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This is a link post Paris in 2000 photos
Love the nightly effect

Tres cool!
(moider loves all kinds of kebabs, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Stunning!
I bloody love Paris me (just come back from a long weekend). That captures it at night perfectly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post That was lovely :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Well since this is spam, may I follow suit...
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 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post SPAM SPAM SPAM
SPAMMITY SPAM SPAM
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post But look at my spam.
That's good spam.

Spam for which I'm not getting paid.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post CUNT OFF FUCKTARD
Ooh, I've seen posters all over Bristol for your bro's film Barry! What did he do on it? He's not Bill Nighy I take it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post He wrote it :o)
Check him blog.

tomwilliamsscreenwriter.blogspot.com/2011/03/bums-on-seats.html
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow. That's pretty fucking amazing.
Not sure it looks my cup of tes, but am very impressed nevertheless. I trust you got invited to the fancy-schmancy opening night?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah - seriously tight invitation list.
I could have gone as one of the proles but it was down in That There London and I had a very new baby on my hands.

It's not classic b3tan fare I'll admit, but it's a damn good script and there's some ace moments in it. Any lurkers with families/easily impressed girlfriends *cough*Ed Westwick*cough* could do a lot worse.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I shall take my mum
to see it! I hope it goes well for him *crosses fingers*
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Good *checks profile* lass :o)

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCK OFF!

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe spam but...
would!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post One of them has dabbled in "adult" material.
Susanna Spears, if I recall.
 (Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Just 'off the top of your head'
hey Shippy?
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post My head's full of shit like that.

(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Proof, if any were needed, that videogames are sorely lacking in originality.
Looks pretty though.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post This is a tech demo
not a game.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jay, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post So it has to be unoriginal?

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post looks fantastic..can't wait to see some of that in games :)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:08, Reply)
This is a link post football with lampposts and an absensce of kicking
wow. this chap is a bit good. presume none of these skills would be useful in a game though.
(Alphabet Soap boshboshboshbosh, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post There was definately kicking in that video
I feel violated
 (TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
yeah, but only for a wee bit.

*halts violation*
 (Alphabet Soap boshboshboshbosh, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:55, Reply)
This is a link post Rugby - secret language? communal showers?
Another dead cat bounce vid!
I like this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post This amused me

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent work!

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Sent to my Rugby playing housemate... i may not go to any more of his after game "socials"

(I helped save b3ta! Peter RICK A dog that shits fruitcake? We're rich!, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:35, Reply)
This is a link post Football is dying and soon it will be dead... I made this!
Eamon Dunphy is a former Manchester United and Milwall player who's now a fairly controversial pundit back in Ireland.

I made a mobile TV series with him for 3 a few years ago and we recorded a spoof Christmas message. This is the end result.
(cnamhspairne I am the man who will fight for your honour., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post That was cheery
Well done though. Good watch (if depressing as hell if you like football)
 (DrBatman, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
Cheers!

Glad you liked it. Admittedly, it's not the most uplifting of messages about football - but I reckon he's not far off the mark...
 (cnamhspairne I am the man who will fight for your honour., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:57, Reply)
This is a link post Icky Sticky Love NSFW
the latest creation by a new NZ band. I am mesmerized by this, I think it's hilariously brilliant.

Features semi-naked lads with muscles and lots of waggly tongues, so tagged the nsfw just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL!
I enjoyed that, sounds like the '80s got remixed by Black Eye Peas and the video reminds me strongly of Red Hot Chili Peppers' early ones, and I guess all the six packs won't hurt their chances.

Nice to see a boy band with a sense of frivolity, I'm SO sick of all teh earnest 'I love ya GURL' or rappy 'Am blinger dan U iz, dickead!' chavvy shite that's been everywhere for the last 20 years plus, this makes a welcome change, some good old fashioned bouncy electro synth pop, good, hope they do well!

*edit* Having just listened to it again I'd have liked to have heard a bit more of just that jazzy funkeh bassline buzzathon with some drum mix play all on it's own, like at the start, a bit of time after or before the middle 8 breakdown rappy bit just for dancing woulda been nice, it is a bit constant with the main lyric thru-out for my liking...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this. Does that make me gay?

