He's only gone and bloody done it!
He fought the law and he won!
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He fought the law and he won!
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Well...
From my experience of being in hospital they seem inordinately interested in what comes out that end.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 13:34, Share, Reply)
From my experience of being in hospital they seem inordinately interested in what comes out that end.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 13:34, Share, Reply)
Or interested in what you stuffed up there to land you in hospital in the first place?
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Lol
Mine is in a pretty sorry state at the moment.
It is ejecting matter at random times, and in unpredictable states.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 17:33, Share, Reply)
Mine is in a pretty sorry state at the moment.
It is ejecting matter at random times, and in unpredictable states.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 17:33, Share, Reply)
I was in hospital for a couple of weeks
the whole crapping in a dish whist lying in bed made me clam up. Even when I eventually could get up and about I din't feel the urge.
About 10 mins after getting home I laid a log the size of a loaf of bread..nearly bit through the towel rail
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 14:07, Share, Reply)
the whole crapping in a dish whist lying in bed made me clam up. Even when I eventually could get up and about I din't feel the urge.
About 10 mins after getting home I laid a log the size of a loaf of bread..nearly bit through the towel rail
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 14:07, Share, Reply)
Hahaha
I guess when you enter a room now people hear clapping though your hands are by your side. There is something definitely hard coded into us about shitting away from the nest. If I go anywhere it's days before anything emerges
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 15:10, Share, Reply)
I guess when you enter a room now people hear clapping though your hands are by your side. There is something definitely hard coded into us about shitting away from the nest. If I go anywhere it's days before anything emerges
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 15:10, Share, Reply)
Once was in hospital with tetanus ( is old school innit)
There was no way I was going to shit in a pan.
Was attached to tubes and things on a big iron stand but I dragged the whole lot into the loo.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 16:11, Share, Reply)
There was no way I was going to shit in a pan.
Was attached to tubes and things on a big iron stand but I dragged the whole lot into the loo.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 16:11, Share, Reply)
The totaljobs Gender Bias Decoder
Yes, this is a thing.
*facepalms*
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 11:57, Share, Reply)
Yes, this is a thing.
*facepalms*
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 11:57, Share, Reply)
"As he went to the toilet he realised it was a hotbed of homosexuals"
Your text contains...
0 male-gendered words
0 female-gendered words
About as useful as their shitty jobsite by the look of things
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:10, Share, Reply)
Your text contains...
0 male-gendered words
0 female-gendered words
About as useful as their shitty jobsite by the look of things
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:10, Share, Reply)
"the ideal candidate would have a penis and a beard"
Your text contains...
0 male-gendered words
0 female-gendered words
In the clear! Get in!
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:24, Share, Reply)
Your text contains...
0 male-gendered words
0 female-gendered words
In the clear! Get in!
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:24, Share, Reply)
You assume a penis and a beard are male gendered?
Obviously never been to Wigan
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:26, Share, Reply)
Obviously never been to Wigan
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:26, Share, Reply)
'0 male-gendered words/0 female-gendered words'
We want to improve every aspect of startup culture, and that includes long hours. We still work plenty, but we try our best to end our day around 5 or 6, so that everyone with a penis can eat dinner at a healthy hour, spend time with their kids, or get in a workout.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:26, Share, Reply)
We want to improve every aspect of startup culture, and that includes long hours. We still work plenty, but we try our best to end our day around 5 or 6, so that everyone with a penis can eat dinner at a healthy hour, spend time with their kids, or get in a workout.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:26, Share, Reply)
See in the good old days that would be 'so that everyone with a penis can go down the pub.'
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The idea behind this seems not to be some exercise in telling people off for having a willy, but just recognising that if the reader is one gender then there has been a measurable bias against applicants whose language is gendered opposite. If the reader is a man then they are more likely to view other men favourably and likewise with women.
It's right there on the page:
"Research has studied this effect in job ads. It found that people were less likely to respond to ads that had words biased in favour of the opposite gender."
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:56, Share, Reply)
It's true.
I've been put off applying for jobs as a wet nurse because of their gender bias language.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 13:02, Share, Reply)
I've been put off applying for jobs as a wet nurse because of their gender bias language.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 13:02, Share, Reply)
Really? You read the words they say will put of people applying and saw nothing wrong?
It's bloody insulting to both men and women.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 13:13, Share, Reply)
It's bloody insulting to both men and women.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 13:13, Share, Reply)
Gendered words in this context refers to words more likely to be used by a man or a woman, so for example men are more likely to describe themselves in a job application as "independent" whilst women are more likely to describe themselves as compassionate. Even if an application has the applicant's gender hidden from the reader, the language can subconsciously (or consciously) indicate to the reader what gender the applicant is, and bias then in favour or against.
It's not insulting, dangerous, stupid, or any of the other daft shit people have been posting. It's an effect that has been measured by analysing responses to thousands of applications.
But we like to have a laugh here and I'm getting too soapboxy, so boobs, poop and B===D~
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 23:00, Share, Reply)
It does read as insulting,
but I think the thing to feel insulted about is the distribution of those words that already exists in job ads, not the way this webpage is using them. That's that the research they link to identifies.
