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This is a link post make generic bleep bleep doof doof music online
Learn stuff. Bit of fun and it even works on my phone.
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Makes better tunes than most of the shite that gets posted on here.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a link post The NeverEnding Story
piano&accordion
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post raaa raa raaaaa raaa raa raaaaaah

(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL_pRiXov7Q
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Excellent guitarist in taste fail
We used to get wrecked and howl with laughter at this
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it that bad?
Cheesy as the vocals are I rather enjoyed it, but it made a striking change from the Venetian Snares i was just listening to, and it might have just been a comparative breath of fresh air.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure you can be helped
I'm sorry
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have you listened to the shit the kids listen to these days?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not for years
Every now and again I hear something by accident and the depression lasts for days
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Who doesn't love a good biopic?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post OH saw this a few weeks ago.
Rated it. Though did say that the focus of the film wasn't at all on his mucky drawings and that the publicity for the film was somewhat misleading.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oi! Have you watched the railway proggy?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh tits

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post bit gay m8

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Atomipommi"
Fucking love Finnish.

This looks amazing; will look it out.
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a link post We've got back control from the EU for our parliament!
Oh oops, no actually it turns out we now just have a Tory dictatorship that will pass laws by bypassing parliament entirely.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 9:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'pass laws by bypassing parliament entirely'
You mean like the EU Commission?
 (I helped save b3ta! ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I trust the EU Commision's judgement and interests significantly more than I trust the UK Government's...

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post So vote for the other parties?
Perhaps engage in democracy?
 (I helped save b3ta! ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not that I'm particularly anti-Tory.
I don't really subscribe to the popular "Ohhhh! Look how evil and sinister these Tories are! Aren't they baddies!" attitude. I'm far from their biggest fan, but I still think they're doing a better job than a Labour government run by a bunch of Corbynite fuckwits would.
At the end of the day, no matter who you vote into power, they're going to be thinking of themselves first. It's all about money and power, regardless of your political affiliation.
Yes, I know that's the case the world over. But I tend to have more faith that the EU Commission's agenda will be in the better interests of our little island as a whole rather than the agenda of a bunch of Tories.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well said.
However I'm definitely anti-May, she's utterly incompetent. Let's give that bald fella from the fence sitters a go.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yeah, I'm definitely anti-May.
But like you said, not because she's some kind of malevolent she-witch, which seems to be the opinion of most of the idiots sitting at their ethically sourced breakfast table, whilst dunking a copy of the Guardian into their lentil tea, but because she was a fucking substitution and is hopelessly incompetent at her job.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post She's about to make a "major speech" on the EU in the next few days apparently.
MY guess is she'll either backtrack or announce we're walking away from negotiations.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post We're a bit fucked either way now.
Can you imagine how fucking stupid we'll look as a nation if we vote out of the EU, but can't seal the deal and end up staying a member? We'll be more of a laughing stock than we already are for voting out in the first place. The whole thing is a fucking shitshow.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best make a clean break rather than go back to the ex.
I'm genuinely surprised how well it's going to be honest.

Everyone and their dog was predicting the end of the world would happen immediately after voting for brexit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post It still will.
We've not actually left yet. When we do, we're going to be fucked up the arse (sans lube) by all and sundry.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post We explicitly told everything would be fucked immediately after the vote.
They were wrong then, maybe they'll be wrong now.

Even if it's hard the alternative is being a single state in the United States of Europe. Personally I'll accept a few hedge fund managers cutting their wrists in order to avoid that.

Be interesting to see how some of the states that are still recovering from soviet occupation are going to accept EU rule.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post seeing as most people expected the referendum result to be debated for some time
and were stunned when Cameron shat himself, set it in motion and ran away the next morning, I'd say your memory of being explicitly told what would happen the next day is incorrect
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember the threat of a "punishment budget" in the event of a leave vote quite well.
Tax rises and massive cuts to fill a 30 billion black hole after the country goes to shit. Which we were told repeatedly would happen in response to a leave vote not the act of leaving itself.

