discount - and we pocket the difference.
So yes - you do actually own (a share) of the car. It benefits us, as there is no startup capital required, and therefore little to no risk.
Anyone could sell a share in their own car - but they'd need to get a whole load of legal contracts in place first, and would have to rely completely on trust that the other person was an honest type.
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:50, Reply)

My first thought: Not an entirely new concept. Damon Hill ran something like one of those, wonder if it's still going?
Oh.
www.carmagazine.co.uk/News/Search-Results/Industry-News/Damon-Hill-fights-to-wind-up-P1-supercar-club/
Your competition:
www.p1international.com/
You may well have a different model to them. They were more like a stable renting horses than joint ownership. Their prices are found on the website, but basically it costs more than I earn in a year.
Hope this helps, and good luck with it all!
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:25, Reply)

We don't buy the cars then, sell shares in them - we just let other people get into a deal with each other.
Therefore, we don't have all of the associated running costs, or risk from having to borrow gazillions of pounds to buy a fleet of Jeremy Clarkson's wet dream fodder.
With our current model, you can own a Lotus Exige S for 3 years (from new) for about £10k (annualised to about £3.3k per year) - which is a hell of a lot cheaper than buying one for yourself.
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:56, Reply)

you get some idiot who crashes it every time, a week before its my go?
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:41, Reply)

and one that came up early in the planning stages.
Our solution is to have all groups opt in to a mutually beneficial courtesy car scheme. i.e - If person A from group 1 crashes and the car is in the garage for 2 weeks, person B(you, in this case) can request time in the car belonging to group 2.
My business partner and I are going to go halves on an Exige S, so that at the beginning, there is always a courtesy car available.
The other advantage of this scheme is that you get to try out other cars for free.
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Jean Michel Jarre doing a great Matt Berry or the other way round.
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Thank you for posting.. Happy memories of childhood! Off to download as the cassettes I had are long since departed. RIP :-(
Have this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOex8Xpq6-U
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:44, Reply)

"A musical project headed by John Boswell, designed to deliver scientific knowledge and philosophy in musical form. Here you can watch music videos, download songs, read lyrics and find links relating to the messages conveyed by the music."
( , Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:59, Reply)
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