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This is a link post It's the time of the year...

(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Mon 19 Nov 2018, 9:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Moggystyle I made this!
It's gonna kick off this week I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Mon 19 Nov 2018, 8:39, , Reply)
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(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 19 Nov 2018, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent Golf Clap

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 19 Nov 2018, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post The only thing I can remember from that movie

(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 19 Nov 2018, 19:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post And probably the best. Very funny.
Never seen it but did a Google as the gif made me curious.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 19 Nov 2018, 20:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post clever :)

(ozof, Mon 19 Nov 2018, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spotless, as per...
BBB came up in conversation in the pub on Friday...
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 19 Nov 2018, 13:19, , Reply)
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But really he's beyond parody, the whole sorry mess is, as someone once said "You couldn't make it up"
 (who's_the_what?, Mon 19 Nov 2018, 14:00, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 19 Nov 2018, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Tue 27 Nov 2018, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a link post I'd not heard of this
However, whilst exploring the use of cyanide gas as a form of euthanasia in the American penal system, I literally stumbled on this.
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 22:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post why were you researching that?
Also wouldn't finding suppliers run into the same issues as sourcing drugs for lethal injections?
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 23:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post supply is surprisingly straightforward
potasssium cyanide crystals and sulphuric acid. why was I looking this up? I was busy watching the X-files... 1st season
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Mon 19 Nov 2018, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post maybe it is more straightforward but I thought the issue with lethal injections was refusal by suppliers
Rather than availability of supply

Enjoy your Sculder and Mully
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 20 Nov 2018, 0:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I saw a video about them, some time ago
Here, by Minecrafter Docm77.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 19 Nov 2018, 6:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post What the shuddering fuck is a "minecrafter"???

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 19 Nov 2018, 8:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a eufemism for internet shut in.

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 19 Nov 2018, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a few of them in my street.
Obviously, you wont find them in Britain.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 19 Nov 2018, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Topical documentary/podcast about American forest fires
and a different approach to keeping houses unburnt but how it's been suppressed by a government department keen to keep a huge budget.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Sun 18 Nov 2018, 22:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Young men and fire
book by Norman McClean (who inter alia wrote Bridges of Madison County) a fucking whip song of a book.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_Men_and_Fire
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks, I'll look into that.

(dyllon nice beaver., Mon 19 Nov 2018, 9:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Recovery of stolen antiquity
and a brief aside about a new Indiana Jones movie
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Im only interested if its derived from 'the fate of atlantis'
may just have given away my age and gaming heritage.
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post it will not be held against you, greyhair

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 22:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think the whole world
Would avoid any new indiana jones film like a bangladesh public toilet after that last abortion of a film.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think the twist this time is he's the one being dug up

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lucas or Jones?
They both stink like cadavers.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 23:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had meant Jones/Ford
No opinion on Lucas
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 19 Nov 2018, 7:52, , Reply)
This is a link post I fought the law

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post But who won?
Oh... Of course.
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post OK, I'll bite.
'PC Varden and PS Freeman attended a house in Carisbrook Road on the morning of January 2 to execute an arrest warrant... PS Freeman, 51, replied: “In 26 years I have never shown a warrant to someone I have arrested.”'
Under certain circumstances, such as if the fuzz turn up at your home in order to execute an arrest warrant, I hardly think it's unreasonable to ask for fuzz to produce that warrant. But I'm nuts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I tend to think if a uniformed policeman turns up
and says 'we have reason to believe J Alfred Prufrock is on these premises, drinking coffee and talking of Micheal Angelo, we have a warrant for his arrest, let us in' you get the fuck out the way.
One of the reasons a police officer can enter a home without permission is explicitly to enforce an arrest warrant. PACE = and was always possible prior to this. THe arrest warrant and actually waving it is ludicrous.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah? good luck doing it cleanly while the women come and go
not to mention pursuing the suspect when the fog is rubbing on the window panes

