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This is a link post The Big Book of Bunny suicides
Some very interesting ways to top your self
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love this!!!
I got given a book of them ages ago, they are awesome!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post me too!

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This is a normal post It was the one in the revolving doors that got me.
Absolutely brilliant!
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This is a normal post death by fags up your bum

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm still here.
#perseverance #legend

#shower
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
#analnicotineaddict
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post #yourmum

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post /\ dustfucker/\
jokes on you she was creamated
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 21:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post jam before or after the cream?

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 22:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Most. Appropriate. Username. EVER

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a link post This weekend I am mainly listening to this NSFW

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Terrible person.
I like a lot of his music though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post "I like a lot of his music though."
You need to sort it out mate.
 (TurboFlange Bond, James Brown, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post never get spunk on a mink
They dont like it at all
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post i was quite quite surprised to find that there truly was a spunk on the mink line.

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 9:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Alright Dan?

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's good.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post He does this on every job!
Just act like it's normal.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a link post GREAT QUIVERING ICEBERGS!! WHAT'S THIS PENGUIN-BASED SHITE??!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a link post london bus driver throttles pedestrian who filmed her running a red light.
just watch the video .....
 (Spin Its a thing., Sat 20 Jun 2015, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It might be a result of them having to deal with members of the public all day, but in my experience, all Bus Drivers are cunts.
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This is a normal post London

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 17:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Calling.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 17:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post *disconnects phone*

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post *adjusts binoculars*

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post *closes curtains*

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post *seals letter box*

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 19:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post *with jizz*
You sick puppy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Vibrant, innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's nasty, the woman's reaction is crazy though.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 17:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh shit
there could be a law suit in this.
AAAAAAAH AAAAAAH
*drop to floor*
*hold neck*
cashback
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post BUSted!

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post It must have been a really awful experience, she sounds like she's trying out for the next Halloween film though.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post As far as I could tell...
she was screaming and fell over when nobody was actually touching her.

Oscar nomination
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why aren't you at the bash?
Only turned up to meet you :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sat 20 Jun 2015, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stalker alert!!!
Stalker alert Potential murderer.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Look the restraining order clearly states...
I'm buying some stuff which has left me brassic till I flip it ;)
 (Spin Its a thing., Sat 20 Jun 2015, 23:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, "tour bus" - i.e. not a proper bus
By definition, bus drivers are cunts. If they were cleverer, they'd have a proper job.
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This is a normal post Does Maiden still post here?

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post you're equating cuntishness and stupidity a bit there. :D

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 9:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its a fair link to make

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post "When will ethnic minorities be free to throttle people in the street without racist interference?"
#Guardian Columnist
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 20 Jun 2015, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post We must respect their culture and reassure community leaders their right to throttle is compatible with British values

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post #everyday throttlism

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 20 Jun 2015, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Mohammed cartoons about to be shown on Dutch TV.
This is a party political broadcast by renowned bell-end Geert Wilders, that'll air this wednesday. Dutch embassies throughout the world have been put on alert.
Cartoons start at 0:55. Watch at your own risk.
(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post fight hate and prejudice
with hate and prejudice. Nothing can go wrong.
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Dutch comedy forums
are certainly going to be furious with the poor quality of jokes in those cartoons.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just because you *can* cause offence...
...doesn't mean you have a duty to.

And if your all-powerful God is offended by something someone drew, you might want to find something else to put your faith in, because your God is a pussy.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post If your God is offended...
...how about letting them show their displeasure themselves, instead of taking the unbelievably arrogant stance that you have the duty or even the right to speak for them.
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This is a normal post So true. It's not like god hasn't got the time to be offended.
He did 6 days work 6,000 years ago and has been swinging the lead ever since!
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's probably fucked off to another dimension
embarrassed by the wankers he made.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 22:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's be nice if Geert Wilders was the only victim of this kind of stunt.
Unfortunately that's not the case.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wilders is a fool

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd vote for him
I agree with everything he said there.

It's a pity the Dutch can't buy decent shirts and suits or tie a tie properly though.
 (Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post It didn't get broadcast because of techinal reasons apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
The NPO a post production company said they put the wrong video into the playlist.
The correct video will broadcast this Wednesday at 17:25.

