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This is a link post He's only gone and bloody done it!
He fought the law and he won!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Well...
From my experience of being in hospital they seem inordinately interested in what comes out that end.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Or interested in what you stuffed up there to land you in hospital in the first place?

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone likes a good laugh about arses.

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Especially yours!

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Lol
Mine is in a pretty sorry state at the moment.

It is ejecting matter at random times, and in unpredictable states.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I was in hospital for a couple of weeks
the whole crapping in a dish whist lying in bed made me clam up. Even when I eventually could get up and about I din't feel the urge.

About 10 mins after getting home I laid a log the size of a loaf of bread..nearly bit through the towel rail
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
I guess when you enter a room now people hear clapping though your hands are by your side. There is something definitely hard coded into us about shitting away from the nest. If I go anywhere it's days before anything emerges
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post My motto
is always shit in company time
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Time and a turd.

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Once was in hospital with tetanus ( is old school innit)
There was no way I was going to shit in a pan.
Was attached to tubes and things on a big iron stand but I dragged the whole lot into the loo.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 16:11, Reply)
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This is a great Brexit analogy
(, Fri 9 Mar 2018, 14:03, Reply)
This is a link post Good advice for the wee'uns.

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post well
I learned something new
(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 15:08, Reply)
This is a link post The totaljobs Gender Bias Decoder
Yes, this is a thing.

*facepalms*
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus fuck.

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
Not gender neutral. Try again.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't recognise forefathers
Or spokesman.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post "As he went to the toilet he realised it was a hotbed of homosexuals"
Your text contains...
0 male-gendered words
0 female-gendered words

About as useful as their shitty jobsite by the look of things
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post "the ideal candidate would have a penis and a beard"
Your text contains...
0 male-gendered words
0 female-gendered words

In the clear! Get in!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post You assume a penis and a beard are male gendered?
Obviously never been to Wigan
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Those pies are a surprisingly rich source of testosterone.

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post George Clooney?

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post '0 male-gendered words/0 female-gendered words'
We want to improve every aspect of startup culture, and that includes long hours. We still work plenty, but we try our best to end our day around 5 or 6, so that everyone with a penis can eat dinner at a healthy hour, spend time with their kids, or get in a workout.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post See in the good old days that would be 'so that everyone with a penis can go down the pub.'

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 19:46, Reply)
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The idea behind this seems not to be some exercise in telling people off for having a willy, but just recognising that if the reader is one gender then there has been a measurable bias against applicants whose language is gendered opposite. If the reader is a man then they are more likely to view other men favourably and likewise with women.

It's right there on the page:
"Research has studied this effect in job ads. It found that people were less likely to respond to ads that had words biased in favour of the opposite gender."
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post It's true.
I've been put off applying for jobs as a wet nurse because of their gender bias language.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Really? You read the words they say will put of people applying and saw nothing wrong?
It's bloody insulting to both men and women.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 13:13, Reply)
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Gendered words in this context refers to words more likely to be used by a man or a woman, so for example men are more likely to describe themselves in a job application as "independent" whilst women are more likely to describe themselves as compassionate. Even if an application has the applicant's gender hidden from the reader, the language can subconsciously (or consciously) indicate to the reader what gender the applicant is, and bias then in favour or against.

It's not insulting, dangerous, stupid, or any of the other daft shit people have been posting. It's an effect that has been measured by analysing responses to thousands of applications.

But we like to have a laugh here and I'm getting too soapboxy, so boobs, poop and B===D~
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post It does read as insulting,
but I think the thing to feel insulted about is the distribution of those words that already exists in job ads, not the way this webpage is using them. That's that the research they link to identifies.

I also thought this was really stupid when I saw the link, but the site and the research aren't making claims that certain words are more manly or feminine than others- they're making a claim about the way using those words in a job ad might contain hidden presuppositions about the gender of the ideal candidate, which people actually respond to knowingly or unknowingly.

www.fortefoundation.org/site/DocServer/gendered_wording_JPSP.pdf?docID=16121
(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 0:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Implusive isn't a word
Gendered or not.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Just copied in lyrics from Sheryl Crow's All I Wanna Do..
...nothing, bag of shit, D--- would not use again!!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Dinner lady
= '0 female-gendered words'




Aye, ok
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I came here to say this
ha ha
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 17:26, Reply)
This is a link post Rik Mayall day apparently...
He would have been 60, the marvellous cunt.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 10:01, Reply)
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I still go around pointing at friends and colleagues who I notice have recently grown facial hair "LIKE the BEARD!!". So disappointed when you get a blank look.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post So add....
....gives me something to hold on to.

