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This is a link post Auto-Bullseye Dartboard

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post 501 down
doubles to start?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're on.
I've had more check outs than Tescos.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 23:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post ever been to flight club?
I'm crap at the arrows but I have a good pal who's demon and makes me go with him. They have this dart tracking thing. Disadvantage for him is you have to use their darts. Advantage for me is my shitty mental arithmetic doesn't get shown up.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 0:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post No. And even if I had I wouldn't talk about it.
Not heard of that. I'm not very good really. But I've had my moments. There was a pub near me that got a new landlord who was mad for darts and pretty good. He got a proper board fitted, regulation etc, and there was a casual Sunday night round robin type affair. Was fun. Then he got a new area manager who was mortified by something so proletariat and had him get rid of it immediately. She got rid of him too not much later.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 0:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post feminist quiz night instead?
Good. Immiserate the working classes.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 1:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pub quizzes are a tool of patriarchal oppression. I love 'em.
What's a feminist quiz? Is it about people's feelings and emotions? *shudders*
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 2:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post if you answer any question with a dead white male
you're wrong
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very clever.
Still an irritating little twerp though, or am I just getting old and crotchety?
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post you're not wrong.
It solves a problem but in a failey way. Only a septic would aim at the bull.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 0:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post it made everyone in that bar so good at darts
that no-one can ever actually finish a game
 (horrid, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post certainly makes the arithmetic easier
so that's a plus
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post What an annoying voiced cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post This wasn't really a problem that needed solving
Unless he's planning to sell the technology to the military so that the enemy targets get moved into the path of missiles.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Based on the accuracy of some of the artillery,
They could probably just text all the combatants hospital appointment reminders and continue as usual.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I disagree entirely sir.
Put this technology under a waste paper basket and you'd be impressing the tarts in the office with 3 pointers all day long.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Shakes fist*
Damnit. Never thought of that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post goalkeeping gloves

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shame he's not flogging
Pact coffee though...
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post reminds me of a hmhb lyric about darts in soap operas
but then most things remind me of hmhb lyrics
 (horrid, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Steven Seagull is at it again

(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Gnip Gnop

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well
that would have taken up at least 2 minutes of my time as a child. I think 52 pickup took longer, and would have been more interesting.....
 (Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post they were simpler times

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the fact that it isn't pronounced how I thought it would be.

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 23:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmmm...
gnope
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 6:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post As a child of the 70's this would have bored me senseless.
Compare this to using pen knifes, firing catapults, tree climbing, scrumping, catching frogs, starting fires, hedgerow porn, avoiding celeb paedos, playing on building sites, playing with farm machinary, British bull dog etc

Hasn't a hope in hell of beating any of that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post 70's childhood nostalgia FTW.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 27 Mar 2017, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not enought GNOPS
and not funny enough.
 (Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a load of shit. Even for those backward times.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post that is an intense ball-off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcauHn153V8
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post am I the only one who doesn't think it looks too bad then?

(horrid, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post So Wrong
Classic find :)
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I dont reckon i like the look of this game
 (Sherbs, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a link post We are doomed
And it's things like this that make me think it's probably for the best.
(I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post And there was I thinking that aerosol cheese marked the nadir of civilisation...

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post It can't even come close to lunch and gasket material in the same can. Fuck pooip, or whatever it's called.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post It does provide a handy retort to any Yanks around criticising English food.
I'll take no lessons from the people who invented "cheese" in a can.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this witchcraft just a layer of oil that sits on the surface of the water?
I think that is how some waterless urinals work - a layer of oil floats on top of the pee and prevents odours escaping. Not sure how it will cope with a big copper bolt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 23:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I question how it works at all.
We don't have such a high water level in our bowls over here so the best this could expect to do is cover up the smell with perfume. I understand it's different in America, where some people feel the need for toilet paper "crash pads".
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post It does look suspiciously similar to the can of Fry Light currently in our kitchen (sans lid).
I'm far more intrigued by how she makes toroidal turds...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 23:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bound to be used by the same idiots that complain that pink razors are patronising towards women.
Aye, it's a stark reflection on our patriarchal society when feminine products are marketed in shades of fuscia and adorned with fucking unicorns and daisies, but I bet you'll still climb over each other to pick up a handy travel-sized can of spray that will mask the smell of that blood-streaked anus tearing triple flusher you've just deposited in the new boyfriend's shitter.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clickage for...
"blood-streaked anus tearing triple flusher"

Bravo!
 (I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Japan leads the way in technology to hide the fact that people perform this basic biological act.