Probably would have happened too if cameron hadn't scarpered leaving osborne unprotected.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post the punishment budget was something the Tories came up with wasn't it?
65 Tory backbenchers name for Osborne's plans according to a quick Google, hardly "everyone and their dog"
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tory plan announced whilst sharing a stage with Labour, (Alister Darling)
The 65 back benchers were saying they wouldn't vote for it if it touch health or the police.
He appeared to have the support of the rest of the party.

And by everyone and their dog I meant almost every financial expert speaking about the matter.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post So 65 MPs and "every financial expert" said we would be fucked "immediately after the vote"
if Osborne ran a specific budget that those MPs would still be allowed to vote on.

I'm confused, surely a budget that would allow further voting would take quite some time to prepare and implement if won. How is that immediately after the Brexit referendum? and where are these dogs?
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never mind the dogs.
I want to know why I wasn't immediately fucked after the vote. Was at least 3 weeks until I got my leg over.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure of the point you're trying to make here.
Seriously.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Brexit has already fucked our economy - Our currency is bollixed and our exports and manufacturing haven't risen to counter that.

Regardless of whether you think it's right/wrong/pink/grey/hard Brexit has thus far been a financial disaster.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't unemployment currently at a 42 year low?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope, not at all.
The problem with the official rate is that it falls if an unemployed worker hasn’t sought a job in the past four weeks or can’t start one in the next fortnight. Once they stop seeking work, fewer people are classed as unemployed but no jobs have been created.

So you're right in that this government are the best so far at redefining what being unemployed means. I know people aren't keen on links to "left wing" sources, so I'm just using right wing ones or academia.

www.newstatesman.com/politics/economy/2016/03/hidden-truth-behind-george-osborne-s-record-jobs
www4.shu.ac.uk/research/cresr/news/real-level-unemployment-almost-35million-new-report
uk.businessinsider.com/unemployment-in-the-uk-is-now-so-low-its-in-danger-of-exposing-the-lie-used-to-create-the-numbers-2017-7
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post As I said, I'm confused too
You said "Everyone and their dog was predicting the end of the world would happen immediately after voting for brexit"

But the closest you've come to backing that up is mentioning some Tory MPs and finance experts not liking Osborne's threatened extra austerity plans.

Naysayers have been very pessimistic about what will happen because of Brexit especially when it does actually happen. But I don't recall anyone saying the world would end immediately after the referendum, especially when they assumed it would only be giving the government food for thought.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ok here you go all wrapped up in one handy package
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/brexit-treasury-jobs-recession_uk_5742d2dde4b00006e9aed9f1



And in repsonce to this Armageddon
www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jun/14/osborne-predicts-30bn-hole-in-public-finance-if-uk-votes-to-leave-eu
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hate to defend Tories but the video clip shows Cameron talking about "after leaving europe"
not the day after the referendum.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well i've tried.
Even copied and pasted a nice graphic with the heading "Immediate impact of a vote to leave the EU on the UK"

Add to that the chancellor was threatening the whole county with a punishment budget to counter it. Not one in 2 years time after all the negotiations etc.

But hey, not here to convert you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 14:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post even if that was about the day after the referendum
and not after leaving Europe as the people talking actually say with their own voices.
That's still just a Tory scare pamphlet, not "Everyone and their dog"
That's all I'm trying to helpfully correct you on, most remoaners are concerned for the results of actually leaving Europe. It was only the Tories scared about losing their jobs that were shitting themselves and predicting armageddon on the 24th June 2016
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was certainly about the day after. Point clearly made at the time.
www.gov.uk/government/publications/hm-treasury-analysis-the-immediate-economic-impact-of-leaving-the-eu

Whilst I agree it was a scare pamphlet it wasn't just the tories.

Created by the treasury, backed up by the Bank of England and IMF and quoted by every bloody financial expert the media could dig up.

Not watched the video of dumb and dumber so no idea what they're saying.
Just providing you with what was given out to us at the time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post so we are at least in agreement that it was the government and people in power
and not the general public "remoaners" (everybody and their dog)
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah so that's the bloody context for all this?
Yes, I was talking about government, financial experts, media commentators ext.

Not the general public, they were the target of all this to get them to vote they way business and government wanted them to.