I also thought this was really stupid when I saw the link, but the site and the research aren't making claims that certain words are more manly or feminine than others- they're making a claim about the way using those words in a job ad might contain hidden presuppositions about the gender of the ideal candidate, which people actually respond to knowingly or unknowingly.
www.fortefoundation.org/site/DocServer/gendered_wording_JPSP.pdf?docID=16121
( , Thu 8 Mar 2018, 0:15, Share, Reply)
but I think the thing to feel insulted about is the distribution of those words that already exists in job ads, not the way this webpage is using them. That's that the research they link to identifies.
I also thought this was really stupid when I saw the link, but the site and the research aren't making claims that certain words are more manly or feminine than others- they're making a claim about the way using those words in a job ad might contain hidden presuppositions about the gender of the ideal candidate, which people actually respond to knowingly or unknowingly.
www.fortefoundation.org/site/DocServer/gendered_wording_JPSP.pdf?docID=16121
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Just copied in lyrics from Sheryl Crow's All I Wanna Do..
...nothing, bag of shit, D--- would not use again!!
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...nothing, bag of shit, D--- would not use again!!
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 14:25, Share, Reply)
Rik Mayall day apparently...
He would have been 60, the marvellous cunt.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 10:01, Share, Reply)
He would have been 60, the marvellous cunt.
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I still go around pointing at friends and colleagues who I notice have recently grown facial hair "LIKE the BEARD!!". So disappointed when you get a blank look.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 10:30, Share, Reply)
So add....
....gives me something to hold on to.
That should worry them.....
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:47, Share, Reply)
....gives me something to hold on to.
That should worry them.....
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 12:47, Share, Reply)
More than you'll ever know.
Also I'm sure the only time people laugh when you're around is when you're fucking whatever it is you like to fuck (girls, little choir boys, animals, whatever) and they see your flaccid penis.
( , Fri 9 Mar 2018, 11:57, Share, Reply)
Also I'm sure the only time people laugh when you're around is when you're fucking whatever it is you like to fuck (girls, little choir boys, animals, whatever) and they see your flaccid penis.
( , Fri 9 Mar 2018, 11:57, Share, Reply)
Sun reporters pick over the classics
Turns out you're either with the baying mob or you're a nonce
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 9:18, Share, Reply)
Turns out you're either with the baying mob or you're a nonce
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 9:18, Share, Reply)
That interpretive discussion of Frankenstein is exactly the one every 1st year English literature undergrad since like 19 fucking 60 has had.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 10:38, Share, Reply)
We are all very proud of Benny for getting on the OU English Literature course.
Third time lucky Benny! Strange, I always thought the OU was non-selective.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 11:05, Share, Reply)
Third time lucky Benny! Strange, I always thought the OU was non-selective.
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Finding a song that plays at 1.5 speed as well or better than it does normal speed.
It's my new hobby. I've found plenty that sound just fine at 1.25...But most at 1.5 do not work.
Talking Heads Psycho Killer is effortless.
Click that cogwheel on youtube and set your speed to 1.5....
It almost becomes LCD Soundsystemesque.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 2:37, Share, Reply)
It's my new hobby. I've found plenty that sound just fine at 1.25...But most at 1.5 do not work.
Talking Heads Psycho Killer is effortless.
Click that cogwheel on youtube and set your speed to 1.5....
It almost becomes LCD Soundsystemesque.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 2:37, Share, Reply)
This just sounds a bit more energetic
Lucretia My Reflection
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Lucretia My Reflection
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Improves Chris Rea no end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA1V7cI28hI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA1V7cI28hI
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I tried this Enya and played it at zero speed, the improvement was AMAZING and well worth the initial pain and suffering of listening to any of her other stuff
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Can't tell the difference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtrqGa8W5rA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtrqGa8W5rA
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 19:41, Share, Reply)
The Zep lope along nicely at 1.5:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW_WLxseq0o
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 20:57, Share, Reply)
A bit of Morcheeba is what's needed :-)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1VtrweZDek
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 21:54, Share, Reply)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1VtrweZDek
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 21:54, Share, Reply)
Has bin dun
Brimful of Asha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM7H0ooV_o8
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 22:01, Share, Reply)
Brimful of Asha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM7H0ooV_o8
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 22:01, Share, Reply)
Just for old times' sake:
I want to see the episode in which he makes those shorts?
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 14:22, Share, Reply)
I want to see the episode in which he makes those shorts?
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 14:22, Share, Reply)
This guy's life is so gonna change when somebody invents the blender.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 14:39, Share, Reply)
Weren't these done in 2000 when all the crasher kids were wearing furry wellies to raves?