Its a pea souper.
Very good constable but where's my sausage roll?
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 23:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is a tedious argument of insidious intent.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post This. Is. b3ta

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 19 Nov 2018, 7:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did you know The Wasteland
was originally going to be called 'He do the police in different voices'
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 19 Nov 2018, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post no wonder there were no seatbelts
How can you operate a seatbelt with wet flippers?
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client'

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Victor Hugo gets his author photo taken.
Courtesy of John Finnemore's Blog thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Right side. And, uh, with intensity.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 19:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 19:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 18 Nov 2018, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post also fwiw Finnemore's on the new I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m00013p0

if you fancy
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 19 Nov 2018, 5:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked The Sweeney

(97800, Mon 19 Nov 2018, 8:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Cat news

(The Tramp Surveyor, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Roy Hobbs will ask you to let him out of the back door, but then won't go out when he sees it's raining. Two minutes later he'll ask you to let him out of the front door.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Then miaow pitifully at the back door
like you booted him out into the rain.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 17:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
It's clickbait but at least it's one-click clickbait and it's fucking funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a link post I Stepped on the Cat
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Der_Flohwalzer
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 9:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Should've been played on
one of these...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Huge Crash at todays Macau F3 Race
Sophia Floersch the van Amersfoort driver’s car was launched into the air over Sho Tsuboi's and flew over the barriers and into a photographers bunker at barely abated speed, having lost its wheels in a crash earlier down the straight. I hope she is ok. Edit By all accounts she is fine and has gone to hospital for check ups. Edit Apparently she has a Spinal fracture.
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 8:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Backwards! Impressive

(dyllon nice beaver., Sun 18 Nov 2018, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seems like racing would be much safer if they attached all the cars together... like a train.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 19 Nov 2018, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey! Four others hospitalised too.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post The other driver, two photographers and a marshal
Hopefully all precautionary.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 11:15, , Reply)
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The marshal, Chan Cha In, suffered a laceration of the face, abrasion of his upper abdomen wall and a fractured jaw. Photographer Chan Weng Wang sustained a liver laceration and is being observed in hospital, with fellow photographer Minami Hiroyuki suffering a concussion and likewise under observation.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds uncomfortable

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 19 Nov 2018, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I want to see what happened
to make that car fly backwards, at that height, with no wheels.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dick Dastardly?

(dyllon nice beaver., Sun 18 Nov 2018, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post She crashed into someone at the end of the high speed straight.
and lost her wheels and brakes.
Have a look for the blue "sausage" kerb just inside the regular kerb. That launched her up. Then she hits the car which launched her even higher.
 (skinwah punted Baxter, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Appears to have hit the front wheel of the yellow car
Which would have flicked her up and accelerated her.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 21:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to see all injured make a full recovery as far as they can given their injuries.
Then I'd like to see the photos/video the photographers took if they unintentionally filmed the car hurtling towards them. I'd hope they'd ducked/moved instead though.
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 19 Nov 2018, 7:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Let
women drive. Sure, what's the worse that could happen?
 (I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lucky to only have a fracture really
But how did she even manage that? All the other cars are virtually stopped and she looked like she'd just been fired out of a cannon! Backwards!
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 15:46, , Reply)
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There was a yellow caution light that flashed just after the bend leasing up to that corner. The driver in front of her braked she was too close and hit his back wheel, spun her around lost a wheel rest of the feild braked for the corner she came in backwards at 270kph. Lucky girl.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 18 Nov 2018, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Lost masterpiece rediscovered

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 17 Nov 2018, 23:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post bristols
lol
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 0:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Happy Halloween.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo0000000000000000000OOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 17 Nov 2018, 22:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Heard about Mr Rogers
But this is my first time seeing the chap in action.

