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Discover 212,789 artworks. Explore 3,256 venues. Meet 38,350 artists.
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Having your breasts removed with pincers by Roman torturers is one thing...
... but carrying them about on a plate is quite another.
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... but carrying them about on a plate is quite another.
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I'm a real mild one
An' I like a mild fun
In a world gone crazy
Everything seems hazy
I'm a mild one
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by the power of gay krull
He-Man Live Action Intro - Homemade Side by Side Comparison
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He-Man Live Action Intro - Homemade Side by Side Comparison
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Some amazing attention to detail, but I think using the toys was a cheat.
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I felt the same
Up until I saw the tinsel, then all was forgiven.
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Up until I saw the tinsel, then all was forgiven.
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A bit late I know but It's National Poetry Day
(I've been at work all day). Here's a repost from 2014.
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(I've been at work all day). Here's a repost from 2014.
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Rik wasn't half a looker back in the day.
And I'm just not saying that because I sort of look like him.
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And I'm just not saying that because I sort of look like him.
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Then, like, pre-Young Ones.
If this means I'll one day look like Flashheart, I'm okay with it.
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If this means I'll one day look like Flashheart, I'm okay with it.
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So there's increasing the pitch of vocal tracks to get Chipmunks vocals...
But this guy has been slowing down Chipmunks tracks, and the result is... interesting.
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But this guy has been slowing down Chipmunks tracks, and the result is... interesting.
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And now I wanna hear a group like Electric Wizard or the Melvins cover this.
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Little known fact:
Alvin and the Chipmunks were named after a special division of S.S. whose purpose was to make prisoners breath helium just for japes.
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Alvin and the Chipmunks were named after a special division of S.S. whose purpose was to make prisoners breath helium just for japes.
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Opening scene of Blade Runner 2049 described by Ridley Scott.
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Meh, he Lucased-up PROPER Blade Runner, and let's not forget the utter bag of dicks that was Prometheus.
I'll spend my money on my OWN version of Blade Runner. It's gonna have blackjack*. And hookers*.
*blackjackSpiders.
*hookersMore spiders.
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I'll spend my money on my OWN version of Blade Runner. It's gonna have blackjack*. And hookers*.
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Are you referring to the final cut?
If so I'm glad he Lucased it as that's the only version that made any fucking sense.
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If so I'm glad he Lucased it as that's the only version that made any fucking sense.
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I'm referring to EVERY fucking version other than the original.
The whole and SOLE fucking POINT of Blade Runner is this: Killing people has a dehumanising effect on you, even if those people are artificial.
Making Deckard a replicant does away with that premise entirely, thus making the film what many critics accused it of being in the first place: Style over substance.
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The whole and SOLE fucking POINT of Blade Runner is this: Killing people has a dehumanising effect on you, even if those people are artificial.
Making Deckard a replicant does away with that premise entirely, thus making the film what many critics accused it of being in the first place: Style over substance.
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>Style over substance.
or you could say (puts on shades) androids dreaming of electric sheep
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or you could say (puts on shades) androids dreaming of electric sheep
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Have you read the book?
It's dull, dull, dull. Same with Minority Report: the story in the film is much better than that in the books.
Ryan Gosling though? Certainly he's very pretty, but the last time I remember him having much in the way of on screen presence he was playing opposite Russell Crowe.
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It's dull, dull, dull. Same with Minority Report: the story in the film is much better than that in the books.
Ryan Gosling though? Certainly he's very pretty, but the last time I remember him having much in the way of on screen presence he was playing opposite Russell Crowe.
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Bet you couldn't be arsed with We Can Remember It for You Wholesale, either
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this short story has sprung to mind every time ad blockers and advertising have come up in conversation of late
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sales_Pitch_(short_story)
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sales_Pitch_(short_story)
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The Final Cut is better.
If you disagree, you haven't seen it.
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If you disagree, you haven't seen it.
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I'm with you on this.
The full version on the Blu-ray is just amazing. I thought the cinema release was good as well though. At the time of its cinema release i seemed to be in a minority thinking it was already outstanding.
What a difference a little time makes! A lot of critics now regarding it as a modern day/future cult classic.
Those that slag off Prometheus fall into 3 categories-
1. Weren't paying attention at the cinema.
2. Weren't paying attention while watching the dvd/blu-ray.
3. Have not seen it.
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The full version on the Blu-ray is just amazing. I thought the cinema release was good as well though. At the time of its cinema release i seemed to be in a minority thinking it was already outstanding.
What a difference a little time makes! A lot of critics now regarding it as a modern day/future cult classic.
