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This is a link post Very cheap high-speed centrifuge being developed
Based on a children's toy.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the idea that'll help field science in far off places
....but I'm worried the glass capillary tubes full of blood will come out and fly across the room embedding themselves into the surrounding people, thus leading to more testing.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ala the film Outbreak

(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post the last thing anyone needs are new Dustin Hoffman films
health and safety nightmare
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm amazed he hasn't got permanent pink eye after Papillion.

(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^
(Or ANY other American films quite frankly)
(, Fri 13 Jan 2017, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Enriching Uranium somewhere near you!

(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I used to work next to the facility near Chester where they do they that.
We had job applicant of the muslamic persuasion who had a lot of trouble finding our reception. He spent half an hour wandering around their fences with his backpack, beard and hammer pants and was finally delivered to us by two nuclear plod armed with MP5s. He was unusually nervous for an interviewee.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Nuclear plod"
Crap superhero!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a link post ouch, what?!, ouch, ouch, ouch
and sorry for double-postey.

I was reminiscing about the good old days when musicians and dancers were still great and this came to mind.

it's the most stylish bollocks-crunching you will see today.

p.s.
George Lucas wants to build a $1b Star Wars museum in Exposition Park, LA.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post wonderful stuff
god knows what damage it did to them though
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno, Cab Calloway made it to 86.
Not bad.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post The chap out of the blues brothers!

(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 14:11, , Reply)
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Wow - one of the two blokes dancing is Lando Calrissian.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Is it just me
or does he have a very small hand?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:45, , Reply)
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Thank fuck Europe has a humane judicial system where this guy gets to make regular court appearances and reimpose his ideology on the public consciousness.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post the judicial system is probably doing its job correctly
the problem lies with the media making a court case international news (repeatedly)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, yes, yes, I agree
but he has got a very small hand hasn't he?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post he's got a massive cock
on the other hand it's tiny!

aaaaaaaaaahahahahahaahahahhaahahahahahhaahah!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this!

(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. These things should be covered up.

(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post huge difference between not sensationalising
and covering up

as well you know
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post If anyone is sensationalising this,
it's not the media, it's the state prosecutor.
"It is difficult to know how dangerous Breivik is today and it's even more difficult to know how dangerous he will be tomorrow, or in a year, or in 10 years," Mr Sejersted also told the court.
I suppose the media should have refrained from reporting that public statement.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post we've already got a white supremacist in the white house so it's probably a bit late to worry

(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Big hand for Anders!!!

(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 12:16, , Reply)
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"Breivik's lawyer Oystein Storrvik has said the killer is "mentally vulnerable" because of his prison conditions."

No I think he's mentally vulnerable due to being batshit crazy insano bonkers.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post and
having a very small hand.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's just the angle
like when you look down at your dick and it seems small, but then when it's seen side on in a mirrored windowpane it's bigger

and 3-4 years in a medium security jail
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Swiss vegan denied passport "for being too annoying"
Not the Poke or Daily Mash - actual news
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think describing The Independent rehashing
some clickbait shite from The Local as "actual news" is a bit much.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post This bit must be important though:
β€œThe animals carry around five kilograms around their neck. It causes friction and burns to their skin,” she has said in interviews, according to the Daily Mail.

So important they have to repeat it.

(Now they've edited it, obviously they didn't have time to do it before posting)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post If noise levels are a concern just fit the cows with ear defenders.

(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why do they need bells,
if they already have horns?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Chris Tucker on Obama (not literally)
Just like, an impression. But lols.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a link post 18 yo Japanese boy sends letter to 'that's life'-type show saying he's never heard his father speak to his mother in ten years
15 pathos filled minutes of them trying to solve it.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 8:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's pretty mental
stupid old man
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 8:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd be flayed alive if I refused to answer Mrs Varmint!

(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Ha ha...TV mental health intervention lols.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is incredible. And I appear to have something in my eye.
I love how for the most part they just seem to laugh about what is quite a serious problem.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post The canned laughter during the park scene was a bit odd

(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post The whole thing was mad. I can't wait to visit Japan. See these nutters up close.

(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post they're a nice bunch
but mostly quiet :D
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post She should havw ditched the cunting old fuck.
and got a new improved bigger willy one.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Finally watched this
And felt so sorry for the guy. He was clearly so lonely. So needing someone to just put an arm around him and say don't be stupid, of course we still love you.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post He couldn't
get a word in edgeways.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 23:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Another great b3ta post.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2017, 3:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe
he's a big Depeche Mode fan?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2017, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a link post i am this turtle
night to me/good morning folks.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 5:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's Crush from Finding Nemo!

(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 9:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yawning underwater? Interesting.
Also, please note kiddies, turtles AREN'T fucking GREEN, so stop colouring them in in GREEN. Jesus. And a robin's breast is fucking ORANGE.

Thank you.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post But...
It was red when it was first named. Orange hadn't been invented then.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This

(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post What, when it was named the 'robin' you mean?
Apologies to anyone from 12th century England who hasn't hear the word 'orange' used as a colour before, but...

...aren't you fucking dead by now?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post We can't just go around changing the names of things willy nilly
The world would descend into madness
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but ...

(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Which one is Trump?

(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post We all are, always have been, always will be

(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are a great Trump. The best Trump, in fact.

(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post A yuuuuge trump
The yuuuugest
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 6:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fiercely territorial
www.b3ta.com/links/1390141
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post amazing quality footage
amazing quality footage
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post ah cute town arizona :D

(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Star Wars, but
and just in case:

www.moviecastingcall.org/star-wars-episode-viii-casting-calls/
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 2:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post All those peeps who say they've seen star wars 120 times
Could double their tally with this little beauty
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 3:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haven't they already wrapped filming on 8?