I had to check it wasn't dubbed. Interesting accent, demeanor. Not really what I had pictured. I am trying to calculate what influence he had on the nation, given the frequent call backs to him in comedy.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 17 Nov 2018, 23:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't know his work either
But there's an excellent new film on him, a documentary, called Won't You Be My Neighbour. Like all good docs, it's about much more than its subject, but Rogers comes across as practically messianic (in a good way), which explains his influence. Worth a watch.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sun 18 Nov 2018, 8:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tom Hanks is going to play him in this:
www.imdb.com/title/tt3224458/
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 9:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post It could only be Hanks.
But Jimmy Stewart, of course, is the man you really want. In this, as in so much else.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sun 18 Nov 2018, 9:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, the closest we have to Jimmy Stewart, and he does an uncanny impression, is Kevin Spacey.
Spacey may be a wrong'un, maybe he isn't. I think it's definitely plausible, even I had heard the rumours, but we seem to have done away with the presumption of innocence before due process. That's by far the biggest tragedy of the post Weinstein fallout.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Predatory homosexual in showbiz SHOCKA
Yes, he's excellent and should be working, unless a court can prove he's a sex pest.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sun 18 Nov 2018, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post His coming out at the same time as trying to excuse/mitigate some sexual misconduct or other was not a smart move.
His story of being mugged and calling the police while out walking his dog in the early hours in a London park, except he'd left his dog at home, still makes me chuckle.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post His son already has played Mr Rogers seemingly:
FACEBOK LINGK

www.facebook.com/ComedyCentral/videos/drunk-history-mr-rogerss-beautiful-life/1551227298323434/
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a link post More neural network lols
Similar to "when AI goes wrong" in the newsletter, it even refers to one of the same examples. But the best bit is the chart of names for paint colours with names like "turdly" and "stanky bean". Seeing this in a serious Institute of Physics magazine made it even funnier.
 (GothicTechie, Sat 17 Nov 2018, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post There’s a newsletter?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 17 Nov 2018, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Given some of the names in paint charts those aren't far off tbh.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Fragrant fart darts caper
Sabotage through air biscuits at world dart championship.
 (ronsonbashir, Sat 17 Nov 2018, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cough

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 17 Nov 2018, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cock?

(suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Sat 17 Nov 2018, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post No thanks, I've just put one out

(97800, Sat 17 Nov 2018, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry old chap
But I was referring to the massive throbbing glass one from about three links down.
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Sat 17 Nov 2018, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fart darts!
Fart darts! The new family game from Parkour Brothers.

Don't miss their new hit

Who dealt it, smelt it!
The family metal ingot card game*

*Smelting plant and batteries not included
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 17 Nov 2018, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a link post A whole new world... seen from a different point of view
Disney princesses remixed
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 17 Nov 2018, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Marvellous.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 17 Nov 2018, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks, Monsanto!

(97800, Sat 17 Nov 2018, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more lime.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 17 Nov 2018, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post thanks for pointing that out

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 17 Nov 2018, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Amazed this hasn't been done before
it seems so obvious.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 17 Nov 2018, 14:13, , Reply)
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i.imgur.com/mzOe5Cn.gif
 (97800, Sat 17 Nov 2018, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a link post *Skull-collecting ants
Florida

*decapitated ant heads
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 17 Nov 2018, 9:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Crystal Maze Rave

(ohidunno, Sat 17 Nov 2018, 1:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not clicking that
Just incase of chegwins penis.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sat 17 Nov 2018, 1:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eh? :/

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 17 Nov 2018, 1:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 17 Nov 2018, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I met chegwin once
he is just as much of a twat in real life as he is on the screen, it isn't a character he puts on for the telly.

Seeing an odd episode of Naked Jungle late at night made me feel sorry for Maggie Philbin.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 17 Nov 2018, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was, not is.

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 17 Nov 2018, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty sure I fucked him.
Might of been a packet of crisps.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 17 Nov 2018, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a link post We'll all help make it...
I think it's time for this
(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 21:43, , Reply)

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