Nearly worked too, but they just jumped the shark and went too far.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post But this is exactly coming true?
We've already seen our average real wages fall by about 3% .

Exchange rate has already dropped 13%.

House prices? Dunno, I live in London, they'll never fall here.

What did you expect rioting and every city centre being set on fire? So far all of this is coming true, not being proved false.

We seem to have a choice between "hard" brexit vs paying a huge divorce bill so that 30+b figure is looking far too conservative too.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post You don't think some of that could be from that little global financial crisis?
Just a bit?

And if a bunch for market spivs hadn't bet the wrong way about the result maybe the fall would't have been so hard.

Still a lower pound should be good for home grown exports.

House prices still going up, don't worry.
Mines gone up 68% in 5 years, bet a whole load of people would like to see them fall actually. Must be fucking hard being a first time buyer now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post
When other countries in the EU have gone up in the same period, no it's quite evidently NOT from the global financial crisis :)

Exports haven't gone up - We'd have to produce something that other people wanted to buy.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post we've just had a hike in inflation instead
The equivalent of a tax rise (ie everyone's poorer) but the exchequer receives nothing. GO US
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post you know you're talking to an expert when they start comparing global trading partners to ex-girlfriends
It's the same, yeah? Treat em keen keep em mean etc
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was wondering when you were going to pipe up.
Too busy wanking over Juncker's little speech this morning?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post give it a year and we'll be playing non-stop mournful piano under their window while the rest of the world looks on laughing

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 14:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not true.
There's no way we'll able to afford to import a piano
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post it will be British made
More of a xylophone made of old pots and pans
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post ..or of Farage's grey and yellow teeth

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post no matter who you vote into power, they're going to be thinking of themselves first
I agree. But also, I would much rather be able to get rid of those proposing legislation by voting them out than not.
 (I helped save b3ta! ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd much rather keep my job and my house and be able to afford things

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm just
astounded that you have a job.
 (I helped save b3ta! ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post you voted for brexit mate
I expect you're astounded by plug sockets
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing like a massive assumption is there?
Always goes well.
 (I helped save b3ta! ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post an assumption proved correct at least once a week on /links for the last 18 months

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfffffffft
I've seen your posts.
Most involve you getting completely out-debated by Prufrock.
 (I helped save b3ta! ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post twice this week I reckon

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Out-debated by prufrock twice this week, you reckon? Probably
All I have seen from remainers on here is that they resort to vague statistics and "mounting evidence" (yet there is none ever cited) and then something base like "you are idiots". Assumptions indeed, chairmanmiaow.
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 23:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not here to change your mind love, sorry

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post 100%

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post as if it matters, here's what actually happens:
The European Commission has the initiative to propose legislation. During the ordinary legislative procedure, the Council (which are ministers from member state governments) and the European Parliament (elected by citizens) can make amendments and must give their consent for laws to pass.
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post You mean
it bypasses our parliament entirely?
Thanks for confirming.
 (I helped save b3ta! ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Of course the EU legislative process bypasses our parliament
if you don't think that's a good idea for a trading bloc of 27 countries which in many cases have upper and lower houses and totally uncoordinated legislative agendas - then there's no talking to you. Also, I was correcting your statement about the Commission - I don't want to get sucked into another tedious EU debate now the horse has bolted...
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think you
just misinterpreted it but happy not to have a pointless debate.
 (I helped save b3ta! ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think you don't know what you're talking about

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a good way
to shut down debate.
Nuff said, innit?
 (I helped save b3ta! ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post It does not bypass our government though
The part of our government which is in Brussels gets to have a say.

Your argument is like saying Nottingham council decisions do not go through Bristol council so they are undemocratic.

This is of course utter rubbish.

They still happen through a democratic process under the supervision of elected officials.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post the 'anti-democratic' argument is all related to xenophobia and parochialism
It's not rational if you think about any of it for a millisecond
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe think about it a tad longer than that eh?
And if you want to talk democracy wasn't the EU recently threatening to remove Polands voting rights?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Personally,
I enjoy the way they have forced hundreds of thousands of the people they are meant to represent into poverty in order to make political points.
 (I helped save b3ta! ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll humour you
Can you tell me how we can remove those parts of our government from Brussels who get to have this say in a democratic manner if they turn out not to be doing as we'd like?
 (I helped save b3ta! ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post You mean like when Labour did the same thing when in a minority government?
And achieved it by a democratic vote in the commons.