All I can say is ROT OP WILDERS, je bent een kankerlijer!
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post curiously that last bit wont translate...
DO YOU SPEAKEE THE ENGLISH?
*orders egg and chips*
*doesn't trust the water*
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're great at staying in your comfort zone.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Sort of translates as - fuck off Wilders you are a motherfucker!
Kanker = cancer - the Dutch love wishing horrible diseases on people.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you going to address this:
www.b3ta.com/links/1314927

Or just fuck off, as usual?
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post making friends?

(I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, i'm good.
Well smug, i'm only here to boost my ego.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm only here
to boost my libido
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post May the force be with you.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a link post I'd rather have a bottle in front of me (than a frontal lobotomy)
Nice bit of fun!
(Spin Its a thing., Sat 20 Jun 2015, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a link post North Korea claims it has developed a vaccine that can cure and prevent MERS, Ebola, AIDS
and 'harm from the use of computers'
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's that you say, Skippy? The supreme leader wants to inject all his citizens with DEATH?
We'd better invade and push for a regime change, and fast!
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's crazy Food Babe talk!

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair
you can catch all those using my keyboard.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sun 21 Jun 2015, 1:20, , Reply)
This is a link post New type of 3D printing
Bin your 3D printers. Terminator is on the horizon
(Spin Its a thing., Sat 20 Jun 2015, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post No more printer japes at the office Christmas party :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno
you could dip your wick in it and end up with a massive dong?
 (Spin Its a thing., Sat 20 Jun 2015, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post End up with?
Pfft.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haven't we had UV curing plastic 3D printers since like forever?
I remember seeing one on Tomorrow's World. Also, annoying voice and it's NEESH you festering twuntgobbler
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This is a normal post *QUICHE

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quee-chay

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheen-WAH!

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This is a normal post This one has the clever selectively permeable membrane at the bottom.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^this^^
The very earliest 3D printers used UV setting resin, and it was about 30 years ago at least.
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post They cost millions.
We've had cmyk printing for decades too but it's only in the past decade been affordable to home users.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post But this is still old tech is being presented as new tech
BTW CMYK printing has been around for about 300 years, not just decades
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 23:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Impressive
And nice, chilled out, viewing too.
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah nice and chill
although it's in Australia, imagine the insects and animals that are about
: O
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post But no rain for years
until the next Niño / Niña event (can't remember which one causes Aussie rain or drought). So no need to build a roof.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sun 21 Jun 2015, 1:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post
he's in far North Queensland. it RAINS up there. a LOT.
 (softporn 70's sink fixer, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 4:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 20 Jun 2015, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post as some with no diy skills whatsoever
I find this incredibly impressive
also, he's clearly not as lazy as I am
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but i bet you don't drink your own piss just because you're against going to the 7/11 as it's against your imaginary camping rules.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I only have one camping rule
don't

I hate camping.
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post It can be fun, it can also be a pain in the arse though, especially at festivals.
Getting a load of friends and going somewhere always ends up being brilliant though :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post sure
until you wake up in the morning. in a tent.
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post With your pants on back to front :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Mac Dad will make ya
Jump Jump
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HQqXllXpfQ

:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice.
although it didn't show how he made the camera out of mud and trees.

You could rent that out for £500 a month in London.
 (champagnerocker, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post
You could rent that out for £500 £2,000 a month in London.
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 18:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice to watch
I do lots of greenwood working / carving as well a traditional greenwood crafts - it's very relaxing (as well as rewarding) to take something simple like a few sticks and to make s spoon, bowl, cup, gate, hurdle etc. You are limited to the materials you have to hand as well as their properties. I noticed how well the pole split as he was making the hurdles for the sides, something that not all wood will do easily. Very cool to watch!
 (RJWEcology is just sharpening his axe on, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post 404 on the second link.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post fixed

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Mark Kermode reviews the new Entourage movie
My little brother just sent me a text asking if i had heard this yet. It is brilliant.
 (I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't wait to see this, looks brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post sounds like the feel-good film of the year

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gonna be some MASSIVE bantz in it, i can just tell.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mark Kermode says,
"Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!" about Entourage.
 (I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Glorious.
Such anger.
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have no idea what Entourage is
but having just watched the movie trailer, I am not upset about this passing me by
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gonna be pure ledge.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post He needs to just get off the fence
and tell us if its any good.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post that
is fucking brilliant!
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 23:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Attack On Titan trailer

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post But you can apparently beat the murderous giants with a Mitsu...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcqqhONdCQg
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well at least the Yanks aren't making it.