That should worry them.....
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post One of the few celebrity deaths that bothered me.

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ that

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ the other

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Unfunny cunt

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit like you then you unfunny fuckwit.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 3:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Because you radiate humour you fucking mong

(, Thu 8 Mar 2018, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post More than you'll ever know.
Also I'm sure the only time people laugh when you're around is when you're fucking whatever it is you like to fuck (girls, little choir boys, animals, whatever) and they see your flaccid penis.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2018, 11:57, Reply)
This is a link post Sun reporters pick over the classics
Turns out you're either with the baying mob or you're a nonce
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 9:18, Reply)
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That interpretive discussion of Frankenstein is exactly the one every 1st year English literature undergrad since like 19 fucking 60 has had.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post We are all very proud of Benny for getting on the OU English Literature course.
Third time lucky Benny! Strange, I always thought the OU was non-selective.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 11:05, Reply)
This is a link post Nominominananinative Determinismismism

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 3:56, Reply)
This is a link post Finding a song that plays at 1.5 speed as well or better than it does normal speed.
It's my new hobby. I've found plenty that sound just fine at 1.25...But most at 1.5 do not work.

Talking Heads Psycho Killer is effortless.

Click that cogwheel on youtube and set your speed to 1.5....

It almost becomes LCD Soundsystemesque.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 2:37, Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=37w42Bfsv3E
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 7:32, Reply)
This is a normal post fun game :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE2sCISQmpE
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 7:34, Reply)
This is a normal post play that at 0.5 speed
scary
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds almost better
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ou96vLl--e4
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh tina

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 8:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
Maybe not 1.5x, but definitely even more fun at 1.25x.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post This just sounds a bit more energetic
Lucretia My Reflection
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Improves Chris Rea no end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA1V7cI28hI
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheating...
Nope, can't see a train anywhere
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post This, however
works pefectly!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post You work for the John Lewis adverting department AICMFP

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post so jaunty
https://youtu.be/3KNsBCf34fQ
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I tried this Enya and played it at zero speed, the improvement was AMAZING and well worth the initial pain and suffering of listening to any of her other stuff

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't tell the difference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtrqGa8W5rA
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 19:41, Reply)
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The Zep lope along nicely at 1.5:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW_WLxseq0o
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post A bit of Morcheeba is what's needed :-)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1VtrweZDek
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Has bin dun
Brimful of Asha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM7H0ooV_o8
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 22:01, Reply)
This is a link post Life in a nutshell

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 23:59, Reply)
This is a link post New Primitive tech
How to make lime.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Beat me to this by seven minutes.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post and then you put it in the coconut and drink 'em bot' up?

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 0:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Just for old times' sake:
I want to see the episode in which he makes those shorts?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 14:22, Reply)
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This guy's life is so gonna change when somebody invents the blender.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 14:39, Reply)
This is a link post A new way of using UGG boots...

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Ugg boots = slag wellies

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Weren't these done in 2000 when all the crasher kids were wearing furry wellies to raves?

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 0:50, Reply)
This is a normal post So, now the statement goes 'Fuck my Ugg boots!'?

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post if there made of sheep skin
there is a damn good chance they all ready have been
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 21:10, Reply)
This is a link post The suitcases of arrivals at an asylum
Discovered stored when the building was being cleared out
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Carlos F must have been a saucy devil.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post yes, Elvgren is a good choice
Robert Y clearly came prepared but for what, only he knew
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post whoops! Elvgren is in Baker M's case

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.suitcaseexhibit.org/
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post They're selling a 6.5 x 4 inch archival matte print for $100
of this
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post if you try to buy one they send you the address to pick it up from
And ask that you bring a packed suitcase
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 23:37, Reply)
This is a link post The world has never been short of utter twats
But they do seem to be especially busy of late
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 19:40, Reply)
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I'm guessing the phrase "false flag" was mentioned a few times. And that they're subscribed to Alex Jones' Youtube.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Mental illness is a crime now?