Also if they lost control of the committees all the thousands of laws that need to be converted into UK law by 2019 won't be and we'll get the cliff edge Brexit everyones moaning about.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Except that was just another tory lie, this time from Dominic Grieve (who seems like one of the more principled of them normally
When Labour lost its majority, the select committees had equal numbers of government and opposition MPs on them. This from the Commons Library, which is probably as reliable a source as you're going to get. The reason the government can't guarantee that it gets its way, is that the electorate decided that it shouldn't earlier this year. The government seem to regard this particular will of the people with less reverence than some other democratic mandates. And as for the bill itself, the levels of recursion involved in tow clauses which allow the bill itself to be amended by executive order, by any minister of the crown whenever they feel like it seems a bit bloody much.
 (Hemipygous, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post You might be right, but none of the interviewer bods brought that on on the today program.
I'll wait for the fact check on that.

However it was voted through parliament so not totally undemocratic and if Labour SNP were to get control of the committees it would royally fuck up brexit.

Especially labour who appear to be in the process of changing their line.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post but that's the point
May asked the electorate to endorse her position on Brexit, strengthen her hand. Instead it gave her the finger. You can't play one mandate off against another. To proceed as though she had a majority, particularly when the role of the select committees is critical in scrutinising the torrent of new Brexit legislation, is undermining the sovereignty of parliement, just for convenience. There would be nothing to stop Corbyn doing the same thing, should the May government collapse in the next few months.
 (Hemipygous, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mays campagn was crap, Corbyns was lies and deception.
Nobody came out of it smelling of roses.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also given that both parties were anti-brexit until the ref, it was hypocritical as fuck
I'll never vote for either of those fucking turncoat populist parties ever again - They've made it quite clear they don't have the countries or the peoples best interests at heart.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Welcome to the Green party.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Normally vote green, voted labour this time and still can't feel good about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
Britian is such a mess
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Game of Thrones Season 8 Spoiler?
Jaime Lannister cruelly force-fed delicious smelling German wurst and drowned...only to survive? Deus ex machina is getting out of hand on that show...
(I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 8:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Game of Thrones has been utter wank since Season 4. Total fucking shark jumping sellout soap opera fast food television these days.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 9:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahaha
no.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 9:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Righto.
I suppose it's okay if you like lots of action and dragons and Emilia Clarke's complete dogshit acting abilities. But it has the intellectual depth of an episode of Celebrity Big Brother these days.
As soon as the television series got ahead of the novels and the writers started writing it for the fans instead of an adaptation of the existing books, it's gone downhill rapidly.
From the get-go, there weren't really enough episodes in a season to do the various character and story arcs justice. But with the introduction of completely disposable and irrelevant characters (Brienne, Gilly and her stupid baby, Podrick, The Spice Girls Sand Snakes, and dare I say, Arya amongst others), the amount of completely unnecessary bloat has left even less screen time for meaningful character and plot development.
Add to this the clearly hurried attempts by the screenwriters to stitch the story together in the remaining 13 episodes of seasons 7 & 8 including Jon Snow and the Spoopy Gang's apparent use of wormholes to traverse thousands of miles on foot in a couple of days and you're left with complete popcorn please-the-masses disposable soap opera.

I suppose it still makes for better than average Saturday night television, but it's a far cry from what it was achieving in it's first few seasons. I assume, mainly because the majority are more impressed with big fucking dragons than story.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not quite as down on it as you are
But season 8 7 was predictable fanservice garbage in comparison to the previous seasons. Instead of characters making rational decisions based on their established motivations, they were doing utterly stupid things in service of getting plot device A to position B to set up the ending.

