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This is a link post I don't *think* I've posted this Halcali video before...

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This is a normal post brilliant

(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 9:12, Reply)
This is a normal post even better played at speed: 1.25

(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh shit, you're right
Lovely!
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post You haven't, but I have and nobody was interested.
Always good to see it again
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
I do like me some Halcali...pity the quality of most of their music videos on YT is so poor...
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Adam and Joe go Tokyo
At 7 minutes.
https://youtu.be/ILURVtEh3sw
Good, but not Gai Jin Invasion.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Aye,
they had some good turns on the show...this is one of my favourites and often gets played when I do a J-music DJ set.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Had forgotten about that, cheers.

(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 18:21, Reply)
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Reminded me a bit of Frank Chickens. The are Japanese but (were?) based in London
I have a soft spot for them as it's the first "indie" gig I went to, circa 1985.
Fantastic live; they asked us to sit down for part of it, so everyone could see.
They kinda act out the songs, for example a hat with an aeroplane on it, so they flew it around. Like a modern version of Kabuki, dance-drama.
"We Are Frank Chickens" is a really pleasant album, IMHO.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool...
I didn't know about them until later years (I recall hearing this remix on a Ninja Tune compilation).
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw Frank Chickens as part of some sort of Bill Nelson gig way back, probably before 1985.
Very entertaining, but a bit bizarre. I remember one thing they did was demonstrating different levels of intoxication, including both melancholy and laughing drunk. Odd. We Are Ninja was their only real hit.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 21:22, Reply)
This is a link post I'd never heard the name Hal Blaine before today
But he drummed on *so* many of my favourite songs. Songs by The Monkees, The Supremes, The Carpenters, Sinatra... Even Neil Hefti's Batman theme.

This track in particular gave me a nostalgia.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Never heard of Hal Blaine?
Next you'll be telling me you never heard of Pretty Purdie.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 19:40, Reply)
This is a link post I'm 50 today and I don't feel old at all...... I just look it
have some tunes and dad dancing
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This is a normal post I thought Rik Mayall was dead

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This is a normal post Happy ones Buffs

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This is a normal post Happy Birthday you old git
What was it like growing up before the invention of tarmac?
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This is a normal post Happy birthday grandad
Make sure you tuck your balls into your socks tomorrow. Storm Gareth's on the way and you don't want to catch a chill.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you'll have to speak up.

(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Why? How tall is he?

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(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 6:14, Reply)
This is a normal post have a happy one
12 elements have been discovered since you were born in a time before floppy discs, disposable lighters, mobile phones, not to mention the independence of countries like Bangladesh, Bahrain, Qatar.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 19:40, Reply)
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What was it like when steam engines replaced horses?
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Painful.
I burnt my nob.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I went in the field, but some horse burnt my knob.

(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post i didn't like it

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This is a normal post Barnaby?

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This is a normal post bare

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This is a normal post HAPPY BIRTHDAY COFFIN DODGER!
Did you get slippers and armpit trousers?
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post happy happy

(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Salutes
I always thought getting older I would reach an epiphany when all would be realised and I would mature. This has yet not happened and may it never.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that makes me feel a tad better about hitting 40 last year

(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been between fifty and dead for some years now
It doesn't get any better
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post you were 35 when I joined

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This is a link post Complete hogwash. I made this!
Over and outro.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Fab
And linking like hell to this
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This is a normal post Perfect

(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant.
As Barst says, shared with lots of people!
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
*clicks + shared (with credit)*
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Brill!

(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 13:39, Reply)
This is a link post The ketchup must flow
Guy videos inside a supermarket in Venezuela. They are good for ketchup and fizzy drinks.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Two weeks until our supermarkets look like this!
Fuck yes!
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post You will have to prise that last bottle of ketchup from my dead hands.

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This is a normal post Well, at least I won't go thirsty after I eat all the Mentos I've been stockpiling.

(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
*hands over diet coke bottle*
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This is a normal post I was going to say how can a country so rich on paper be so screwed?
Then I blushed thinking they are probably saying the same about us.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Difference is we did it to ourselves.
Will of the peepole innit.

If I had a car (and wasn't such a fat lazy cunt) I'd knock together some big "YOU WON, GET OVER IT!" signs to stick wherever brexshitters get laid off because their firm is going under or buggering off to mainland Europe.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Somewhere else it would be a Ketchup&Cola hipster shop.

(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post .
Dom would LOVE this.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post o_0

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This is a normal post BAMPERSAND

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This is a normal post still better than ASDA

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This is a normal post Current US trade embargoes: Belarus, Cuba, Eritrea, Iran, North Korea, Syria, Venezuela
Trouble just seems to keep happening in these oil rich nations who don't want to join the Bank of International Settlement.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 12:06, Reply)
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Is that ketchup really 6 thousand bolivar = $600, £500?

Apparently security made him erase his phone footage, but he sneakily had two phones and showed erasing the other one.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Really old news.
www.newscientist.com/article/mg22229754-900-even-online-emotions-can-be-contagious

The masses will only stop using Facebook when something trendier comes along. The majority care little about Facebook's ethics. Christ, half the people who criticise Facebook still use the fucking platform, justifying it with nonsense about how 'it helps them keep in touch with folk' or some such shite.
Addicts, the lot of them.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I managed to stop
when I wasn't sure what I was even logging in for. It was just automatic, part of the daily routine, but a part that made me fed up a fair bit of the time.

So, yeah, a slight addict I guess, at the time.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I finally gave it the boot when I realised that all it was doing was making me angry at how fucking dense other people were.
As an already rather angry person, it wasn't beneficial to my well-being in the slightest.
I convinced myself that I needed it for fucking ages, but for the last year or so (however long it's been, fuck knows) I haven't missed it at all.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post And yet you still post here?