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 23:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post yet curiously also
lead the world in shitters that analyse every deposit and display the findings on handy eye-level screen.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 0:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rather than the more low-tech German approach...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 0:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Bristol stool scale should be taught to kids.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 27 Mar 2017, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer this technique

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 27 Mar 2017, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post
What does it do the the eco system once it's eventually flushed down the pan?
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 7:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think I can safely assume that this does not work in the slightest.
I use either of the two less high tech solutions. A) Open a window B) Announce, ' It wisnae me!' as you exit said toilet/booth.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck that just embrace your honking anal deposits

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 27 Mar 2017, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this real???????!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post (^(^(V)::(V)^)^) GO TEAM CRABS!

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Mar 2017, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Splitter

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post (^(^;;^)^) TEAM SPIDERS FULLY SUPPORTS TEAM CRABS!
(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Mar 2017, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quite right
ipfactly.com/japanese-spider-crab/
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best of both worlds

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pervert!

(I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post They still have the same one on exhibit in Manchester Museum that I fondly recall from my first visit 40+ years ago.

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 23:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post sic transit gloria mundi
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGYQUO5SklA
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more Katie Hopkins.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Strong and yet still dead

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sads

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more Tusken Raiders

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 19:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm with stuj on this one

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post After your workout relax in pot of boiling water

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post
What do you even bench bro?
 (becomingbatman, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 23:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly, there is, as is almost always the case, inadequate space for a bike lane.
I hope the twat with his absurd sense of entitlement is soon a cornea donor.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post And yet, a clearly marked bike lane is there.
Would have thought you'd sympathize with victims of scofflaws, but I guess it's conditional with you.
 (Rogue Sausage, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Given the volume of pedestrians I would contend there shouldn't be a bike lane there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, it doesn't work as it should certainly.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post It cannot work, there isn't the space.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I might do a similar recording to play out of speakers from my car
It will sing "Main road, you`re on a main road, Don't undertake vehicles near junctions, if you have a queue of traffic behind you let them past, commit to either being on the road OR the pavement, Red lights apply to you as well, if you need to break the law to get there faster consider getting a car"

It doesn`t scan or rhyme very well but the tune is good.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this
Can we make it a duet?

I'll do the bit from my bike that goes 'You're mostly lazy twats who're killing people with your negligent driving and pollution. Stop clogging up the roads and filling hospitals with cases of type 2 diabetes. Don't run red lights and put the fucking phone away you massive nobber'

Need to work on the rhyme, but I reckon we're almost good for a West End musical.
 (spunkyD, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post You missed the bit about the pathetic cunts who, when stuck in slow-moving traffic, purposedly pull into the kerb just as a cyclist is approaching.

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 0:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Question from a non-cyclist here
When filtering through slow moving traffic why are you passing cars next to the curb? Where you're moving in the drivers blind spot,the road condition is shit, filled with rubbish, drains, car doors being opened by passengers etc.

Rather than on the other side where drivers are looking out for filtering traffic because that's where all the motor bikes are coming down.

Those pathetic cunts are probably moving to the kerb to make way for them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 8:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I always drive my push-bike down the middle of the road, so at least I can be seen
but the dog-in-the-manger wankers still pull out to try and stop me passing.If they resent being overtaken by a bike, why don't they get a bike themselves.
 (Hemipygous, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's different, not seen that on my travels but people can be cunts.
Also a great way to lose a wing mirror.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post It`s not just bikes
Those wankers just hate being overtaken. They are the ones on the motorway who sit at 70mph but who will speed up to 110mph just to stop you getting past them. If you fall behind they will slow to 70mph, sometimes 60mph, if you get past them they will want to drive at silly speeds in an attempt to get you behind them again. If you get away, you can slow back to 70mph and they never catch you up...

Wankers.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's assuming that there's more space on that side of the cars, which isn't always the case.
In that situation, I'd rather cycle curbside and have cars leave sufficient space for a bicycle to pass (which I'd expect them to do if they were moving normally) than cycle against fast on-coming traffic with little clearance space. It also means I'm not having to try to cross in front of cars if they start moving at normal speed or I need to turn left.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post How much space are you expecting cars to leave you?
If it's a safe passing amount the cars in the oncoming lane.