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Imagine a Wankee remake of Battle Royal
With a happy ending and a positive message...
PG13...

Yuck.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly I have seen 2/3 of the Hunger Games films
don't cry for me, I'm already dead.
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post SUBTITLES DON'T HELP MUCH AS PER....

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 19:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post So that's Hadrian's Wall
And that's the leader of the SNP during that time of the month?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Vicar likens homosexuality to paedophilia and adultery
P45 on its way...
 (Spin Its a thing., Sat 20 Jun 2015, 10:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Should he say that people who are engaged in paedophilia should be involved in the church?"
I thought this went without saying.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post He is no slouch either...
Melvin Tinker

Vicar of St John Newland since 1994, Melvin read Theology at Oxford University and trained for ordination at Wycliffe Hall. He has previously been curate at Wetherby Parish Church, Chaplain to Keele University and vicar of All Hallows, Cheadle.

As well as speaking around the country and abroad, Melvin is the author of over sixty published articles dealing with a wide range of subjects relating to ethics and theology. He is also the author of several books, including, 'Why do bad things happen to good people?' (CFP), 'Reclaiming Genesis' (Monarch) and 'Intended for Good- The Providence of God' (IVP) and 'What Do You Expect? Ecclesiastes for Today' (Evangelical Press).
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This is a normal post So... Vicar believing in his own holy book shock?
Will the guardian be reporting on the small minority of imams next that believe being a gayer is wrong?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where does it say it's wrong in the bible?

(spunkyD, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Leviticus
"If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them."
HTH
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post
...unless that male is a child.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post NIDNH
I'm no Bible expert, but I'm told that Leviticus was pretty much a desert survival guide for a travelling army.

It was pretty much saying to the troops: 'If you are feeling lonely, please don't fuck each other and also, stay away from the crayfish'.
 (spunkyD, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why
would the bible contain an army manual? Thought we loved our nieghbours? I'm no scholar of it either, but it is all supposed to be the word of god, they tell me.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post The answer from Keith covers it more intelligently than I could
www.quora.com/What-is-the-theological-basis-for-homosexuality-as-an-immoral-act#
 (spunkyD, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well written indeed. But inconclusive:
"In summary: I don't believe that Jewish law does consider homosexual acts to be immoral. It prohibits them, but that is not the same thing."
I don't really see how the morality matters as much as the legality.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, you read the wrong answer. Try reading the one from Keith.

(spunkyD, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 14:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure that helps much
as it seems to suggest god didn't know how the reproductive system, that he designed, works. As that is pretty basic, it seems fair to assume god didn't know what he was talking about.
So although 'no homosexuality' is stated in the bible, it was stated by someone with very limited knowledge and can therefore be discounted, even if it was for a specific occasion and not aimed at all mankind for all time.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably.
I reckon it went something like "Jacob! For fuck's sake! And you too Gary, again, fucking hell! Look, we're on a march here, stop fucking each other every time we stop. Leviticus - Leviticus! Can you stop writing everything I say down? Wait till we get to the battle."
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sun 21 Jun 2015, 1:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is Leviticus the one with the highest concentration of batshit mental?

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not really
if you consider the creation bollocks in Genesis or the rapture crap in Revelations.There's some strange stuff in Exodus and Corinthians is a chuckle. In fact, from cover to cover it is batshit mental, from world floods that don't really explain why there are freshwater fish, to people fainting from a haircut.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've managed to block out must of my bible learning but knew "teh gays is wrong" was in there somewhere.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well done.
Pathetic.

You backed up your original statement with aplomb right there, keep up the good work.

