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This is a link post The warty comb jelly's anus only appears when it needs a poo
'Part of the gut starts to balloon out until it touches the outer layer, or epidermis.The gut then fuses with the epidermis, forming an anal opening. Once excretion is complete, the process is reversed and the anus vanishes.'
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 10 Mar 2019, 7:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting, I guess it takes less energy than a permanent one.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 10 Mar 2019, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for reminding me about this

(WinnieTheTurd, Mon 11 Mar 2019, 8:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Lorelai teaser trailer
Following on from The Cat Lady and Downfall (remake) another dark game of mental illness and violence in an arty cutout style.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 9 Mar 2019, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Strangest L'Oréal advert I've seen.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post More Bath salts than shampoo.
I really like the style and atmosphere of these games, covering difficult topics.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 9 Mar 2019, 23:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bath salts, because you're worth it.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 23:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this for two reasons
1. The Cat Lady was darkly excellent
2. I have an excuse to post this Lonnie Donegan song for the first time ever: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ilZiutiMK0
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 10 Mar 2019, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whoa, takes me back, I loved Lonnie Donegan as a little kid.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 10 Mar 2019, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Grim.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post also: has first experience of proper fresh local ingredients... that child went on to become a top chef serving only select local ingredients, true story

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Heh, vg.
Sashimi specialist, no doubt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post His signature dish is Carp in blankets.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 9 Mar 2019, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mrs. Dall did something similar
She though her goldfish would be cold in the water so she put them on the radiator.
Went on to become a veterinary nurse!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do fish use the phrase "he's now sleeping with the humans"?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Depends on the send off.
If it's the traditional Armitage Shanks funeral I believe the correct term is "sleeping with the pishes"
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 10 Mar 2019, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jK6l1WJKUU
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 10 Mar 2019, 0:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn3oOb6Vou4?
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 10 Mar 2019, 0:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Primary purpose of goldfish, hamsters and other small pets is to teach children about death.
If you expect them to do anything else of interest you will be disappointed
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 10 Mar 2019, 8:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Coin collector went postal

(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Sat 9 Mar 2019, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a penceless crime.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post It doesn't make any cents.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 20:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's certainly tarnished his reputation.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 9 Mar 2019, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that your two cents?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you've made a joke once
don't pound it in.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post A monetary lapse of reason.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 9 Mar 2019, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Delicate Sound of Punder.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 23:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a tosser.
Clearly not the full shilling.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post He thought he'd be minted then just flipped.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 9 Mar 2019, 21:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're not even that rare or valuable...!

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post he was just going to slap him, but thought, "In for a penny, in for a pound"

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Er... it's a car

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 13:03, , Reply)
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"Half the width of a car of that time". Yeah, because it holds one person. Perfect for family days out and all those other things for which people buy a car in the first place.
 (97800, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Meh, that had been done century ago.
And better too, by Wolsely.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gyrocar
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arrive for a test drive dressed as Noddy.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 9 Mar 2019, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
...fucking NODDY?!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know if that's the Jam or Blue Jam version
I am afraid to click because of the scarily large wave of nostalgia that will hit me.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sun 10 Mar 2019, 5:29, , Reply)
This is a link post It's a dirty job, and noone's got to do it.
Nevertheless, the least-popular b3tan ever has decided that he should be the one to defend the honour of Jimmy Savile.
 (Star Wars Starwarsy McStarwars Face, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 12:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Second least popular.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^that

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^them

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 9 Mar 2019, 19:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Vice-fewest

(97800, Sun 10 Mar 2019, 0:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post "a member for 12 years, 4 months and 30 days"
Makes you wonder what you have to do to get banned from B3ta.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post in this case
it would probably include posting any videos he's made.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Naaaah.
I think he did that a few years ago. He had a musical called Vile Pervert or something that he wanted to pimp.

It was not well-received.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you banned users for being paedophiles
there’d be no one left on /talk.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Badum-tish.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Peadophiles like to stick together.
Kings narcissism is breathtaking.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 9 Mar 2019, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's his worst quality

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post probably not.

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 22:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post They also smell of hammers and share more DNA with crabs than humans.

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 22:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing wrong with the smell of hammers.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 9 Mar 2019, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Something about the directors name was making me feel a bit uneasy about investing
BBC link , apologies.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 9 Mar 2019, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never trust a man in a skin-tight denim shirt that looks like he should be hosting children's television.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post He looks like an inflatable fancy dress outfit

(97800, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post MAGENTA LIVES! XXX
4evar in ur wurdrobez
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also Surge plc sounds like something one of the megatwats on the apprentice would dream up

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a link post Ski boxing goes viral
Since you guys seem to have more respect for rapey Fox news syndicates than impoverished creators. Here it is on the US news.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 6:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post gutted
I was expecting someone packing skis for a birthday present
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 8:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Sorry about that. You have suffered, but I, I will never be as popular as a boxing or unboxing channel on Youtube.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 17:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Some I will cuddle and adore. The rest go in a sack then into the river.
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 8:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post bit harsh on members of the special forces but they take the high risks

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 8:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this how their special forces train to defuse pussy riots?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Youthful eagerness vs vintaged insight
Masterclasses are tough for the student to grasp the right mindset or approach. Interesting to watch.
Seems master and student were worlds apart, which is good for the other students to see, and learn from.
 (roysin, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 23:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Friday listening

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cool!
I stayed at that hostel when I went to Iceland and saw a couple of amazing warm-up sets for the festival I was there for, Sonar Reykjavik...

