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This is a link post Live stream of that big fuck off hurricane

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It is God's will!
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This is a normal post *bums embassy*

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This is a link post Art
Discover 212,789 artworks. Explore 3,256 venues. Meet 38,350 artists.
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This is a normal post That's great. More of this type of thing.

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This is a normal post I discovered Saint Agatha.
Dinner is served.
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This is a normal post Having your breasts removed with pincers by Roman torturers is one thing...
... but carrying them about on a plate is quite another.
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This is a normal post I read this in a Chris Morris voice.

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This is a normal post I read it in a Katie Price voice.

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This is a link post Mild one

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I'm a real mild one
An' I like a mild fun
In a world gone crazy
Everything seems hazy
I'm a mild one
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This is lovely.
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This is a link post by the power of gay krull
He-Man Live Action Intro - Homemade Side by Side Comparison
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Some amazing attention to detail, but I think using the toys was a cheat.
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This is a normal post I felt the same
Up until I saw the tinsel, then all was forgiven.
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This is a normal post Most of they toys there were home made.

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This is a normal post thank fuck they had arrows pointing to which one was which

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This is a link post A bit late I know but It's National Poetry Day
(I've been at work all day). Here's a repost from 2014.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlkoQ4bUE5k
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This is a normal post Rik wasn't half a looker back in the day.
And I'm just not saying that because I sort of look like him.
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This is a normal post Then or now?

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This is a normal post Then, like, pre-Young Ones.
If this means I'll one day look like Flashheart, I'm okay with it.
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This is a normal post <3

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This is a link post So there's increasing the pitch of vocal tracks to get Chipmunks vocals...
But this guy has been slowing down Chipmunks tracks, and the result is... interesting.
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This is a normal post Always knew they were him out of Depeche Mode...

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This is a normal post ^

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This is a normal post Sounds more like Tom Smith from Editors to me...

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This is a normal post wow....that's ermm, quite good.

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*ahem*
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This is a normal post And now I wanna hear a group like Electric Wizard or the Melvins cover this.

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This is a normal post Little known fact:
Alvin and the Chipmunks were named after a special division of S.S. whose purpose was to make prisoners breath helium just for japes.
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This is a normal post Always on my mind sounds fucking epic

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This is a normal post Walk like an Egyptian is Julian Cope.

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This is a link post Opening scene of Blade Runner 2049 described by Ridley Scott.

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This is a normal post Don't fuck it up like Prometheus

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This is a normal post oh dear, very much that

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This is a normal post ^*1000

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This is a normal post Meh, he Lucased-up PROPER Blade Runner, and let's not forget the utter bag of dicks that was Prometheus.
I'll spend my money on my OWN version of Blade Runner. It's gonna have blackjack*. And hookers*.
*blackjackSpiders.
*hookersMore spiders.
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This is a normal post Are you referring to the final cut?
If so I'm glad he Lucased it as that's the only version that made any fucking sense.
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This is a normal post I'm referring to EVERY fucking version other than the original.
The whole and SOLE fucking POINT of Blade Runner is this: Killing people has a dehumanising effect on you, even if those people are artificial.
Making Deckard a replicant does away with that premise entirely, thus making the film what many critics accused it of being in the first place: Style over substance.
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This is a normal post >Style over substance.
or you could say (puts on shades) androids dreaming of electric sheep
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This is a normal post Or I could just say that Mark Kermode is fucking WRONG.

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This is a normal post Have you read the book?
It's dull, dull, dull. Same with Minority Report: the story in the film is much better than that in the books.

Ryan Gosling though? Certainly he's very pretty, but the last time I remember him having much in the way of on screen presence he was playing opposite Russell Crowe.
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This is a normal post The book is fucking great.
Clearly you are a denty-brain.
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This is a normal post Never has a short story seemed so interminably long.

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This is a normal post Your eyes are bent.

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This is a normal post Bet you couldn't be arsed with We Can Remember It for You Wholesale, either

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This is a normal post I haven't got round to that one yet.

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This is a normal post this short story has sprung to mind every time ad blockers and advertising have come up in conversation of late
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sales_Pitch_(short_story)
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www.imdb.com/title/tt0126817/
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This is a normal post The Final Cut is better.
If you disagree, you haven't seen it.
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This is a normal post I have seen it.
I stand by what I said.
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This is a normal post Well, phut my bunghole.
It takes all sorts.

Fair enough.
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This is a normal post I'm with you on this.
The full version on the Blu-ray is just amazing. I thought the cinema release was good as well though. At the time of its cinema release i seemed to be in a minority thinking it was already outstanding.

What a difference a little time makes! A lot of critics now regarding it as a modern day/future cult classic.