(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe people here are fewer dense

(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post *lesser

(, Wed 13 Mar 2019, 22:37, Reply)
This is a link post Still May I made this!
Here's my latest vid for Joe.co.uk.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent as usual :)

(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post ^

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This is a normal post Moggmentum feeds on this stuff

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This is a normal post Momentum feeds on antisemitism.

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This is a normal post Momo feeds on the souls of children

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This is a normal post they're

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This is a normal post *

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This is a normal post Great Stuff!

(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant once again
If also pretty depressing
(, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 20:29, Reply)
This is a link post Dutch reverse racing
Those crazy Dutchies
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post The lack of a rubber dinghy on the roof was a nice touch.

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This is a normal post Haha!

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What were dey schmoking?
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This is a link post Eno Brian Video Paintings 1981 & 1984 NSFW

(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 6:18, Reply)
This is a normal post nice
but kinda fair amount of boobies so nsfw??
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Which work place allows you to watch a 1 hour 20 minutes video
but only if it contains less than an unspecified 'fair amount of boobies'?
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Asda!

(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post work for MESELF LAD

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This is a normal post Me too...
...boss is a right cunt too.
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This is a normal post you bastard, now I have to watch all of that

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This is a link post This digger is small...

(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 5:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Pedos, every one of em

(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 6:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Remote control pedos
*shudders*
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 11:28, Reply)
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I didn't know how much I need these in my life
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This is a link post 24 hour lemons

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This is a normal post well I thought it was great :)

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This is a link post RIff Cohen
can also sing in Nubian...
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Yeah that was no bad. Even if we didn't see her in the nubian
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This is a link post Hal Blaine RIP

(, Mon 11 Mar 2019, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post nice
Your topic is very great and useful for us…thank you

FNAF
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 1:58, Reply)
This is a normal post SPAAAAM!

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This is a normal post Hello you cunt

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This is a normal post Alice!

(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 8:06, Reply)
This is a normal post What's the matter?

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This is a normal post Who the fuck is Alice?

(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post 'May he rest forever on 2 and 4'
variety.com/2019/music/news/hal-blaine-studio-drummer-dies-at-90-1203160849/
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This is a normal post fuckity wow
that's some legacy.
also, Ed Norton in The Mamas and The Papas?
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This is a link post Near death brick-based adrenalin rush experience©.

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This is a normal post I'd be bricking it

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This is a normal post Everything IS awesome

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This is a normal post Shitty death

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This is a normal post Why was someone filming?
WHY???
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I think they're filming a CCTV monitor.
That's the only logical explanation I could come up with.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post conspiracy theorist in me says
THEY KNEW
(, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 8:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw this from another angle on ITV
And the guy actually turns all cartoon charactery for a moment after the bricks hit. Can't find the video online at the moment though
edit: found it
www.hackneygazette.co.uk/news/stoke-newington-building-collapse-new-cctv-footage-shows-just-how-close-man-came-to-death-1-5933167?jwsource=cl
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This is a normal post Ha! Ha!
youtu.be/56gicTwqV_Q
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 22:13, Reply)
This is a link post For when banger racing isn't daft enough ...
... try it in reverse. Or better still, towing a caravan
(, Mon 11 Mar 2019, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post The rubber dinghy on the roof was a nice touch.

(, Mon 11 Mar 2019, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post lol at the billboards at 7:04
Though Fuckhams hypergrade is my lube of choice.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 12:53, Reply)
This is a link post Helpful video on how to shoot perpetrators from the comfort of your own bed.
Skip to 3:54 to get to the demonstration.
(, Mon 11 Mar 2019, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post if he moved his bed off the shooting range he wouldn't need those bullet proof blankets

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This is a normal post Wow. I have so many questions.

(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post "if you're sleeping with a handgun like this you're probably sleeping alone"
no shit sherlock


Unless you're Oscar Pistorius
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 12:10, Reply)
This is a link post My good friend Freddie died a couple year ago
FINALLY we got a tribute video on youtube (it was always on DVD)
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This is a normal post That there Tilda Swinton shops in my local Co-op.
She's fond of mixed veg and pineapple chunks.
(, Mon 11 Mar 2019, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post That there Tilda Swinton lives just round the corner from me.
She's fond of driving her Mini fucking fast down our road and nearly killing my cat.
(, Mon 11 Mar 2019, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Which of those two things do you think she enjoys the most?

(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I think a bit more background would have been helpful

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This is a normal post Cock

(, Mon 11 Mar 2019, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post This just gets better
The twat will still be re-elected though
(, Mon 11 Mar 2019, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post and rightly so
All MPs should have massive penises like Mark definitely has
(, Mon 11 Mar 2019, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post It appears politicians' penises are a particular preoccupation of yours, love.

(, Mon 11 Mar 2019, 18:46, Reply)
This is a link post The Very Essence of b3ta is Under Threat!
Arsebadgers...
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This is a normal post It's like someone just took a massive shit in the Fack-yous

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This is a normal post This article is knob speedboat

(, Mon 11 Mar 2019, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Total fanny hammers if you ask me.

(, Mon 11 Mar 2019, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post The writer is such a turd colander.

(, Mon 11 Mar 2019, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post It's all a load of gash pamphlets if you ask me.

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This is a normal post only an anus lazy-susan would say that

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This is a normal post Alright Mr Cockclutchey McCockclutchface

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This is a normal post I actually knew a Susan
who was anus lazy.
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This is a normal post Couldn't give a shit

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This is a normal post GC

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