And if you're having trouble crossing in front of cars moving at normal speed or you're turning left what you've done is started an overtaking procedure without reading the road ahead.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Using the distance that a standard set of double yellow lines are from the kerb on UK roads as a reference,
I can usually pass a stationary or slow-moving car easily if its wing mirror is outside the outer line, as I can partially overhang the curb with my left handlebar (my bike has pretty standard width riser handlebars with bar ends added).

I cycle in traffic a lot and will not ride down the middle of the road unless it is strictly necessary.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I got knocked off my bike going at walking pace on the other side in heavy traffic
driver decided to pull a u-turn from stationary without checking his right wing mirror or looking over his shoulder, despite me shouting at him and waving my arms frantically.
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's a terrible driver then.
Could you not take any avoiding action?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I avoided going under the stupid cunt's wheels
There was nowhere for me to go as there were cars queuing behind him. I was virtually stationary at point of impact, praying he would just turn his head and look in the direction he was driving his car
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some jurisdictions explicitly allow passing stationary/traffic stuck vehicles from the curbside by bicycles.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post more space/seems safer I suppose?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this idea
It seems we are working towards a chorus of "Don`t run the red lights you twats! pay attention to the road and the other users! Don`t be a dick!"

I think it will be a winner.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I'm not familiar with the regulations in this case, but some bike paths/lanes have right of way by default.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Without clicking, that is the Brooklyn Bridge. Amarigth?
Yes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Idiot. He should use a bell, like I do. Far more polite!

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm partial to bells to.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I find these are very effective:

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post PWARP!

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be such a pussy.
Get some Boudicca spinning rims.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post slow right down, ring a bell, say a polite excuse me...
still get given shit
 (horrid, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post So you'd expect car drivers to politely toot their horn and ask people to step aside if they were walking in the road?
I take my lead from the Dutch regarding my attitude to people who walk in cycle lanes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 0:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, like real cycists are EVER polite...
Let's face it, if Hitler had gone after cyclists instead of Jews there'd be statues of him in every city in the world.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Mar 2017, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was going to protest.
But fuck it, you're pretty much bang on.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Nazi war machine relied on cyclists.
Here's an archive footage www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2khrB7BwBQ
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 21:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post
You're right, B3ta has gone downhill.
 (Seebeedee, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now, why isn't there a bloke with a car ploughing through there.

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent post
Klik
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post was a fun read
*clicks*
 (teh_raab Hail Seitan!, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^Because it's true.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a link post GC? I'm enough of an asshole not to care NSFW
Bill Hicks best rip-off at his original best. Being an ASSHOLE.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Mar 2017, 4:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arse-hole

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 7:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've not seen that version before
It's one of the better ones I've seen - some are horribly over-produced compared to the 'unplugged' version he did on No Cure for Cancer. Apparently a version of this was used in cinemas for an anti-piracy advert - the irony!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 9:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Apparently he stole it from Louie C.K:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYJmmoVFNXs
 (chompedhomas, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a link post It's no cakewalk being little...
Jokes aside, this a good read, via National Geographic.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 2:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Pigmy
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Sun 26 Mar 2017, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a link post A Crapster

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 0:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post chav
fluffy toilet seat.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 0:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post And don't even get me started
Toilet paper these days!
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 2:25, , Reply)
This is a link post So this happened today. I made this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e48Vv5vOdxw
(835Rocks, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post well I liked it
you have quite a high pitched voice.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Fans of Cardinal Burns, Ken Loach and Julian Barratt will like this.

Cardinal Burns Present Dean And Murf (BBC audio).
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 21:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, sod ya then.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Surfer Bros Make Impassioned Plea For A Paul Walker Statue
touching stuff.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 20:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why are they dicking about with paul walker ffs?
The clue is in the story - the statue should be of Patrick swayze. As Bodhi, obs.
Added bonus, he was just a little guy so a life size statue wouldn't cost very much.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post He was 5'10", hardly tiny.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post the camera adds 10lbs.
You're right though. that isn't tiny. But he *looks* like he should be. So stop asking me to check my facts and shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post head too big? 5'10" is still hardly imposing.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 23:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post alexander the great?
4' 2". Tamerlane the Great? Little chubby guy.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Charlemagne? oh.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post 5'1" and conquerer of all Italy
not bad eh?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post He was at least 6'