Easier when you drop a ridiculous comment and have others bail you out, yeah?
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post It says everything is wrong and everything is right.
It's written by the same guy who does the cancer scare stories in the Daily Mail.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post He will almost certainly be forced to recant, but he's right.
His view is that his holy book says homosexuality is immoral and so the church shouldn't be supporting it. Fair enough.
If he preaches that homosexuality is a bad thing to rows of empty pews in his church, also fair enough.
If he is ever in a position where he can treat a homosexual differently (e.g. being a baker selling cakes to the general public) then he should be sacked.
I disagree with his opinion, but he is not in any position of authority, all he does is join with another bunch of saddos telling a few misguided idiots what their invisible friend thinks.
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'all he does is join with another bunch of saddos telling a few misguided idiots what their invisible friend thinks'
In the UK, in Christian churches - yes. In other lands where the holy book* is written all squiggly and backwards, they throw gays off buildings, because that's what the interpreters of the squiggles say they should do.

*same imaginary friend, can't agree who was his best mate though.
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Considering his institution has been shown to be full of nonces his views come across as a bit ridiculous.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's a pot looking for a...
Whatever.

He is as relevant as a the leader of the Japanese Stutter Association writing an article in favour of the letter R.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's all about fearing God and the repercussions your actions will have in the next life.
When so many of them don't seem to fear their God and do the most unspeakable things it just makes me think they don't even believe he exists.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think these guys in for the liturgy...
But for little orgies.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post "I'm not an alcoholic, i just like the smell of whiskey...."
"I'm not a paedo, i just like the way little hands feel when they touch my body....."
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Would he say serial adulterers should be welcome in the church?"
Isn't the Christian answer to that a clear yes, though?
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post You won't sell many false beards to the women
with that attitude.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahem,
Normally they like their women to be men.
And too young to have a beard.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahem
youtu.be/ffwFXGPRDu4?t=10s
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aha
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR60m1WTiT8
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unless you're of the "shut up hippie" (political) version of Christianity.

(chompedhomas, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Paedos are poofters with better PR
No, wait, the other way round.
 (Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Should I tell my fiancée that I’m bisexual and had sex with her dad?
"A man has just discovered he had sex with his new fiancée’s father and wonders what to do next. Mariella Frostrup says that honesty is the only policy."

Some sound advice, including "It’s perfectly possible that she will react badly"
 (yokelrobin THE NERD WHOSE HAIR DEFIES GRAVITY/FASHION, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly, the only way forward here is 'threesome'.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice to see The Guardian going after the "Dear Deirdre" readship.
also: Another vote for "threesome".
Or get mum involved for a fourgy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post "I'm not saying my mother-in-law's fat, but it took me forever to find a hole I could stick my cock in."

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post "fourgy"
*spits tea*
replies to win etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...welcome to the language of gay internet dating.
In equal parts hilarious/tragic.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post
*swipes right*
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post In a similar vein, here's some advice for overcoming jealousy, from the Metro...

(sithemong, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Works for..... nnngggggg
ME!

*contented sigh*
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a link post "Be Here Steryear" by Willaim D Drake
It's very nice.
Off his new album, which is also very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 8:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Five minutes of noodling introduction
which then gives up before it's got anywhere. Is this an intermezzo on the album?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 9:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha. That is a fair assessment. Lovely chord progressions though, which is enough for me.
...and yes, it is: The rest of the album is considerably more song-based.
[edit] Though he is good at songs doing nothing: This is one of my favourite songs ever, which essentially turns up, does the same thing for 3 minutes & then fades :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 9:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nowt wrong with an album track
Have a bit of Grimes doing exactly that:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzRmcWOfysM
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 9:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I loiks that.
People have played various Grimes tracks at me ("You like x, y & z: You'll like Grimes") & I've not really been taken.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post That track is a bit of a departure from her normal output
That's probably the reason I like it so much.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely track.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love that track Headlines.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Debby Harry
Pictures thereof... herof?
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 0:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Picture this...

(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 0:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post
m.youtube.com/watch?v=xO_NHg0PnJQ
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 1:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very photogenic

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 2:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post she should be in this magazine
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWD_hfacU8o
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 3:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cocaine abuse does wonders for your cheek bones.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 8:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Debbie
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This is a normal post Debb'ie

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fwaptastic!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Before the smack ravaged her.

(Spin Its a thing., Sat 20 Jun 2015, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post
the smack ravaged her she got older
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Mr Angry lives next door

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 0:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post A little transparent tadger but well worth revisiting

(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 0:36, , Reply)

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