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This is a link post CNN plays..the wrong music.
I really hope this is genuine. I also hope whoever got fired laughed their way home.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post :O

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope it is real also
but fake and gay I suspect
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post It really happened but that's not the original wrong music
It was a rap track about Driving Miss Mutha Fuckin Daisy or something like that
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah that's the one I heard
driving down the mother fucking road bitch!

haha
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Flippin' 'eck, Tucker!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, laughing like a loon at my desk here.
Utter genius.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just for the record. I'm still laughing at this.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Had Fox News done it there would be Congressional hearings.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post it wouldn't have been a mistake if it were on Fox news

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bias, bias, bias

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post thoroughly dubunked a year or two ago on the interwebs.
it's a simple dub, and not real. original 'wrong' music was less antagonistic. fairly sure it was posted on /links back then at least once, too.

(not being nazi! i enjoy teh gc. just some (hopefully) information! i can't be arsed looking it up again atm, so the above is just from memory)
 (I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 23:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post i turned into
Muttley
 (-mash-, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 0:57, , Reply)
This is a link post The Curious Man's Guide to the Science of Primates I made this!
A little 5 minute thing I cobbled together. The true story of Russian scientists and mucky monkey muck.
(BobbyBigBalls, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Clicks*
Was expecting it to be more of a pisstake akshually.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was very good!
Although it wasn't about bisexuality at all!

like it.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent. Enjoyed that muchly
You're like a realistic version of Alex Zane.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post You have no idea how long I've been waiting for someone to say that to me.
Thank you for the kind words. Much appreciated.
 (BobbyBigBalls, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Use it well

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was good.
Do more.

*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd love to...
...but I'll need to find myself a fresh animator first. Timing constraints mean he won't be able to do any more for quite a while.
 (BobbyBigBalls, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really nicely made!
I enjoyed that, 'twas educational!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
excellent!
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a link post People falling off stages
Old as the hills and as cocky as glass. Good nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Hungry?
72oz rump steak free if you eat in an hour. Fifty quid if you don't. 'Man V's Food' comes to the UK.
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha, reminds me of
www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_215iQ7KDs
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't stand this sort of stuff
A good piece of meat should be treated with respect.

Also that's been way too overcooked.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post True

(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post totally right
no steak should require a steak knife, unless it's been cooked too much for some panzy who gets a bit iffy when they see a bit of pink (in a gay way too).
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's a "Mom"?

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I say 'mom', not 'mum'
Terrible for a brit, i know, but 'mum' sounds daft - like 'bum'.
Surely 'mom' makes more sense, as its short for MOther, not MUther?
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mammy
over here
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seamus here.
My dads called Padraig.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post for £25 you an call me what you want *



* t&c's apply
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post You monster.
and to think I harshly judged you when you said you didn't like Björk's voice :(((
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post but it's pronounced "muther" so "mum" makes more sense

(I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd rather just enjoy my food and not feel like shit for the rest of the night for the sake of £50.
I'm also vegetarian, and no i wouldn't do it even if it was a nice salad.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bet you would do it if it were a nasty salad though.

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post *rubs thighs*
Mmmmm....that dirty lettuce is just asking for it, whole courgettes too? Oooooh....whatever are they in there for, i wonder?
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post i got some realy nasty spring onions here that want to make YOU cry like baby

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Another take on why Patraeus was shafted - Russian Media

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Don't get Chris Eubank to read out the top 10
As the UK singles chart turns 60, thought I'd post this classic Buzzcocks moment
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whatever happened to Mark Lamarr?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Slipped a disk in a hair grease accident
and now even just the act of ... I can't be bothered making up any more of this lie.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a link post how to troll an african phisher
this guy could have this made in to a short film
has some great lines in there
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post check out...
www.419eater.com
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a link post play time
People who are mostly non players, partake of a performance of Sartie witha pianist a note at a time.
 (antnhec, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Sartie"??
*cries*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it Gymnoperdy?
Im on the mobile so I ca'nt get the viddeo.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gnossienne.
Satie is over played but i do love him, think his music found its place for me as the soundtrack to Le Feu Follet.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a link post The Konnie Huq post earlier reminded me of this NSFW
Blue Peters moved on from shitting elephants...
Can't believe it's not GC.