(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Only if
you want to have sexy tiems with it.

And are male.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I have an odd feeling that I want to have sexy tiems with them
and also BE them.

I am a girl. I don't know what's happening to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post meh
this is wack
 (thequailboy, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post What an attractive group of young men.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post little brats

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh. Photography *disappointed*
I thought it'd be an artistic Joseph Fritzl's blog.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Some terrible shopping on there
the one of them sledding down the stairs is no better than I could do, but I don't even begin to pretend I know what I'm doing.
 (sanity challenged, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:05, Reply)
This is a link post CSI: Barbershop.
Alternative title: Connecticut man provides his own before-and-after pics. And quite a good headline, too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Knifecrime has never been so lol-worthy!

(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post that is very very funny
:D
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)
This is a link post Talking baby
Ronseal
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahhhhhhhh!

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't scream!
You'll wake the baby!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok
Rrrrrrrrrrrrr, But not like a pirate.
 (Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Just thought of this :-D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo9Eb1pK6mg
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Shudda been half as long
but that's gonna do well!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Your own children = adorable.
Other people's children = ugly and annoying.
 (I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this.
Babies are generic shit makers. Then grow up to be miserable sods.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post We did this with our first born
it was funny for us but not for others. Most parents do it but most don't bother filming it and putting it on youtube because its really not that funny
 (I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:50, Reply)
This is a link post PENIS FRUIT

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 2:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Penis Fruit is now............
Glass Cock is just SO yesterday dah-ling.
 (Sofa King I shaved my balls for this?!?!?!?!, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:32, Reply)
This is a link post I'm posting this for no other reasons...
than it deserves more views... and he seems to be really enjoying himself... and it's good.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 1:49, Reply)
This is a link post Foo Fighters - Rope
New song from the Foos. Quite like it. This is audio only.
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 0:52, Reply)
This is a normal post You can also listen on SoundCloud
Probably better as it won't have YT screwing up the sound so much.

soundcloud.com/foofighters/rope

S
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 2:40, Reply)
This is a normal post All sounds the same now.
Shame really, they were a great band back in the day.
 (Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I have gone off them pretty quick
They started developing a really commercial rock sound, that just doesn't cut it with me any more.
 (TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this the new one?
That starts kind of quiet, but then gets all loud and angry, has a quiet, melodic bit in the middle before going all angry again at the end??
I think I've heard it before.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
Looking for some new material for that song you’ve been writing. You know, the…the song you’ve been working on. You know, the…the one, uh, you been working on for three years. You know, the…the song. Mm, got something new to write about now. You know, maybe…uh, maybe a main character gets into a relationship, suffers a little heart break. Something like uh, what…what you been, you just been through. Draw from the real life experience. Little uh, little heart break. You know…work it into the song. Make those characters a little more three dimensional. Little, uh, richer experience for the listener. Make those second hundred lyrics really keep the listener guessing, what’s going to happen. Some twists and turns. Little epilogue, everybody learns the hero’s journey isn’t always a happy one.
Oh, I look forward to hearing it.
 (I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post balls to you all
great song, can't wait to see them in july.
 (The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:06, Reply)
This is a link post "Satisfaction" - (C'mon guys......get the kleenex out!!!)
Ummmm..... some American ad promoting equal pay. Already gone viral so apols if GC.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 0:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha. But... is it just me or
does anyone else think that goes on at least 2 mins too long?
 (I helped save b3ta! emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 8:47, Reply)
This is a normal post 1 minute 40 for me

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Staying power!!!

(I helped save b3ta! emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Unsee
Unsee, UNSEEEEEE!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post "2 speed, battery drill: ideal for weak bones"?
Are they trying encourage me to dismember the elderly?
 (I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 10:51, Reply)
This is a link post Forget Ben Hur,
this is the greatest story ever told.

It's about the birth and death of some slime.
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:59, Reply)
This is a link post This just gets faster.... and faster... and faster...