Also we've gone from a position where anyone could be offed at any time to characters cheating apparent doom in the most preposterous ways because they're needed for the finale.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, it's shallow, rushed nonsense now.
If the earlier seasons were lovely home cooked Christmas dinners, season 7 was a Happy Meal.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, the TV show was doing alright but they're fluffing it a bit now .I can't wait to get back to the books.
There was a little musical they staged in the TV show with Kevin Eldon frolicking about recapping the story of the last 5 series. That musical is what the TV show is to the books in my opinion.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a show about murder, intrigue, combat, fucking, dragons, incest, eunuchs, dwarfs and arseholes
...and you enjoyed the early seasons for their intellectual depth?

To be fair it was much more interestingly written before, and the pacing felt a lot better, but it's clearly at the "fuck it, lets just get on with the big CGI battles that everyone's been patiently waiting for" stage.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Season 4 it started
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this SOAPY TITS AND DRAGONS
Couldn't get past the first episode. Twice.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I, for one, am quite happy to watch anything with soapy tits in.
Dragons are a bonus.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
I've been distractedly watching this dull shit for 6 seasons (my wife loves it), waiting for it to get to some sort of point and actually do something.
S7 was the first one I actually enjoyed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Game of Thrones has is been, utter wank since Season 4
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 23:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post 5/7

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Remember Hedgehog Crisps?
I really really hope this is true!
 (Flobbit gave you the horn on, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 6:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post which bit do you hope is true
I used to buy them as a 11-12 year old
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 6:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope that travellers kill and eat wildlife instead of paying for food

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 7:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhtOHeAmCbs
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 7:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Either they tuned their piano the wrong way round
and with a mix of high and low notes or the sound played is not from the video shown.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember them well.
The inventor died recently too.
https://www.shropshirestar.com/news/2017/02/28/hedgehog-crisps-welshpool-inventor-dies-aged-74/
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 8:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good.
Unashamed purveyor of duplicitous snacks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 8:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post a 1970s thing I think.
I remember every time dad came back from badminton (the net game, not the posh horse thing) he would bring us a packet of crisps and one day there they were - hedgehog flavour. Not very nice as I recall. Preferred spangles.
 (Gusofnavarone always makes a map of france from sarnies, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 9:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post OK -just read the link 1981 then - not far out.

(Gusofnavarone always makes a map of france from sarnies, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post *sings* "Balti and Vimto and Spangles were always crap. Regardless of the look back bores"
Nail on head, as usual, Mr Smith.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not the nine o'clock news album Hedgehog sandwich
youtu.be/t_0ByjjdoDs
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 9:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post stairsteps...
Like station stops
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 4:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post pleonastic tautology
tautological pleonasms
 (Hemipygous, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post A cumbersome apparatus.
Some cucumbers and asparagus.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a link post This is gold. More found footage.
"Without the planet, we wouldn't be here"
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Riding willy does look relaxing.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 23:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post And then you get on the horse...
Badum tish!
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 0:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not with a sore arse I won't.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 1:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Better then helping Jack off the horse

(I helped save b3ta! I F Hobo then {steal bindle}, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Semianyki! (The Family!)
Russian clown/mime troupe stage show.

I've been a bit obsessed with Teatr Licedei and their offshoots (who did the above show) for the last week, after a short clip of them was posted here a week ago...I've never had much of an interest in clowning, but these guys are great...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 21:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bonkers stuff

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 8:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post In Soviet Russia mimes mime you

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Die Human Die!!
Why won't you die goddamnit!
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Super!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post GSWAC

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post They sure are.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4oEM0W6mhM

BRAAAAAAAAAINS!
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus!

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Zombie Jesus?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, Jesus...
Fucking Christ that was unbelievably brutal
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's nature for you.
I'd like to see those bastards at PETA put a gloss on this one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 22:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post A few months back I watched a herring gull rip a live feral pigeon apart while I waited for a bus in the town centre, if only I'd had some bean curd to tempt it away with

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should be better prepared.
I always carry a decoy nut rissole with me just in case I am chased by lions.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm seeing them at Infest

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 22:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Decoy Nut Rissole or Chased By Lions?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 7:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not much on the internet makes me pull this face
but a woodpecker bashing in the skulls of baby doves and eating their brains while they are still alive and twitching is something that does.