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Fraid so.
We're all on MI6's most wanted list now.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 0:45, Reply)
This is a normal post What were they arrested for?
I mean, clearly a good idea to arrest them for their own safety, but why do these stories never include the important details?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post They sprayed the vicar with Domestos
I believe the offence is 'Bleach of the Priest'
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post ?
"Ussery is charged with making a terroristic threat and Mann with obstructing a deputy."
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post What they were arrested for.
I mean, clearly a good idea to arrest them for their own safety, but why do these stories include the pertinent details?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 22:43, Reply)
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Totally missed a trick there. Everyone should have admitted it was fake but only to them off the record. Imagine how much time they would've wasted Icke style...it would have drove them mad [more mad].
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 8:50, Reply)
This is a link post Just breaths

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post That is breathtakingly good.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post calm down now

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Gasps
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pquYAEfbBFM
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post :)

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post He sounds like an asthmatic gorilla

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 23:36, Reply)
This is a link post What measures 13 inches and is sent in brown paper?

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
Jack and Jill's first aid kit
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post They called it Gay Bob?
like the room mate of sy borg, the erotoplooker that looks like a magical chrome pig with marital aids stuck all over it?

That is hilarious.

EDIT : It seems Joe's Garage came out a year after Gay Bob came out so Zappa was referencing this doll...
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 10:39, Reply)
This is a link post Pretty good test - spot the shopped animals.
I was fooled by a few of them!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post 33/40

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post 25/40

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post WD/UB

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post 39/40
I know nature a bit
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post In the same way the people of Sodom and Gomorrah wanted to "know" some angels?

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post 40/40
I'd torment and torture every single one without hesitation or compunction.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post And then the zookeeper would ask you to shower next time before you visit.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post WD/40

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post 11/12
and then I lost the will to live
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post 39/40
Only the seal with a pug's face got me.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post 5/7

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This is a link post Spacemonkeyz versus Gorillaz - Strictly Rubbadub (Slow Country)
If we're doing Gorillaz remakes
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I know one of the Space Monkeys
he's a card.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:22, Reply)
This is a link post Steamed Gorillaz
A Feel Good luncheon.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post And here I am
going to work every day like an idiot, when I could make art like this
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post You think you have seen all the good ones
then something like this happens.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post wow. just wow.
This is what the internet is for
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post that's just brilliant
clicky click
(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:26, Reply)
This is a link post Sheep shagger comeuppance?
Ewe won't believe what happens next.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post 4, 5, 7, 9 for the scheisse aficionados.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing like a good scheisse movie

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody Hell

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahaah
SAC
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post she couldn't even flee(ce)

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Was not expecting that. Jesus

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I was, they are tougher than they look.
*looks out on hundreds of the fuckers*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my God
Have they surrounded the building you're in?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post The Baaaaaaaaaads

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Deffo a grudge there
Maybe some past oral shenanigans
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Was that a woman or a man
with a moustache?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 11:27, Reply)
This is a link post Wait for it

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post that has to be Australia

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm on smoko, so leave me alone.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 15:27, Reply)
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can't believe he let her hit him a third time. daft cunt.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you just assume genders of all parties involved?

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, think we may be looking at a man in drag there

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit sexist/racist m8
To say a woman couldn't twat a bloke spark out.
And as for saying Australian women look like men in drag.....
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post ...that's a generalisation

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 20:05, Reply)
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and that's a the Supreme Commander of the Allied Expeditionary Forces in a Europe. Not to mention the 34th President of a the United States. It's a nice place.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing to do with whether a woman can knock out a man
More to do with the gait and manner. Looked like a bloke
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post So you’re saying that a woman who decked a bloke in a taxi queue was acting un-ladylike?

(, Wed 7 Mar 2018, 8:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Pow! Right in the kisser

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 21:57, Reply)
This is a link post Patrick Stewart talks about meeting Sting
We all love Sting don't we? Don't we?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post which actor did they mean to hire?

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post William Shatner

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Shat's entertainment

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