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This is a link post Fucking rappers with their rhymes about guns, bling, sexism and...........Cats?
All cats are........ not Kirby
(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 3:24, Reply)
This is a link post To keep them in control was not difficult.
Doffs cap and gawd bless ya! We will have right old knees up in the East End if we can find a decent pub that's not now a creative hub of beards and wankers.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post what munificence

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post *Googles*
Makes note.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 13:27, Reply)
This is a link post 6. I made this!

(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Perfectly adequate
I always watch your videos when I see you have posted, I wouldn't subscribe to your Youtube channel or anything but as long as you post to b3ta and I happen to see your post, I will always watch unless I am too busy.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 13:31, Reply)
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My friend, i couldn't ask for anything more!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2018, 12:46, Reply)
This is a link post Dream job
Surely made up???
(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post "Ironic" and/or hipster

(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post *purgatory

(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Back to work at 8pm/9pm?
God how wonderful. Twice the commute, four times the fun!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Vegans and Crossfitters
die every day.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Bet that office smells.

(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure the smell of the sweat will be undetectable under all that bullshit.

(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post of success

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Surrounded by hundreds of millions of the fattest people who have ever lived

(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 19:25, Reply)
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I'd love to see them recruit developers
(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello!

(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello back bitch
Love you xx
(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post We work in our work gym until 5 when we leave work to go to the gym and then at 8pm we go back to our work gym to do more work.

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 1:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Also we are all called Jim

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This is a normal post I spent all weekend getting stoned and playing Minecraft...
...with a couple of heavy bouts on the lavatory while I dealt with my (admittedly excessive) intake of red meats.

Do you think I'd fit in?


Edit: Holy shit, I only just read their last paragraph on Optimism. That's the scariest bit of all. I genuinely hope they fail due to some a tiny but correctable issue which rapidly snowballs because everyone realised the problem but no-one wanted to be the 'curmudgeon' who mentions it.

No Devil's Advocates? Those are literally the most important people in startups, not yes men!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite right.
I'm involved with my *counts fingers* 4th start-up. The devil's avocado stops everyone getting high on their own supply and coming unstuck later.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post "Celebretory "?
Cunts.

Also, Hi Col!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi
New job= no b3ta for like, since last July?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Utter bastards
If you want to make up for what you missed, just stick your head in a stinky bucket and shout about brexit for a few hours

Oh, and don't mention D*m
(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Mention who?

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the spirit

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post BAMPERSAND

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 15:15, Reply)
This is a link post 10p Typer I made this!


Make rude messages out of the Royal Mint's Brexity coins.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 17:20, Reply)
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having fun with your website, ta.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Ta

(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I tried backspace, but it wouldn't cough up!

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 2:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Who's Paul?
Also, great work
(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Paul is the person
who has the place where Monkeon wants to have a poo.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Must have a desirable toilet I suppose

(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh, fun!

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Where's the other 80p?
Tight bugger.
Also, you made me count it. At least twice.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Bring back shillings and the threepenny,
That will piss off them darn continentals!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 18:53, Reply)
This is a link post We could all die at any moment I made this!
The second video from my new channel. Here we look at the light-hearted subject of death and the extinction of all life as well as the complete annihilation of the entire Universe. lol
(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 15:40, Reply)
This is a link post Current conditions not far from me. Digging sheep out.
3:40 for the money shot.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Would never happen if you kept them in the bedroom where they belong.

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This is a normal post Phwoar!

(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 22:23, Reply)
This is a link post Life is Pain

(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post What can we do to resolve these issues?

(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Buy AR-15s and make them all pay?

(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post That starts with a left-handed corkscrew. Downhill from then on.

(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post You could have saved a load of effort
and just show the USB one on repeat.

Have a likey.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post USB deserves an award for the most badly thought out design of all time.
So many wasted hours
(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I totally sympathise
Except for stabbing marbles with a needle. What's going on there?