Those that slag off Prometheus fall into 3 categories-
1. Weren't paying attention at the cinema.
2. Weren't paying attention while watching the dvd/blu-ray.
3. Have not seen it.
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no, no it isnt
its a garbled mess. I hate it so much. oh my god. why? its so dumb. go back and watch it. repeating dialogue in early scenes. Attack shiopsdkjdkvk kogreorm jupiter nomm nom
i should be off sick today,sdfvsvjnjjdvnfjd
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its a garbled mess. I hate it so much. oh my god. why? its so dumb. go back and watch it. repeating dialogue in early scenes. Attack shiopsdkjdkvk kogreorm jupiter nomm nom
i should be off sick today,sdfvsvjnjjdvnfjd
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the final cut was a mess. I had never seen blade runner before my GF bought the final cut version
its got a few scenes in the beginning that repeat the exact same dialogue; something about a ship coming in from jupiter, and maybe another line too. It just sucks and jars and is stupid. I saw the cinematic release recently and its much better
Final cut is a joke.
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Few films are more deserving of not having a modern era sequel
Let alone a soft reboot with Jared Leto and Ryan Gosling. I bet Vangelis and Doug Trumbull aren't involved.
Pass.
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Let alone a soft reboot with Jared Leto and Ryan Gosling. I bet Vangelis and Doug Trumbull aren't involved.
Pass.
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Hey, he might get Danny Elfmann to do the score.
And get all the special effects done by CGI by the team that made Transformers.
Also, Vin Diesel as Roy Batty and Megan Fox as Priss
Vin Diesel Jason Statham Megan Fox Miley Cyrus
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And get all the special effects done by CGI by the team that made Transformers.
Also, Vin Diesel as Roy Batty and Megan Fox as Priss
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Riddler Fiddler
The man should retire already. Or shave the beard off. He made much better films without it.
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The man should retire already. Or shave the beard off. He made much better films without it.
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Glacier mints? In which case it's either a huge polar bear, or you're right
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It's nice they gave the polar bear some ice....makes living in 30oC Oregon more bearable....hahaha, but seriously folks, zoo's are shit
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Hip-hop quasi-remixes
I made this!
So it turns out there's a vast library of rap acapellas on YouTube. I've downloaded a few and made my own instrumental tracks to go with them.
soundcloud.com/sid-viscous/cream-within-cream
soundcloud.com/sid-viscous/breaker-breaker-breaker-broken-mix-feat-gza
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So it turns out there's a vast library of rap acapellas on YouTube. I've downloaded a few and made my own instrumental tracks to go with them.
soundcloud.com/sid-viscous/cream-within-cream
soundcloud.com/sid-viscous/breaker-breaker-breaker-broken-mix-feat-gza
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Oh sorry, "rap acapellas". I thought it was the Jamie Oliver article again...
www.b3ta.com/links/1405741
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www.b3ta.com/links/1405741
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My friend Phil is going to cycle up Mt Ventoux tomorrow - 6 times in 15 hours
Apparently. He's doing it for charity and I've put a fiver in. Christ knows why he's doing something so insanely crazy. It will be about 2 hours/ride plus 30 mins decent, so that's 15 hours on the nose.
About the cause
"This South African based charity provides really vital care to abandoned and terminally ill young children. They give kids a home, an education and the love they need to blossom despite such a hard start in life."
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Apparently. He's doing it for charity and I've put a fiver in. Christ knows why he's doing something so insanely crazy. It will be about 2 hours/ride plus 30 mins decent, so that's 15 hours on the nose.
About the cause
"This South African based charity provides really vital care to abandoned and terminally ill young children. They give kids a home, an education and the love they need to blossom despite such a hard start in life."
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I was going to donate £30
but i can't be fucked to set up yet another account that I'll only use once.
PM me his PayPal email and I'll donate directly :)
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but i can't be fucked to set up yet another account that I'll only use once.
PM me his PayPal email and I'll donate directly :)
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In response to all the hysteria over clowns, Clown Lives Matter plan a protest.
Meanwhile, knife-wielding clown in NYC: www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Clown-With-Kitchen-Knife-Chases-Teen-out-of-Subway-Station-NYPD-396121641.html
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Meanwhile, knife-wielding clown in NYC: www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Clown-With-Kitchen-Knife-Chases-Teen-out-of-Subway-Station-NYPD-396121641.html
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1994 Scientology Handbook
The handbook is a massive 871-page hardcover book available to buy on Amazon, featuring over 700 bizarre comic book-style visual aids.
https://www.amazon.com/Scientology-Handbook-L-Ron-Hubbard/dp/0884048993/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8
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The handbook is a massive 871-page hardcover book available to buy on Amazon, featuring over 700 bizarre comic book-style visual aids.
https://www.amazon.com/Scientology-Handbook-L-Ron-Hubbard/dp/0884048993/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8
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some great reviews on Amazon
I like this one from a Liberian:-
www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R2RSGVY4DWG1VT/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=0884048993
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I like this one from a Liberian:-
www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R2RSGVY4DWG1VT/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=0884048993
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I'm gonna change the text to read "Where's my dinner, bitch?" and sell me some Valentine's Day cards.