(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post 300bpm drumming :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZnUmdtrbeo
 (I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post kind of works if you play em together..
well maybe not
 (I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post It does too!
Check it out

Well at least until he starts playing 320bpm
 (I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post woo!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_kj4M8_IUc
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I once bought a book called Speed Mechanics For Lead Guitar
On the last page the exercise is this. I got stuck at lesson two.
 (bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 2:10, Reply)
This is a normal post By Troy Stetina, no less!
I never got past the first exercise.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 10:34, Reply)
This is a link post Fuck me it all makes sense now
Undoubtably one of the best films ever made
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Directors cut
In the US release there are no credits.

In the directors cut this appears before the final credits
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5d0vtFja9GE
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post What was this movie?
It was odd hearing him shout my name.
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 6:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
Revolver
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 7:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Specifically the 2005 version
Not to be confused with the 2007 version.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers :)
Trotts off to find a copy.
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post They are really cheap second hand on amazon.
which is a bonus.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Kabbalah mystic bollocks
STOP READING YOUR WIFES BOOKS WHEN YOUR MAKING A FILM!
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL
and make sure it doesn't bomb at then box office otherwise there will be a divorce in the offering.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post i think madge gave him an Elmore leonard novel,
and then half way through swapped it out of its dust jacket for a book on kabbalah.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
this is basic psychoanalysis. this film is a pile of shit.
 (thequailboy, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 10:57, Reply)
This is a link post How Do You Sleep at Night?
Quite a ballsy question. Assume you all saw it?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Usually takes me a while to nod off
so I try to exercise and not drink too much coffee or tea in the afternoon.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post wow!
I couldn't work out if he meant it to sound that way or not, so went to check the youtube comments for insightful thoughts and got:
"I WANT TO BURY MY FACE IN ALEX JONES CLEAVAGE"
petethepounder 1 hour ago
 (I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he meant it in the "screwing everyone over except the bankers"
rather than the Horlicks way.

I am obviously keen for our PM to unfuck the place, but he seems to have got the job by not being someone dour and clinically depressed.

(aside:Rereading that, getting screwed the horlicks way doesn't sound too appealing)

Also, thumbs up to that youtuber
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Fantastic!
 (Lord Tredegar, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post ACE! Just watched a bit more of it on iPlayer
and there isn't a context that makes it sound NOT like it sounds. They weren't discussing his busy schedule and Baker sounds so insincere when saying how wonderful the interview was.

www.bbc.co.uk/i/zf23y/?t=29m35s
 (I helped save b3ta! nivoser tangos with the devil, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope cameron dies of aids.

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post hell no. I cannot condone such a terrible thing to say.
With today's drugs he'll live for years. Someone push him under a banker's Bentley.
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post To quick
Mauled by a mob of angry students would be much more fitting.
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Ouch...
Sounds like Mr. Baker actually meant that as well. Perhaps he thought he could disguise it as a slightly more innocuous-sounding question, but failed? Still massively ballsy, and it's good to see some contempt for Cameron on prime time BBC. I bet the Daily Mail are going to have an anti-BBC fit tomorrrow morning.
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post It kinda reminds me of a tv movie with Martin Clunes
Sex 'n' Death

Bella: How do you get to sleep at night?
Ben: A combination of drugs and masturbation.

Was hoping Cameron would reply something similar.
 (I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post It must be a link in the show
to a discuss on people not being able to sleep. Must be. However, it was probably set up to get that question in there.
I try to avoid the One Show, it's like a televisual Daily Mail, but I did see Adam Sandler on it stating that he hoped someone one would die, and the sooner the better.
 (I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 0:21, Reply)
This is a normal post it really wasn't
here it is on iPlayer

www.b3ta.com/links/600578
 (I helped save b3ta! nivoser tangos with the devil, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Gold!!
Pissed myself at this. Nicely Done Mr Baker!
 (Salvage leave it and carry on..., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 10:40, Reply)
This is a link post Enter Sandman on kazoo
Can't say anything other than Ronseal.

Posted over a year ago, but good enough for another go I reckon
(yorik, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
Great hat too.
 (Cloaca dacka dack dack, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
Bottom left ftw
 (I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that just renewed my love for Metallica

(I helped save b3ta! Coubs Salty toothpaste, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:54, Reply)

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