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if there made of sheep skin
there is a damn good chance they all ready have been
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 21:10, Share, Reply)
there is a damn good chance they all ready have been
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 21:10, Share, Reply)
The suitcases of arrivals at an asylum
Discovered stored when the building was being cleared out
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 20:58, Share, Reply)
Discovered stored when the building was being cleared out
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 20:58, Share, Reply)
yes, Elvgren is a good choice
Robert Y clearly came prepared but for what, only he knew
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 21:16, Share, Reply)
Robert Y clearly came prepared but for what, only he knew
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 21:16, Share, Reply)
They're selling a 6.5 x 4 inch archival matte print for $100
of this
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of this
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if you try to buy one they send you the address to pick it up from
And ask that you bring a packed suitcase
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 23:37, Share, Reply)
And ask that you bring a packed suitcase
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 23:37, Share, Reply)
The world has never been short of utter twats
But they do seem to be especially busy of late
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 19:40, Share, Reply)
But they do seem to be especially busy of late
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 19:40, Share, Reply)
I'm guessing the phrase "false flag" was mentioned a few times. And that they're subscribed to Alex Jones' Youtube.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 19:54, Share, Reply)
What were they arrested for?
I mean, clearly a good idea to arrest them for their own safety, but why do these stories never include the important details?
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 20:23, Share, Reply)
I mean, clearly a good idea to arrest them for their own safety, but why do these stories never include the important details?
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 20:23, Share, Reply)
They sprayed the vicar with Domestos
I believe the offence is 'Bleach of the Priest'
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 20:33, Share, Reply)
I believe the offence is 'Bleach of the Priest'
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 20:33, Share, Reply)
?
"Ussery is charged with making a terroristic threat and Mann with obstructing a deputy."
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 22:24, Share, Reply)
"Ussery is charged with making a terroristic threat and Mann with obstructing a deputy."
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 22:24, Share, Reply)
What they were arrested for.
I mean, clearly a good idea to arrest them for their own safety, but why do these stories include the pertinent details?
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 22:43, Share, Reply)
I mean, clearly a good idea to arrest them for their own safety, but why do these stories include the pertinent details?
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 22:43, Share, Reply)
Totally missed a trick there. Everyone should have admitted it was fake but only to them off the record. Imagine how much time they would've wasted Icke style...it would have drove them mad [more mad].
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 8:50, Share, Reply)
They called it Gay Bob?
like the room mate of sy borg, the erotoplooker that looks like a magical chrome pig with marital aids stuck all over it?
That is hilarious.
EDIT : It seems Joe's Garage came out a year after Gay Bob came out so Zappa was referencing this doll...
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 10:39, Share, Reply)
like the room mate of sy borg, the erotoplooker that looks like a magical chrome pig with marital aids stuck all over it?
That is hilarious.
EDIT : It seems Joe's Garage came out a year after Gay Bob came out so Zappa was referencing this doll...
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 10:39, Share, Reply)
Pretty good test - spot the shopped animals.
I was fooled by a few of them!
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:39, Share, Reply)
I was fooled by a few of them!
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:39, Share, Reply)
In the same way the people of Sodom and Gomorrah wanted to "know" some angels?
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 20:18, Share, Reply)
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40/40
I'd torment and torture every single one without hesitation or compunction.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 18:59, Share, Reply)
I'd torment and torture every single one without hesitation or compunction.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 18:59, Share, Reply)
And then the zookeeper would ask you to shower next time before you visit.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 20:27, Share, Reply)
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Spacemonkeyz versus Gorillaz - Strictly Rubbadub (Slow Country)
If we're doing Gorillaz remakes
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:25, Share, Reply)
If we're doing Gorillaz remakes
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:25, Share, Reply)
And here I am
going to work every day like an idiot, when I could make art like this
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:56, Share, Reply)
going to work every day like an idiot, when I could make art like this
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:56, Share, Reply)
You think you have seen all the good ones
then something like this happens.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 19:59, Share, Reply)
then something like this happens.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 19:59, Share, Reply)
Sheep shagger comeuppance?
Ewe won't believe what happens next.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 15:47, Share, Reply)
Ewe won't believe what happens next.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 15:47, Share, Reply)
I was, they are tougher than they look.
*looks out on hundreds of the fuckers*
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 18:16, Share, Reply)
*looks out on hundreds of the fuckers*
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 18:16, Share, Reply)
Bit sexist/racist m8
To say a woman couldn't twat a bloke spark out.
And as for saying Australian women look like men in drag.....
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 19:17, Share, Reply)
To say a woman couldn't twat a bloke spark out.
And as for saying Australian women look like men in drag.....
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 19:17, Share, Reply)
and that's a the Supreme Commander of the Allied Expeditionary Forces in a Europe. Not to mention the 34th President of a the United States. It's a nice place.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 21:52, Share, Reply)
Nothing to do with whether a woman can knock out a man
More to do with the gait and manner. Looked like a bloke
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 23:30, Share, Reply)
More to do with the gait and manner. Looked like a bloke
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 23:30, Share, Reply)
So you’re saying that a woman who decked a bloke in a taxi queue was acting un-ladylike?
( , Wed 7 Mar 2018, 8:35, Share, Reply)
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Patrick Stewart talks about meeting Sting
We all love Sting don't we? Don't we?
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 13:36, Share, Reply)
We all love Sting don't we? Don't we?
( , Tue 6 Mar 2018, 13:36, Share, Reply)
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