I *need* to get myself back to Island...what an amazing place!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 23:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Went there last year. Amazing place!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 8 Mar 2019, 23:22, , Reply)
This is a link post This action is "to celebrate the fact that boobs are just boobs"
Holland celebrates International Women's Day
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post cant wait for national Mens day in Amsterdam
I presume theyll float a load of giant balding scalps down the canal
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, they'll just rotate the boobs 180 degrees

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Makes note of foreplay technique*

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D
Some of us didn't, hence my emoticon. *runs fingers through flowing locks*
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 8 Mar 2019, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post The hairy one reminds me of my ex
Would be more realistic with a smelly bellybutton next to it
 (JoePesky, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 1:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post mmmm, canal titties

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 3:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"All boobs are equal. But some are more equal than others."
Abraham Lincoln
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Sat 9 Mar 2019, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Cultural policing of women's bodies starts early and only gets worse with age. Too big, too small, too old, too young - boobs are judged, inspected, grabbed and censored."
The "too young" is a bit weird, isn't it? I mean, is she saying it's a problem that a 15-year-old's tits are "too young" to be on display?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a link post CaC

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post My daughter does that too.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't blame then, people often talk rubbish.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 8 Mar 2019, 23:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can always upgrade to a smart speaker.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 9:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post beat me to it!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-47502183

Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
 (I helped save b3ta! Really?, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post One of those
I thought had died years ago.
 (I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post The curse of 2016 strikes again!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a link post "So you've gone and done a Brexit" - A survival booklet I made this!
There's three weeks to go and government hasn't bothered making one, so I have.
Available on Kindle or actual book featuring 49 pages you can use when loo roll runs out

 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post can't see the actual book on hamazon, linky?
signed copy with a lovingly rendered CDC for b3tans?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post i would like to throw money at you for this
but the Amazon does not seem to be working, the kindle version is the only format listed and no prices are listed.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Odd, says £2.99 on Kindle here
Printed Booklet version is here www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1798900262
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
The sample was so EROTIC I had to buy it to see more of the saucy asterisks.

I hope in some small way, my purchase will trigger an algorithm to consider your book to be trending, thus promoting it and making you more money than I contributed.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 22:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post DON'T THINK OF THE EVENT

(gijoel, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 5:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed reading that.
You should crowdfund leaving a copy in every Wetherspoons.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm in
Theres probably enough of us to make it work without funding. I can cover at least 4 within close proximity.. By the way is Watford the home of everything awful? (Wetherspoons HO is there... and watford FC - boooo).
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha!
that would be wonderful
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this a remake of the 90s film starring Sinbad?

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Coneheads?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm still not sure why I too thought this film existed...
...but the internet's telling me I'm lying.
 (I helped save b3ta! The MooseBlaster, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm quite looking forward to this.
I really enjoyed Zachary Levi in Chuck, so I hope he makes a good showing here. Looks like he's buffed out quite a bit since then.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is his special ability
the ability to recognize songs from small snatches of music?
 (annexia, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post he was defeated
by someone humming a tune
 (I helped save b3ta! mr_graham downloading an isolation.iso file, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post His suit reminds me of turbo man
Not in a bad way... turbo man was cool as a kid
 (mrmenfolk, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 7:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 8 Mar 2019, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Oh god this is far far to funny
 (hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stupid plank
Also epic lurkage
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 23:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Maths trick blows people's minds on Twitter
Breaking news
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Slow news day I guess
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Twitter is not news
Fucking lazy journalists.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lazy bastards

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 8 Mar 2019, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post By George he's right!
If I want to work out 17.3% of 67.4 I only need work out 67.4% of 17.3!!!

Simplicity itself!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post So the people who did not do enough maths at school
finally figure out how to rearrange equations?

I am impressed, I thought they would never get it.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post 0.01*X*Y=0.01*Y*X
Surprise motherfuckers±
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Commutativity.
It’s not about getting to work in the morning.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a link post packet of quavers to studio 4

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! Self knew damn well he'd fall into that trap.
Will is trying not to smile too smugly.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 8 Mar 2019, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^
but absolutely fair play
 (ozof, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 0:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Gammon and egg on face.
 (loci, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Will Self's death stare at the end
*chef's kiss*
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 17:33, , Reply)

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