(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 7:32, , Reply)
This is a link post The Very Polish Cut Outs
A collection of tunes for the discerning DJ.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 1:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post hi

(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 9:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Not usually my cup of tea but I enjoyed this...Angry Dad NSFW
Contains a PRANK!

NSFW due to language.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 0:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's still not quite as good as waiting until your better half falls asleep and then sliding a chocolate button between their buttocks.
Don't do it to your dad though in case he wakes up, unless he's a bit fruity or you're from Norfolk.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 0:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahahaha
"a bit fruity"
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 2:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never has the phrase "better half" been more apt.

(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 6:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Kate Beckinsale
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I will never get these 'prank' things.

possibly, because I have never been a 12 yo boy.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 1:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lies

(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 1:20, , Reply)
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Exactly. That son is a complete cock. I'm on Angry Dad's side
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 1:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh I am totally on Angry Dads side too

(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 1:36, , Reply)
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Angry dad should teach his son that he is to old to be taken into care the hard way.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 2:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Angry dad?
Disappointed more like.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 6:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Disappointed Dad
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Makes perfect sense

(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post
3 score or more years ago, about 35 years ago.
Americans. Stupid then and stupid now. I daren't watch the rest to be honest! Least not tonight.
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 23:48, , Reply)
This is a link post I missed this hit in the 80's
Luckily it's on the internet.
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah
I just stopped that, you are an evil person for posting this.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 1:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post But in a good way, right?
Right?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha
Also the Justin Beiber one with a mullet
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Cable repair truck causes several accidents
The link below reminded me of this - there's some spectacularly bad driving, but the sentiment seems to be that the Comcast employees are wholly to blame. I was wondering why they didn't quickly realise they should put extra cones out, but perhaps this would make them liable for the first accidents so they stuck doggedly to the official line regardless of the snow and blind spot in the road.
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Dom!
I'm sure that there are regulations about how far beyond a work area they have to put the cones. Then they probably worried about the safety of their employees putting cones beyond the legally required parameters, then worried about if you go this far, how far back do you have to go to encourage people to slow down in the snow? It could be miles and most of those drivers ignore the cones and hit service trucks all the time anyway.
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post You want me to put more cones out?
Procedures say I should only put five cones there. It's more than my job's worth to put more out.
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like Mr Garrison from South Park.
"Mr Hat thinks you need more cones"
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Alexa gets a potty mouth when quizzed about Trump NSFW I made this!
So , the "Teach Alexa" third-party plug-in skill detects and beeps out any expletives you insert in your answers. However, it doesn't recognise phonetic alternatives, which is lucky for fuh kin kunce like me.
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this an advert for Amazon?
I could type swear words in to the 'Say' program on my Amiga 500 20 years ago. Therefore, this doesn't really impress me.
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 22:17, , Reply)
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Amiga you say? Aye, that were nothing. When I were a lad, we used to 'ave to POKE individual phonemes out of a Currah MicroSpeech on a ZX81 if we wanted to hear it say 'queefing monkey cunt'. Anyway, sorry, but I'm a puerile twat to this day, and it still amuses me to hear a machine spout foul-mouthed abuse at a piss-sponge likeTrump. (C'mon, there were some good swears in there. Not Malcolm Tucker, maybe, but Rudekid at least.) :)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 2:54, , Reply)
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You seem to be a purchaser of Amazon's Alexa and a Donald Trump obsessive. Things don't look good for you.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Inspired
Almost shit myself with laughter at this.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2017, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone from the west country already knows it's perfectly natural

(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a load of shite.
Like humans, monkeys are pretty content fucking anything they can get their hands on. Also, how the fuck have they come to conclusion that the dog was giving consent? I highly doubt it was thinking "Oh hey, this tiny ugly person is trying to fuck me!". So I'm not so sure it can be called consensual or otherwise in that particular context.
'Weird dog thing gives piggyback to monkey for a bit before getting a bit tired of the whole thing'would have been a far more accurate description.
Fucking Independent, why are all these once somewhat reputable papers going the same way the shitty Guardian has gone? Fucking 'like and share' journalism...

"Mildred, grab me a notepad! This dog is shagging my leg. It appears bloody Nobel prize is finally in sight!"
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had a rabbit once that grew massive, for a rabbit anyway.
He would regularly chase down and rape our West Highland White Terrier
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post we had a bunny,
We got him a big plastic ball for his pen thinking it would help with the boredom of being, well, bunny. I figured he would push it around the pen, maybe chase it? ... put the ball in the pen he hopped on it and humped that ball nonstop, until the day he died.

RIP Bunny.
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post To paraphrase Led Zeppellin, you had a bunny wanna ball all day

(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
youtu.be/4xxKB6p8RMs
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 23:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post
He I
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 23:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post with me it was consensual

(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Avatar-style S. Korean manned robot takes first baby steps

(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just revisited the 'dancing Blue Midget' sequence.
Yup, Red Dwarf is still as shit as I remember.
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post The wavy-arms bit is good.
But a weight-shifting walker on a flat floor? You can do that with LEGO.
Let me know when it can jog, and recover from being kicked like a BD.
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This is a normal post Robot wars will be a lot more fun now

(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 2:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where's the rest of ABC Warriors?

(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 8:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post FUCKING ED 209 OR KANE OR ALIEN LOADER
AAAHHH WE ARE NOW LIVING IN THE 80s MOVIE DYSTOPIAN FUTURE
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Burrito Metal...

(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post How come he looks simultaneously
old and like a baby? Perhaps with added dinner lady.

Contains Ken Lee. Deserves more comments.

[Edit - That's not even an actual guitar?!?!]
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 23:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post He looks more like a Vogon

(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 8:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well
I thought it was Tommy Godfrey at first, back from the dead.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:43, , Reply)

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