Some workplaces might call this NSFW even though it was on Blue Peter.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Charlie Brooker's a spawny cunt.
But hey, he's super-popular and mainstream now, and must absolutely hate himself. Probably. Hopefully.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I suspect he hates himself as much as Jamie Cullum does.
Lucky git...
If it weren't for that short arse I so would have had a chance with Sophie Dahl
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've wanted to crucify that cunt on fire for his crooning version of Doves' 'The Man Who Sold Everything'.
He is utterly beyond redemption. Fucking pig.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't like his music at all, he's actually a really nice guy though, unfortunately.
Very difficult to dislike.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I listen to his radio show driving home and it's introduced me to a few good bands
Can't say i've given his own stuff a try though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post He buys from a lot of labels and distros i know, some almost religiously.
Not unlike many other people, of course, but a lot of it's a million miles away from what he makes himself, doubt he'd be able to play much of it on his show either.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Has anyone seen my monocle?
I seem to have dropped it somewhere...
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good lord!
How can a clip from a kids tv show be borderline NSFW?
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post They found a way, gahd blessim.
I'll put the tag on just in case.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember *very* clearly
Yvette Fielding doing a similar sort of thing, going to a spa for Blue Peter. She was in a bikini or cozzie that clearly allowed lip-reading as she lay back... she was either very well trimmed or fully shaved, well defined through the thin cloth.

I'd have been 11 or so at the time, and I think it was this event that taught me to masturbate. Thank you, Yvette! And the pervy cameraman and everyone else who let that through.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post You realise now that this clip needs to be found don't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post If only!
I'd love to see it again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...huh...

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post 0_o
I say!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Twilight Saga: Abridged! I made this!
With Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 being released just around the corner, I thought I'd help you all catch up with the saga by delving into the world of pale complexions, vegetarians, ancient history, and tedious high school drama that is The Twilight Saga.

(This is also my last Abridged video, so thank you to everyone who has shown some love for the series… it's time I go back to making animations and stuff now. Enjoy and thanks x)
(woahbot WHOA!, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did a lol at 1'33
Never seen/read any of these and I think I'm glad
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like these :)

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a link post which b3tan's house is this?
cold be some one from /talk?
looks like the cleanest place is the cat litter box
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I seriously cant understand how someone could live like that?
Ive been really busy the last month, and now ive finally got time to tidy up - my flat is the messiest its been for ages. That amounts to some dusting, hoovering, cleaning of the bog, and some general tidying up, not shoveling mounds of fag ends and pizza boxes out the way just so i can move!
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mental illness
My brother does home visits for schizophrenics, when they offer you a cup of tea, say no....
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post hey i know your brother he comes round her to see me
very polite and busy never time for a cup of tea
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's up with those cigs?
Either they've got a huge filter or they're only smoking halfway done.

Everyone knows that you smoke it down to the filter because that's where they put the heroin.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post so thats why i see all those scaggy old looking people picking up fag ends*




*not faggots
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Tab ends" works in many ways.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why's the ironing board out?

(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice place, I bet that's where "the magic" happens.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Tom Rowland's studio
For anyone that likes the Chemical Brothers or analog synths, here's Mr Rowland's studio, which looks like a home-brew time machine.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post i just came

(Dr. Benway used to lead an amen warfare., Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's just beautiful.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post It brings a tear to my eye.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm surprised he hasn't got a full keyboard with all that though.
looks like a 44 key job
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post
More here...

www.solidstatelogic.com/news/article.asp?ID=360&T=M
 (cxi2001 "Well, That's The End Of This Suit", Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's not left himself much room to move his mouse..

(I helped save b3ta! smiggy, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post What is it with these tiny keyboards

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is truly a thing of beauty.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post *synthgasms all over the place*

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is there a live room as well?
I want to see that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:44, , Reply)
This is a link post I really do not know

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 8:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is the answer to everything!

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is what the internet is for.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a link post Benjamin Button can't park cars
the small-headed cunt couldn't see what he was doing, presumably.
 (thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 8:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post but it isnt the christmas season
yet
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think I'll pop this on me blog.
Cheers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you drive a Rav 4
that kind of thing is pretty much expected of you
 (Jimmers, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a link post It was sixty years ago today...
... that the first British chart was published - a top 12 in the NME.

This, "Here in my Heart" by Al Martino, was at number 1. It stayed there for eight weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 8:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post 60 years to the day
since the first Dad said "turn that racket off. That's not music, that's just noise!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Unlucky For Some - 13 Minutes of Russian Driving
Yes yes, it's like a field of glass cocks in there but some are new.
 (Midamachewspageoshirkews We don't need another hero, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 8:34, , Reply)
This is a link post From that Imgur Filter (Ish 553) NSFW
What?
 (catflap I went out with Nicholas Parsons, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 7:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post NSF Eyes
Thanks
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 7:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's my breakfast ruined.
Thanks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 14 Nov 2012, 7:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post breasts with smaller breast on them!
*adjusts monicle fwaps furiously*
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 8:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post A Fractal Rack.
It's boobs ALL the way down.
 (theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Filter?

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 8:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aaaaaarrgh

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Windows 95 Dark Side Tips

(tichy, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 7:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post oooh, they're good

(I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 8:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very good
I remember all the PR at the launching of W95, going to save humanity etc
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post This gave me a weird earthbound like feeling
It might be the music. The mid 90's was a wonderful thing.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:37, , Reply)

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