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This is a link post Baoons!

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 2:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D
/clicks
 (Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 7:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post What the 'll?

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 7:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now let's see him do it with balloons

(Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a link post I saw the cat stowaway video and thought it could be improved I made this!
There. Fixed.
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 1:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Hole in the road
Bernie Cribbins innit! Lyrical Jeenius.
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 23:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly many of my favourite songs from this era are now spoiled...
... by being learned by heart from repeated playing of a "Rolf on Saturday" album as a child. Regrettably, this is one of them.

The BC version is better.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 0:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post The BrokenCoccyx version is always better.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 1:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post you get bonus Hitler points for the pic
n ot many people know that Hitler was a Jobing bike pusher before he found fame and fortune as Front man for the Nation Socialist , who when on to great songs as Hoest wessl and many many more
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 5:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post OMG
so THAT is where .. this comes from
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnkgsq28GFU
 (Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Thu 25 Jun 2015, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Swede builds gas turbine powered motorbike and achieves over 200 km/m on a frozen lake
There are a series of videos describing how this bloke tested his turbine-powered motorbike, before racing it earlier this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Holy shitballs
That onboard looked scary
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post My reaction was more along the lines of:
WHEEEEEEEE!! Yay! I wanna go, I wanna go, I wanna go!

I am 39 years old and ashamed.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 23:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been watching this guy.
I wanted to see it when he was done but forgot all about it with cats in wings and stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 22:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post
eep!
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought he was going to run out of world.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does the digital display
Show how many light years he has travelled?
 (I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 23:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the year he'll end up in.
Either that or it's the exhaust gas temperature.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 6:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post RPM's
Just add a 0.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 7:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just the sound of the thing
was enough to scare the life out of me!
 (I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 0:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very nice at the lights on a Friday afternoon.

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 3:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder how far you would go if you fell off at 200kmh
sliding on your arse
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 7:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's forgot to mount the little pot of marmalade on the dash the maveric!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 8:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus!

As a biker myself, I'm out o_O
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a link post DVD Piracy I made this!
something from the Sketch Files' archives. hope you enjoy
(SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post The irony isn't wasted on me....

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 22 Jun 2015, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
irony is a good source of protein
 (SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post so is spam

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I wouldn't recommend eating spam. Meat should be fresh
 (SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 22:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post in your case
hung for 28 days...
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 23:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post
after 28 days does that mean im well hung?
 (SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 23:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Possibly
....the best chance you'll get
 (ThisIsMyRealName, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 1:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post
that is not what your mum says
 (SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 8:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post to be fair to his mum thougj, it is hard to undetstand ehat she is saying with her mouthfull.

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
she sounds like that normally.... i think its the downs
 (SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did enjoy
Clicked "I like this!" as a result
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 23:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post
thank you.
 (SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 23:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 23 Jun 2015, 7:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post
is it me you are looking for?
 (SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 8:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 23 Jun 2015, 9:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was good, not sure it needed that at the end though

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post
like pringles, once you pop you cant stop
 (SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Lion tries to fool (and eat) innocent cat. I made this!
A translation what I did.
(Slurpy J, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Lovely :)

Cats on plane wings?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
Cat drive through.....
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 22 Jun 2015, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ace! Love these, another request for that cat on a microlight please.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 9:11, , Reply)
This is a link post WHY ARE YOU EVEN TRYING? NSFW I made this!
I recently started a new electronic music project, I don't know who I can tell about it though, as it's pretty unhinged and I don't want my family or friends thinking I'm weird. Facebook and Twitter are out, so that leaves b3ta...
(westhead, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Enjoyed it up until the faux crying. Started out great though!

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(sithemong, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one. I probably should have sampled myself crying for added realism :v

(westhead, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a link post New Song by Howard Jones
Throw off your mental chains OOoo OOO
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post you do realise this is quite old, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post pfft

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post 80s pop star breaks into classroom
Steals all the children with the help of a half naked clown

Nope, nothing to see here....
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet that git stood on the left side of the escalators.

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have thrown off my mental chains
and now I sit here, naked and fully aroused, waiting for your answer...
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post yew yew yew

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 3:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post He needed Regain before it was invented

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 22:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post "mental chains"
Howard: Hmm. How can we visualise the "mental chains" lyric?