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post doh.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=59UOxnEgW4U

1min20 in....
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a link post rivvverr floating down the river.
floating down the river in my dugout canoe.
These guys could be the new primitive tech. And they are sensibly training up the next generation early.
I am however waiting to learn they are a horrific aryan nations cult commune.
edit: Latvians. So probs not neo-nazis. But at least resolutely anti-soviet.
(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P%C4%93rkonkrusts
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post These guys look more folk music
than bombing statues.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post These videos
Are beautiful, though they make me wish I lived in the country side/yearn for simpler times.
 (Turgidtank willing to learn since, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:02, , Reply)
This is a link post BERTMERN!!!
More obviously-soundtracked shiny slow mo balls from Zack Snyder.
(ohidunno, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post That looks pony

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post utter pone

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sat 25 Mar 2017, 17:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck yes!

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post The only Princess Diana
I've ever had any interest in
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet your interest will run into a brick wall

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 17:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post What does it do differently?
Didn't see anything to grab my attention at all.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post *yawn*
Soooooooo boring.
 (Turgidtank willing to learn since, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that a comment on my comment, or the trailer?
It was a genuine question. The last superhero film I liked was Deadpool, but that one above, and so many of the others look far too generic to feel any kind of peril/tension.

And I hated Watchmen for looking great but entirely missing the point of the story, kind of like the idiots that think Scarface is aspirational.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this on Xbox 360 or PS3?

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 19:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Woo yay houpla, yet another superhero movie with absolutely no distinguishing features.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Saves me the effort of watching Batman vs Superman then
This trailer makes it quite clear that Batman won.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Cracks appear in the Auld Alliance.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've never bullied a guard
their job is hard enough as it is. stupid tourists.
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a fucking ponce
Should have shot him.
 (Turgidtank willing to learn since, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 18:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post tourists aint gonna bayonet themselves.

(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a link post islington lady piss shaming NSFW
i must unlurk at this time just to say.this is the scum they have moved in as my next door neighbor and i feel she must be outed, despite having a perfect working toilet she decides to get her gash out right under my security camera,
anyway if you know her say hi from hairy,,,carry on people see you in anouther 5 years or so, keep up the good work
 (hairypalms, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you for this valuable contribution.

(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus, she's the Butch Cassidy of pissing
Takes me about 3 minutes of false dawns and surprise encores. Double it if I'm in a hurry like that.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 25 Mar 2017, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post
A) it was Sundance that was quick on the draw.
B) get your prostate examined.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get someone to stick a finger up yet bum.
Then see a doctor to check your prostate
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can everyone stop talking about my prostate now please?

(I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 25 Mar 2017, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, just ignore it mate, it'll sort itself out.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post What you've done there
Is continue to talk about my prostrate. Since you press me, funnily enough I've been fingered by a doctor literally within the last week. Had to have a chaperone which was new to me. Ludicrously, at first I thought it was to prevent the doctor from sexing me up. Anyway, she was very happy with the inside of my arse, which is more than I'dve been at 9.20 in the morning. Thank you for worrying. For the second time this week, I am deeply touched.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 25 Mar 2017, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alright bumboy, don't get your knickers in a twist.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's good then.
On the other hand I was going to call dibs on your pancreas....
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post So why do you need a chaperone?
In case you decide to reciprocate?
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought you were rambling on about Brexit
In any case, both will end in tepid sticky piss mess.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would not eliminate the possiblity that there will be a large amount of shit involved.

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 0:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post You mean verbal diarrhoea?
From the arseholes that keep on giving?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Serves you right for voting for either Corbyn or Thornberry.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Beta male loses territory.
 (loci, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post where's she from?

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Dom.
Also, maybe if she's just moved in, she's having the bathroom done up and currently doesn't have a functioning loo.
Also, it's only piss for fuck's sake. Now, if she was taking a great big steaming jobby then I'd understand your outrage. But it's all pretty innocuous really.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post eh!
shes from the Calais jungle i think, her and her flat mates, but if you give me your address i will forward it on for you and she can take a steaming piss outside your house/flat/mudhut,,,
 (hairypalms, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post For shame. Poor Chuck berry's barely cold and you're shamelessly going through his things and posting them online.