Those that slag off Prometheus fall into 3 categories-
1. Weren't paying attention at the cinema.
2. Weren't paying attention while watching the dvd/blu-ray.
3. Have not seen it.
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This is a normal post no, no it isnt
its a garbled mess. I hate it so much. oh my god. why? its so dumb. go back and watch it. repeating dialogue in early scenes. Attack shiopsdkjdkvk kogreorm jupiter nomm nom


i should be off sick today,sdfvsvjnjjdvnfjd
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the final cut was a mess. I had never seen blade runner before my GF bought the final cut version

its got a few scenes in the beginning that repeat the exact same dialogue; something about a ship coming in from jupiter, and maybe another line too. It just sucks and jars and is stupid. I saw the cinematic release recently and its much better

Final cut is a joke.
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This is a normal post Few films are more deserving of not having a modern era sequel
Let alone a soft reboot with Jared Leto and Ryan Gosling. I bet Vangelis and Doug Trumbull aren't involved.

Pass.
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This is a normal post Hey, he might get Danny Elfmann to do the score.
And get all the special effects done by CGI by the team that made Transformers.
Also, Vin Diesel as Roy Batty and Megan Fox as Priss
Vin Diesel Jason Statham Megan Fox Miley Cyrus
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This is a normal post We can only hope.

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This is a normal post Riddler Fiddler
The man should retire already. Or shave the beard off. He made much better films without it.
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This is a link post Polar bear plays in kiddie pool full of ice
Ronseal
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This is a normal post Appears glaciers have shrunk more than previously thought

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This is a normal post I blame Trump!

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This is a normal post Glacier mints? In which case it's either a huge polar bear, or you're right

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This is a normal post So what's the orange dildo for?

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This is a normal post To please your woman in case your front falls off.

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This is a normal post Schoolteachers from the Wirral.

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This is a normal post There's no free ice for bears
Without some pain
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It's nice they gave the polar bear some ice....makes living in 30oC Oregon more bearable....hahaha, but seriously folks, zoo's are shit
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This is a normal post Your pun apawled me.

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This is a link post Hip-hop quasi-remixes I made this!
So it turns out there's a vast library of rap acapellas on YouTube. I've downloaded a few and made my own instrumental tracks to go with them.

soundcloud.com/sid-viscous/cream-within-cream

soundcloud.com/sid-viscous/breaker-breaker-breaker-broken-mix-feat-gza
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This is a normal post Oh sorry, "rap acapellas". I thought it was the Jamie Oliver article again...
www.b3ta.com/links/1405741
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This is a normal post "Alas a crap pea"

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This is a link post My friend Phil is going to cycle up Mt Ventoux tomorrow - 6 times in 15 hours
Apparently. He's doing it for charity and I've put a fiver in. Christ knows why he's doing something so insanely crazy. It will be about 2 hours/ride plus 30 mins decent, so that's 15 hours on the nose.

About the cause
"This South African based charity provides really vital care to abandoned and terminally ill young children. They give kids a home, an education and the love they need to blossom despite such a hard start in life."
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This is a normal post Put me back on the bike
Chapeau
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that's a tommy smith ref @board
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This is a normal post I was going to donate £30
but i can't be fucked to set up yet another account that I'll only use once.
PM me his PayPal email and I'll donate directly :)
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I didnt have to sign up? what browser you using?
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youtu.be/qSufrWXQSxg?t=1m18s
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=E84VqqCPI7w
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This is a link post 1994 Scientology Handbook
The handbook is a massive 871-page hardcover book available to buy on Amazon, featuring over 700 bizarre comic book-style visual aids.





https://www.amazon.com/Scientology-Handbook-L-Ron-Hubbard/dp/0884048993/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8
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This is a normal post some great reviews on Amazon
I like this one from a Liberian:-
www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R2RSGVY4DWG1VT/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=0884048993
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Someone from Liberia?
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SaC
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Go suck a big dick, gayboy
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This is a normal post I guess that disqualifies you from sexeh tiem

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This is a normal post I'd rather take my chances with that serial killer.

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This is a normal post I'm gonna print this off and make some greetings cards.

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This is a normal post I'm gonna change the text to read "Where's my dinner, bitch?" and sell me some Valentine's Day cards.

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This is a normal post "do you know my cock's stuck in a minor?"
"take your foot off that fucking pedal!"
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This is a normal post "ALMOST THERE - don't look into my eyes, dammit....".

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This is a normal post "ziggy says you're a prepubescent female piano prodigy, sam"
"and the cold war negotiations are dependant on you winning this scholarship"
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This is a link post Gavin McInnes NSFW
Love him or hate him I think he's great value but hadn't realised he was making a film....
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This is a normal post What if I don't know who he is?

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This is a normal post Ask yourself what would jebus do

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This is good link bfy.tw/83sv
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This is a normal post He isn't as famous as you Graham
ps. I like your cheese
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This is a normal post This Film is 3 years old now.
Grow up grandpa.
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This is a link post Funny name corner. (Still going, just like B3TA).
People also viewed...
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This is a normal post :D
This is a joy!
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This is a normal post Zoinks!