That is fucking grim.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 22:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I GOT A SICK IN MOWF
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pull what face?
We can't see.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cumface obvs

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 12 Sep 2017, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's fresh. It's free-range
Sounds great!
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 8:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post IIIIIIIIIT'S THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Gila monster!
The male of this species has a small red cap. Obviously the female is turned on by the bloody sight of a deftly pecked skull.

 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 6:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Those fuckers peck holes in trees!
He won't be laughing when it hits his jugular...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post We can only hope

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post
The Human The
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Wed 13 Sep 2017, 7:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post A man who speaks German couldn't possibly be evil

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 8:31, , Reply)
This is a link post how many bikes hit pedestrians
not as many as cars it seems
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post one set of stats had it at less than lightning

(horrid, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would imagine
that not many bikes hit lightning.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is there even one still flying?
And realistically, only taxing, takeoff and landings present a danger to the somewhat lost cyclist.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post
youtu.be/EUY0ut6gOxY
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post
These are police reported injuries/deaths. Given that most cyclists that ride into people (and I've seen this twice this week outside my office with deliveroo riders running red lights into people) just ride off after smashing into a pedestrian, what are you meant to report?

If cyclists are ace and no danger to anyone (which I'm sure the vast majority are ...just not the central London bike couriers), what's the problem with having a token licence (£1 a year), cycling proficiency pass and a number plate or you're not allowed on the road?
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can use stats to prove anything
edit: meh, it's not worth it
 (horrid, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does cycling proficiency still call for bikes to come to a standstill before pulling out around a parked car?
It was in my cycling proficiency (1979ish) but I've never seen a cyclist do that
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post
They updated it a teensy bit something along the lines of "Give yourself more than a doors width clearance after checking that you are clear to pass".

That's from my 80s recollection though, so god knows if that's still the case.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I watched a YouTuber who records his journey
And that is what he said was the case. The vids were 2017 so it looks like it's the case. Not always possible of course
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shhh...
You are going against the narrative by observing reality.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post anecdote does not equal data

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Of course not
data is the plural of anecdote.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 22:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post The problem is cars, even the Tories are beginning to realise that now
So when you discourage cycling you put more people into alternatives that already kill thousands a year
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post what a useless visualisation of data

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 17:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder what the map would look like
if it only showed cyclists who died undertaking a lorry at a junction?

Apparently it is one of the major causes of cycling deaths.

I am willing to bet even showing all cyclist deaths caused by another vehicle would not make a map with many features.

If the map was fairly empty that would mean there is not a problem of cyclist deaths, right?

Or is that map meaningless?

I suspect the latter.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder what the map would looked like if the author had bothered to research even the basics
of cartography or data visualisation. Certainly not a mass of dots all on top of each other with absolutely no reference to the base geography. All that image does is show you where the major urban centres are and some highlights of the road network, it does absolutely nothing to explain the underlying data.
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think
each yellow dot is where someone got injured, each red dot indicates a death.

Although I could be wrong.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think you're wrong

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a link post A new masterpiece for our times
4eva in r hertz

EDIT: the BBC have put some naff jaunty music on a montage of the thing, so I've relinked to Chesterfield Council's FailBook page

Beeb link:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-41243025
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just put it in Charles' foyer so he can walk over her in death.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's what she would have wanted

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post RIP lady of our hearts, princess of our souls, champion of our shores, you will always be missed as long as the rays of sunshine cascade over the stoney Stor and the chalky white cliffs. May we ever draw upon your power of life as we drink our victim's bl

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post scarily realistic, post crash?

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post same cleaning lady? people are asking questions that will be the death of them

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 20:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the cdc nose.
And the way her teeth follow you around the room.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 13 Sep 2017, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post And the Axminster shag pile hair that wants to wrap you in its slightly creep embrace

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's almost as good as that Pat Butcher ebay masterpiece.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 13 Sep 2017, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell. It looks like a David Shrigley drawing. hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll swallow your soul.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can forgive them the terrible likeness
But how do you get her hair completely the wrong colour?
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just For Mong

(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 21:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Chesterfield Borough Council said it hoped the design would bring more people to the town."
With pitchforks and torches?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post They put the magenta in the wrong place!