Lovely stuff anyway
(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 23:08, Reply)
This is a link post My band just got signed
Last year I Joined UK thrash legends VIRUS. I am overjoyed to say that we have just re-signed to Combat Records.
https://www.facebook.com/combatrecordsofficial/posts/765537256986033
(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 2:54, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 5:00, Reply)
This is a normal post WOOHOO

(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 7:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Would I like you band?
I'm quite open minded - for example, I like the Seekers AND the New Seekers.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm mad for The Small Faces
But I can't be doing with The Faces.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Way too big

(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Gary Glitter liked the small faces

(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes but
he got right into Little Richard.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I like all types of music
country AND western
(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Good lord! What a dreadful din.
Still, good luck with that.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Well done sir! and nice thrashings!
And to think we knew you before you were famous!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope you're not giving up
a perfectly good job in a call centre for a shallow life of nubile young women throwing themselves at you, fame, fortune, free high quality drugs and five star travel.
If you stick with it you'll make team leader in five years.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 14:53, Reply)
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Can I borrow one of your CDs? And some blank tapes?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Niceness
Prefer this to the really bad pub rock happening in the Lion. Hope it goes well! \m/
(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one!

(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post At least
re-register the domain....
(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 17:28, Reply)
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Catchy.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 8:25, Reply)
This is a normal post What a silly, horrible racket.

(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 8:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice, like it
My mates son is in a Thrash band Cryptic Shift. It's weirrd to see a lad who you've known since he was in nappies hammering out metal.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers everybody
Looking forward to having fun touring.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:11, Reply)
This is a link post Man gives sandwich to tramp.
Stop the press.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 1:44, Reply)
This is a normal post “Takes fingers off the hydraulic switch”
“Usher tramp out of the die”
(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 8:05, Reply)
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www.b3ta.com/links/1478772
(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I read that as Trump, first time around.
Now I'm in a state of disappointment. I'd really like to live in a world where Ronnie O'Sullivan goes around handing sandwiches to Donald Trump.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 12:16, Reply)
This is a link post Trump canvasses opinions for 2020
Your multiple choice survey

ris: www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/mar/03/trump-campaign-survey-sharia-law-russia-2020
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post lol

(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post pick a swing state and a zipcode
Q24 Do you feel that you cannot publicly admit that you support Trump? Yes

edit: come to think of it, swing state might be a bad idea
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I went for a red gun-mad state
Pick the bones out of *that* cambridge analytica. For bonus points, I went through Tor so hopefully I flag as somewhere close to St Petersburg (aka Putingrad)
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmm, guns

(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I just set the VPN to Austin Texas and became Gerry for a while.
It was quite enjoyable filling that out.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 1:29, Reply)
This is a normal post As far as I can tell,
if the creators of WURFL.js or cdnjs wanted to post a Goatse to that page, then the way it has embedded their javascript is fully open to XSS attacks by them.
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post If they did then nobody in corporate would ever trust them ever again. period.
Political agendas can change that’s all. Trust can’t.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 3:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Looking at them, they are a bit bigger than I thought in terms of businesss
(albeit still only run by a handful of people).

Still, gives hackers 2 more sites to try and access it by.

If you were making a site for one of the most hated people in the world, you'd think you'd not be building entirely via unpatched and/or copy-and-pasted third party scripts.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 10:56, Reply)
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I wish I understood how to do this, but i don't so, i hope someone does it.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that
wasn't biased or leading at ALL.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 18:19, Reply)
This is a link post Kathy discovers that happy birthday starts on a higher note than expected.

(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post welcome home Coxxy!
Not enough AR-15s - am disappoint.
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey buddy!
I've been busy painting all my firearms black because I hear they're more effective in that color.
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post My poor speakers

(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody good effort though!

(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Released early for good behaviour?

(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Good Lord
I'd been wondering where you'd been.
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I had to trek to Nigeria to meet the Prince who had all this money for me. Poor guy never made it though, so I assume he was deposed by evil Prince Ruprecht.

(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Where the Dickens have you been?

(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post It was the best of prison sentences, it was the worst of prison sentences.
Apparently b3ta doesn't pass the censors at work. The reputation precedes...
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 22:19, Reply)
This is a link post How to exist after you die I made this!
The first video on my new Channel. So new in fact that I currently have 0 subs!
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post That's deep for a Saturday afternoon....
Makes you think......