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This is a normal post Richard Cuntface!

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This is a normal post Badger Flaps!

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This is a normal post Tit How Tan
*clicks*
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This is a normal post Connects

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This is a link post i'm black you all

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRfnevzM9kQ
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This is a link post Good old UKIPS
Such media presence
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This is a normal post Stay classy UKIP

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This is a normal post well this is spectacular

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This is a normal post If you click on the topic on Twitter,
you get lots of blue tick journalists claiming to have a source, but then contradicting each other. It's almost like their only source is Twitter.
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This is a normal post liking the notion that the puncher might be in a car chase with French police

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This is a normal post I was amazed at how blithely the Welsh leader took the news that politicians were punching each other.

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This is a normal post it's the far right, happens all the time in pub car parks up and down the country

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This is a normal post Are you by any chance aware of the works of Eric Joyce?

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This is a normal post who will you be voting for in the leadership election?
Let's rule out these two pricks now shall we? Woolfe I suppose technically could still enter the race but he's been knocked down now. Clearly no use at all in a putsch situation
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This is a normal post Just making point that violence is not the preserve of the right.
Or do you deny it?
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This is a normal post I'd imagine Neil Hamilton wasnt thinking about that

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This is a normal post Whats he got to do with anything?

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This is a normal post .
b3ta.com/links/1405929
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This is a normal post Yes indeed.
Left wing protests never descend into violence and riots because left wing people are saintly types. Momentum isn't full of hateful malicious cunts because left wing people are inherently good. Tedious prick.
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This is a normal post what are disputing?
that the far right has got a history of internecine violence or that the violence happens in pub car parks?
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This is a normal post The spastic lie that this is exclusive to the right.

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This is a normal post This is true. I had two fights on Monday and I have no political affiliations.

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This is a normal post I touched my swimsuit area twice and feel great!

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This is a normal post \o/ go freedom!

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This is a normal post As predicted, once their one unifying policy is achieved ukip would tear themselves apart.
Although I thought the tories would implode as well not labour.
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This is a link post If this happened to you, would you make this public?
I'm sure she's thrilled that it's made the Daily Fail.
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This is a normal post DRAGON DILDO

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This is a normal post I'm sure her 2 year old daughter is proud of Mummy

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This is a normal post waaaaaaaaaaat

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This is a normal post When the barbecue tongs were mentioned,
I thought the story was going to take on a The Old Woman Who Swallowed A Fly structure.
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This is a normal post she'll have a book deal by the end of the week I reckon

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This is a normal post 'Shove It Up Your Arse:
From A-hole to Z-list in a week

an instant guide'
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This is a normal post hahaha

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This is a normal post these Big Brother auditions are getting stupid

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This is a normal post Rushed to Wrexham hospital?
Rectum shirley?
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This is a normal post Rectum? Damn near killed him!

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This is a normal post "if"

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This is a normal post She didn't know it was in there?
Pull the other one.
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This is a normal post Rekt
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This is a link post Sex Otter
Me mate made dis one
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This is a normal post That's catchy. I like it.

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This is a normal post I'm going to be humming that all afternoon.
Humming! I said humming!
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This is a normal post I approve

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My mate made this one.

Literally just two key-presses more.
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This is a normal post Me mate made dis one
That's 2 too many
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That's two too many

Literally just two key-presses more.
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This is a normal post ...
Thank you, Mother
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This is a normal post It goes on rather.

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This is a normal post Going on
He's doing another project at the same time. Guess he couldn't be bothered to edit this much. It's still pretty good though
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This is a normal post Thankfully the briefest ever

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This is a normal post :D

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This is a normal post no harm in having a second copy of Breastfeeding For Dummies

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This is a link post Teletext Editor
Draw your own Turner The Worm Being Sick. I assume the awkward control panel is based on the real thing.

Gallery : twitter.com/edit_tf
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This is a normal post I can't work out the controls
makes the gallery of good pictures even more impressive!
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This is a normal post I assume the secret may
have been to draw things out on graph paper first. It is an odd mix of coding and design.

Instructions here (which make it no less simple to do): github.com/rawles/edit-tf/blob/gh-pages/doc/handy-howto.pdf
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This is a normal post I'm sure it was simpler in the old days
this seems harder than just filling in coordinates and a colour, but I imagine that's my advancing years and decreasing attention span
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This is a normal post Like Commodore 64 porno?

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This is a normal post Ah, that takes me back...
We had a viewdata BBS on the school's network of BBC Micros and I built a number of pages for it (the interface was pretty clunky and we did have printed template sheets for designing on prior to entering into the computer).
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This is a normal post Yeah!
V.23!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viewdata
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