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"do you know my cock's stuck in a minor?"
"take your foot off that fucking pedal!"
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"take your foot off that fucking pedal!"
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"ziggy says you're a prepubescent female piano prodigy, sam"
"and the cold war negotiations are dependant on you winning this scholarship"
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"and the cold war negotiations are dependant on you winning this scholarship"
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Gavin McInnes
NSFW
Love him or hate him I think he's great value but hadn't realised he was making a film....
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Love him or hate him I think he's great value but hadn't realised he was making a film....
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Funny name corner. (Still going, just like B3TA).
People also viewed...
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People also viewed...
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If you click on the topic on Twitter,
you get lots of blue tick journalists claiming to have a source, but then contradicting each other. It's almost like their only source is Twitter.
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you get lots of blue tick journalists claiming to have a source, but then contradicting each other. It's almost like their only source is Twitter.
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liking the notion that the puncher might be in a car chase with French police
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I was amazed at how blithely the Welsh leader took the news that politicians were punching each other.
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it's the far right, happens all the time in pub car parks up and down the country
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who will you be voting for in the leadership election?
Let's rule out these two pricks now shall we? Woolfe I suppose technically could still enter the race but he's been knocked down now. Clearly no use at all in a putsch situation
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Let's rule out these two pricks now shall we? Woolfe I suppose technically could still enter the race but he's been knocked down now. Clearly no use at all in a putsch situation
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Just making point that violence is not the preserve of the right.
Or do you deny it?
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Or do you deny it?
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Yes indeed.
Left wing protests never descend into violence and riots because left wing people are saintly types. Momentum isn't full of hateful malicious cunts because left wing people are inherently good. Tedious prick.
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Left wing protests never descend into violence and riots because left wing people are saintly types. Momentum isn't full of hateful malicious cunts because left wing people are inherently good. Tedious prick.
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what are disputing?
that the far right has got a history of internecine violence or that the violence happens in pub car parks?
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that the far right has got a history of internecine violence or that the violence happens in pub car parks?
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This is true. I had two fights on Monday and I have no political affiliations.
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As predicted, once their one unifying policy is achieved ukip would tear themselves apart.
Although I thought the tories would implode as well not labour.
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Although I thought the tories would implode as well not labour.
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If this happened to you, would you make this public?
I'm sure she's thrilled that it's made the Daily Fail.
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I'm sure she's thrilled that it's made the Daily Fail.
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When the barbecue tongs were mentioned,
I thought the story was going to take on a The Old Woman Who Swallowed A Fly structure.
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I thought the story was going to take on a The Old Woman Who Swallowed A Fly structure.
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'Shove It Up Your Arse:
From A-hole to Z-list in a week
an instant guide'
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From A-hole to Z-list in a week
an instant guide'
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I'm going to be humming that all afternoon.
Humming! I said humming!
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Humming! I said humming!
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Going on
He's doing another project at the same time. Guess he couldn't be bothered to edit this much. It's still pretty good though
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He's doing another project at the same time. Guess he couldn't be bothered to edit this much. It's still pretty good though
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Waterstones have not thought through their marketing campaign
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no harm in having a second copy of Breastfeeding For Dummies
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Teletext Editor
Draw your own Turner The Worm Being Sick. I assume the awkward control panel is based on the real thing.
Gallery : twitter.com/edit_tf
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Draw your own Turner The Worm Being Sick. I assume the awkward control panel is based on the real thing.
Gallery : twitter.com/edit_tf
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I can't work out the controls
makes the gallery of good pictures even more impressive!
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makes the gallery of good pictures even more impressive!
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I assume the secret may
have been to draw things out on graph paper first. It is an odd mix of coding and design.
Instructions here (which make it no less simple to do): github.com/rawles/edit-tf/blob/gh-pages/doc/handy-howto.pdf
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have been to draw things out on graph paper first. It is an odd mix of coding and design.
Instructions here (which make it no less simple to do): github.com/rawles/edit-tf/blob/gh-pages/doc/handy-howto.pdf
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I'm sure it was simpler in the old days
this seems harder than just filling in coordinates and a colour, but I imagine that's my advancing years and decreasing attention span
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this seems harder than just filling in coordinates and a colour, but I imagine that's my advancing years and decreasing attention span
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Ah, that takes me back...
We had a viewdata BBS on the school's network of BBC Micros and I built a number of pages for it (the interface was pretty clunky and we did have printed template sheets for designing on prior to entering into the computer).
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We had a viewdata BBS on the school's network of BBC Micros and I built a number of pages for it (the interface was pretty clunky and we did have printed template sheets for designing on prior to entering into the computer).
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