I'm going to go drink beer and play the witcher 3.
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I fucking LOVED the witcher!

(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post No idea what witcher is
but I fucking love beer!
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Drinking Old Speckled Hen right now.
Found it in the "exotic stuff" section of my local supermarket.

Smelly farts ahoy!
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus fuck multi-cultralism has a lot to answer for
Old Fucked up hen in the 'exotic' section. The only beer advertised in The Spectator.
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Even my local coop has Old Spunky Hen!
Right, I'm off to the pub for some Tribute.
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 19:57, Reply)
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Hadn't you noticed? Craft beers have taken over to such a degree that the mainstream beers are now the ones brewed by two hairy guys in a Camden lock-up.
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what *they* want you to think
It's never two guys in Camden lock up. It's stainless steel tanks and an interface much like early versions of garageband.
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Speckled Hens ok, Crafty Hen better but King Goblin is best.
*falls over*
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, I like a good goblin!

(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 2:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft

(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I'll stick to broon ale.

(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 2:28, Reply)
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You just want the cutscene with the unicorn. But doesn't everyone?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post That's certainly motivational.
Except that in the end everything in the universe will collapse in on itself to form a super massive black whole which will destroy everything including past information.

So anything you do is essentially pointless in the end.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 9:40, Reply)
This is a link post Perfect Saturday Afternoon viewing: Project Grizzly.
A documentary packed with awesomeness and nuts (the people, that is).
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 14:30, Reply)
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I'm loving his suit testing - 23.20
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post It was the log test that hooked me.

(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 11:09, Reply)
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His storytelling at 59.50!
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 16:56, Reply)
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Saved for later =)
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 19:17, Reply)
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Watched this last night. Certainly funny when a little stoned.
thanks and click
(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 17:52, Reply)
This is a link post Wind over Europe

(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post not that accurate to be honest they are lacking details of this mornings windstorm
under the duvet after last nights beer and kebabs.
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Idiot.
Everyone knows that the only accompaniment to kebabs is red wine.
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks similar to Ventusky:
www.ventusky.com/
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Such a great site

(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Or for the more scientific folks....
earth.nullschool.net/#current/wind/isobaric/1000hPa/orthographic=0.38,53.94,512
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Love Ventusky
but prefer this.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 17:22, Reply)
This is a link post When a snow storm shuts down Ireland

(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 8:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Careful now!

(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 8:55, Reply)
This is a link post Mall Teasers - I can’t play the guitar at all I made this!
-___-

Made while waiting at the airport could barely hear what I was doing over the constant PA noises -____-

Direct link
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 6:28, Reply)
This is a normal post How do I do embeds?
For next time. Thanks =)
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 6:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
You could edit your link and try this URL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEX7nshGOyQ&feature=youtu.be
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post That won't work
This one will though www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks to you both!
I guess only on new posts. Edited it but no joy.

Your Jedi mind trick didn’t work btw mister.
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Gaz pissflaps, he's a mod and is really helpful

(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Try some roofies or rohypnol

(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post oh my god

(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 11:57, Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: Darkness Restricted I made this!
The darkness is restricted! But is the fun?

Spoiler: Yes. Yes, it is. It's a load of shite.
(, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post That was everything Syndicate isn't.

(, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I sense that you didn't enjoy that.
Me, I couldn't even see what you were describing. Doesn't bode well for their careers as game makers.
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 9:12, Reply)
This is a normal post If it was a free game it would be shite.
The fact that it's the best part of a tenner is bloody shocking.
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
that really is very very shite.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Wot?
Wot?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Shite.
Shite.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 10:24, Reply)
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Was, was that a text adventure? It certainly gave every impression.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 0:04, Reply)
This is a link post The most stylishly drawn snow cock you have ever seen
No pubes though, shoddy

Could be gc, there are so many snow cocks...
(, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 20:19, Reply)
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again?
(, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post This glass cock detector is absolutely shit
Have this snow cock as an apology
m.youtube.com/watch?v=8FZ7RI1V-CE
(, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course,
obviously a snow cock can make it past the glass cock filter!

I should have realised.
(, Sat 3 Mar 2018, 16:22, Reply)

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