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 23:25, , Reply)
This is a link post JJ Abrams back to do Star Wars 9
hopefully it won't be another carbon copy/fan service job like ep7

*EDIT - Oh shit, the writer is the guy who did Batman Vs Superman
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post It'll be fun
Which is all we should dare to hope for.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post So 8 is going to be a turkey then?

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd be very surprised if Rian Johnson has made a bad film

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope they blow up a fourth Death Star

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe they can spawn an alternate time-line
Just before Episode 7.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Safe pair of hands.
Force Awakens was derivative but it's very entertaining.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post "But I don't have explosives, your machine is clearly mafunctioning!"
"Oh, okay. On you go then..."
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post People on nitroglycerin medication must have a bad time with this.
Or maybe the potential for some annoying practical jokes.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just take a pill and rub it on the suit jacket of the guy in front of you in line.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a link post I made a little EP! I made this!
It's got guitars, vox and others. Listen alone or with friends.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post *plays along*
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 12 Sep 2017, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post My Vox AC15A2 is my gig workhorse. Love it.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice. I meant vox as in vocals. Shortened it. Takes less time to say. You pack more stuff in to your day that way.
But if we're talking amps I've got a Hiwatt H...something. I bought it off a mate. I'm not much of a gear head to be honest.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post well you know
always like your stuff. You sound happier here.

your newer stuff on soundcloud is great.

offer of production still on table
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers bro!
You're good people.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't fall for it
he told me he had something on the table for me too and when I went to look on the table there wasn't a real table at all.

But he had produced something.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post No table eh? That changes everything.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post
But he had at least promised his cock.
Which is what had piqued my interest anyway, so all's well that ends well.

I was just a bit disappointed at the lack of a table.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post His cock eh? That changes everything again.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, he said cock
But it was more of a case of clitoromegaly.

Without the table.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like your sound.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers cuz!

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post My kind of music
Nice tunes, presferatu. Little bit Teenage Fanclub which is always good
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 21:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cool. Cheers mate!

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love your stuff.
You've got my combination.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Late comment but
that's well good. that is.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Sun 17 Sep 2017, 8:48, , Reply)
This is a link post Textbook

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 12 Sep 2017, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have you paid and displayed?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 12:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like a glove

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post The top of that tree had one day left till retirement.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks like me playing GTA

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice soft landing.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 12 Sep 2017, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post When a prang appears inevitable...

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Plainville
SO CLOSE!
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Any landing you can walk away from...

(Bigg_Les Spitting Image is the hero we need, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 23:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Takes up more than one parking space.
I suspect it's a female pilot.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now that's parallel parking.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 23:22, , Reply)
This is a link post NICE!

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post He is guilty of some terrible sins
I prefer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eosj3MUD2WE
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Duggee!
Also a better children's version of Apocalypse Now has never been made.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
I keep being taken aback at the references they sneak into it.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post EEL! EEL! EEL! EEL!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 12 Sep 2017, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post BIRD!

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect that was a Boosh reference
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AckvdGbk4w
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah I see now.
Haven't bothered with telly for yonks.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's got a nice waiting room vibe.
I think it'd sound better overlaid with the sounds of screaming and unnecessary surgery coming from the next room.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post And some Lee Ritenour for the clinic's music on hold:
youtu.be/vtky-WzGMMw
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
Reminds me of teletext music
 (Sherbs, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 3:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Downsizing trailer

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow an actual new story concept for a film?
I wish them well!
 (I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Gigantic Punching Robots 17 looks better...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post
As does "Punchy Superheroes in Lyrca on Screen at Once 12"
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it new?
Looks like Wonkavision.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of Slapstick
Where the Chinese perfect minituarisation, won't say any more in case some numpty has never read it!
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Guessing that the wife bottles it then?
And the Hong Chau character is the new love interest.

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Fuck me, a yellow rose?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Honey I shrunk the white middle class
I hope there are ants that invade the place

looks fun though
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post For some reason it made me think of TOYS

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 20:32, , Reply)

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