Promo guy: Right. How about we have this guy, who acts really mental. And guess what he's wearing. Chains.
 (I helped save b3ta! WeirdWeb, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 5:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post OH!
Mental Chains I thought it was some bullshit like 'Manchu Chains' due to his speech impediment. Never bothered to check it out in 30 years. Lol.
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 23 Jun 2015, 8:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Speach impedment?
He is Welsh for God's sake *


*other sky pixies May or may not exist depending on medication and gullibility
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 8:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought he was from High Wycombe.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nik Kershaw was better.
Discuss.
 (I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent sweater...
... it's the belt that lifts it above the ordinary.
 (Bosch balls, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Existential Comics with coders
I've laughed.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh god
is that the same "cartoonist" that did "Mandatory Fun Day" for the daily wtf, can't draw, can't write, isn't funny (IM most HO)
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've literally laughed out loud though :(

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post pssst
he just doesn't get it so is flouncing. They are very clever comics, I read them often, some are lost on me, but even then there are explanations at the bottom. Making humour out of existential philosophers can't be easy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 7:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Snake attempts to squeeze baby bunny. Mother bunny unleashes the fury!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post About the baby bunny
Did it die?

I'm not being racist, but that snake was black, as was mentioned in the video.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 22 Jun 2015, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks like there were 3 baby bunnies
1 ran off, other 2 pretty dead looking
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're pining.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post It put the Watership Smackdown on that snake

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post *runs to trademark "Watership Smackdown" before the rabbit lobby does.*

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post You'll be hare-ing from my lawyers shortly

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Will they issue a warren for my arrest?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only if you doe n't come up with the bucks

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Leverit alone with the threats

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 19:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're living on burrowed time.

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 19:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hare today, gone tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 23 Jun 2015, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a link post :D

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post floof implosion

(Solomio, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post {:-)
I'd have polished that floor with silicone.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 22 Jun 2015, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post if the dogs run away from the camera , do they get younger?


lovly dogs we have a one identical to them two up there but only half as clever and a bit more dribly
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm looking after a black lab at the moment
he's so stupid he can barely corner on carpet.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Racist.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Labs are made of glass and floor ceiling screens
With people with plastic healfnafety glasses shouting "optimise" at them.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 8:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like dags.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post thanks to b3ta, I know this word

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 22 Jun 2015, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha Excellent, and my, they grow so fast.
That's an interesting design for a dog bowl too, stops them inhaling their food.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post This shows why cats are superior

(mersault, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a link post An entire book of made up German words that don't exist but should
You know how in English we have to borrow German words such as schadenfreude because our language doesn't have such a word?

A bloke has come up with an entire book of made up German words that don't exist but should.


(Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post So they exist.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post why didn't you post this earlier?
I was given a lift by a German this morning in a new car. I could've used that word, goddamit.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was the journey that long?
That's a word that needs a pee break in the middle of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Genau

(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post So … 'Die Bedeutung von Liff' then

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 22:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Damn
You beat me to it
 (I helped save b3ta! heyrudi has just found this setting, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 5:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been ignoring these in Private Eye for a while now.
The two or three are amusing, but after that, it's a bit dull.
 (I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Jun 2015, 8:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post You know, for kids.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now that's a job to have on your CV!
'I was Partick Thistle's mascot for a year.'
'Any pictures?'
'Errrm, no, no there aren't.'
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maggie Simpson plays for Partick?

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post designed by Primary School children?
it was Turner prize winning artist David Shrigley
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think he knows that.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post stop pretending he can read

(I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly based on what Scottish people think the sun looks like....having never seen it

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that was scousers

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Ed Tomney - Safe (1995)
Watched the film 'Safe' last night and thought the soundtrack was cracking. Reminded me of Mulholland Drive, though that was later of course.
(UTB, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Hoe Resume - Roz G NSFW

(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD STAAAAAR
Sorry I have to do that every bloody time
 (I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I forgive you......

(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post And finishes with a racist joke
well done that man
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a link post John Carpenter's Lost Themes - Full album.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Saved for later.
Ta.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't stand George Galloway

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 22:16, , Reply)

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