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Be thankful she's not having a regular shit there.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post tend to think filming a woman having a piss without her knowledge and then posting it on the internet is worse than what she's done there.
Even if you've accidentally filmed her and she's pissing on your doorstep.

Anyway, it's an interesting moral dilemma of the sort that only ever happens on /links
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post This crossed my mind too.
It's one thing to unintentionally record her urinating on your CCTV system. It's another to then post that footage publicly online for the world to see. I'm sure there's some kind of Data Protection law being broken here.
Mind you, if the poor girl's boyfriend/mates see the video, I'm sure it won't be the only thing getting broken...
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 0:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Benny.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 2:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Dom

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post "This video has been removed by the user."

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 16:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet he's probably just decided to go round and beat them up instead.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off Limmy.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Mar 2017, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a link post David Lammy writes intelligent, perceptive and nuanced article.
Now there's an opinion I never thought I'd express.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 4:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Balls. The Guardian has a history of managing to make
Readers feel guilty about absolutely everything. Even about being charitable. This is the best of the genre: taking the biggest outpouring of mass-philanthropy the world has ever seen, and spitting unadulterated venom at it: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/nov/11/band-aid-30-patronising-bob-geldof-ebola-do-they-know-its-christmas
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 25 Mar 2017, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am a cardian reading gaurdigan wearing type
and agree wholeheartedly with this.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did you read the article?
It is no way whatsoever critical of 'readers' or people who donate. It is critical of the modus operandi of the fundraisers.

I didn't bother to read your link since, despite the fact you did bother to find it and copy and paste it, you didn't bother to remove the fucking S after http in order to make it a clickable link. This makes you worse than Hitler. I bid you good day.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did like his idea that celebrities should be replaced with Africans
Really give Comic Relief viewing figures a boost, that would. I'd be worried it might put a strain on the National Grid.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 25 Mar 2017, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love the slagging off of chugging
...followed by begging for donations to keep the paper afloat at the bottom!
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post That Rusbridger's legacy.
When he was told the endowment left to the Grauniad would keep it going in perpetuity, he took it very literally and did his utmost to spunk it all away. Sooner or later they'll get real and erect some kind of paywall, my guess is later.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Latest Primitive Technology
Excellent. This has made my evening.
(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 23:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you love him so much why don't you marry him?
If it had more cats, it would be the best thing on teh interwebz.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't like crayfish
or bitey australian insects. It would never work out.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 23:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post .
I saw four faces one mad
A brother from the gutter
They looked me up and down a bit
And turned to each other
I say
I don't like crayfish oh no
I love it
I don't like crayfish oh no
I love it
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 1:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like it
i want it. I'll take it off your hands. and you'll be sorry you crossed me.
10cc were actually rather good when they weren't being shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 1:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tell us about the time Little Richard filmed you taking a shit, grandad.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 2:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post When is he going to build a ZX SPECTRUM????

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 0:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Once the crowd funding campaign has reached its objective?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post The comments are pretty good.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post
He's built a massive Ocarina of Time there. Won't work though as it had a hole in the bottom.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post
All the best things have a hole in the bottom.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post you fancy
that matador underneath this post.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post On behalf of the termites I'd just like to say
vandalising cunt
 (I helped save b3ta! rowlification 今は今, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 23:03, , Reply)
This is a link post Matador whose anus was 'completely destroyed' by a bull gives the thumbs up from his hospital bed
And other not gay news.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post not very convincing : /

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's your beef?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spanish?
As an euphemism for "hard, 20" long and up someone's bum".
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's really odd - why am I not feeling any sympathy?
Oh, wait....
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 22:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's because you grabbed the lidocaine instead of your normal lube.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post He`s looking forward to getting back in the ring
I would guess he`s more looking forward to getting his ring back in.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 22:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked that little phrase...
but I was thinking "So's the bull!"
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post the daily mail has certainly set its stall out, commercially, i'll give it that
what must it think of its target demographic and what do its sponsors pay for?
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is Comic Relief after all...
contribute.theguardian.com/uk
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 4:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gosh, how unfortunate for him
I do hope he goes on to make a full recovery and that it doesn't happen to him again. Repeatedly.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's still alive? That's so disappointing.
Give my condolences to the bull.
 (chompedhomas, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 21:53, , Reply)

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