Oh god, Phil dies
Phil swift has recently rammed a car while listening to Immigrant song. :(
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Phil swift has recently rammed a car while listening to Immigrant song. :(
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No one's ever really gone
It's true. They can cgi the fuck out of everyone forever.
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It's true. They can cgi the fuck out of everyone forever.
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How quickly it all fell apart.
I loved Force Awakens and Rogue One. But, like the first season of Lost, it was going nowhere. No-one had a plan except to blow with the fucking wind. It's worse than DC now: the geese that laid the golden fuck you.
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I loved Force Awakens and Rogue One. But, like the first season of Lost, it was going nowhere. No-one had a plan except to blow with the fucking wind. It's worse than DC now: the geese that laid the golden fuck you.
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At Last R1 Fitburd gets to take on Darth Kammelface!
/feigned interest
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/feigned interest
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Don't like star wars
But Last Jedi was good, and will take the kids to this I guess.
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But Last Jedi was good, and will take the kids to this I guess.
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Ten year old me would be shocked to hear this, but I'm genuinely done with the Star Wars films now. That opening scene symbolised everything that's wrong with these new films.
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I want to get excited about the new Star Wars movies. I really do.
But they just have absolutely non of the magic, soul or story that made 4,5 (and even 6) so pivotal.
No doubt part of the reason I feel this way is due to the fact I'm significantly older and more cynical than I was when the first three were released, but there's more to it than that. The new movies are too polished. They're nothing but high-action SFX showcases. Part of the beauty of the original trilogy was how real everything felt. The Stormtroopers were a bit clunky, the ships and scenery were real, physical entities, and it showed. You can't mimic that kind of realism with CGI.
All the newer movies just feel very low effort. There's no passion there.
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But they just have absolutely non of the magic, soul or story that made 4,5 (and even 6) so pivotal.
No doubt part of the reason I feel this way is due to the fact I'm significantly older and more cynical than I was when the first three were released, but there's more to it than that. The new movies are too polished. They're nothing but high-action SFX showcases. Part of the beauty of the original trilogy was how real everything felt. The Stormtroopers were a bit clunky, the ships and scenery were real, physical entities, and it showed. You can't mimic that kind of realism with CGI.
All the newer movies just feel very low effort. There's no passion there.
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anyone taken the laboured breathing at the start and spliced in the Monty Python 'Its..' man yet?
Matter of time surely.
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Matter of time surely.
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Is it tits
or bollocks below the stormtrooper face?
Have a like ;)
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or bollocks below the stormtrooper face?
Have a like ;)
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Wehrmacht - E!
Classic bit of early black metal with brilliant lyrics
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Classic bit of early black metal with brilliant lyrics
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Well, you see, the thing about Wehrmacht...
...is that they were far, far better as a comedy thrash outfit. Witness...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6gQto_R5sc
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...is that they were far, far better as a comedy thrash outfit. Witness...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6gQto_R5sc
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A comedy short about mobile phone theft
I made this!
'Swiped' is a comedy short following Jordan and his friends Ryan and Talia on a London estate. Alarmed by the detrimental effect smartphones are having on those around them, they launch an initiative 'Swiped', which aims to make people more present...by stealing their phones on mopeds. This short parodies real crime documentaries whilst simultaneously shining a comedic light on a current and controversial subject matter.
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'Swiped' is a comedy short following Jordan and his friends Ryan and Talia on a London estate. Alarmed by the detrimental effect smartphones are having on those around them, they launch an initiative 'Swiped', which aims to make people more present...by stealing their phones on mopeds. This short parodies real crime documentaries whilst simultaneously shining a comedic light on a current and controversial subject matter.
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Ian Cognito has gone and died
On stage, mid-act apparrently
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On stage, mid-act apparrently
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Apparently the audience thought it was part of the act and watched him sit there dying while they laughed
Guess it's how he would have wanted to go
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Guess it's how he would have wanted to go
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Shurely shome mishtake*
Found this in Private Eye classifieds offering marriage counseling.
"SAVE YOUR MARRIAGE IN THREE DAYS Glowing testimonials."
[*possibly good for small chuckle only]
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Found this in Private Eye classifieds offering marriage counseling.
"SAVE YOUR MARRIAGE IN THREE DAYS Glowing testimonials."
[*possibly good for small chuckle only]
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Would.
Anyway "the 40-year-old former Telegraph journalist said: “I joined the Conservative party in 1984 and this is not a decision I have made lightly..."
Wait, wot? When she was 5 years old?
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Anyway "the 40-year-old former Telegraph journalist said: “I joined the Conservative party in 1984 and this is not a decision I have made lightly..."
Wait, wot? When she was 5 years old?
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What's an 'iata', and what's so special about a nun's one?
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after Farage droned on about the elite, career politicians not speaking for ordinary people etc etc
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Aldershot Brass Ensemble.
The 'Stars and Stripes' post in MB elbowed awake this slice of comedy pie into my languishing Friday morning thought bubbles.
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The 'Stars and Stripes' post in MB elbowed awake this slice of comedy pie into my languishing Friday morning thought bubbles.
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as funny as expected
This is the polar opposite of what's even remotely funny.
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This is the polar opposite of what's even remotely funny.
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Sod off, Sod off, Sod off, Sod off,
So doff your hat I pray.
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So doff your hat I pray.
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The Alphabet In Various Sans And Serif Fonts
I made this!
As a parent, the amount of shitty content on Youtube aimed at children is horrifying. Yet they are some of the lowest-effort, highest-viewing vids around. The good stuff is vastly outweighed by the dirge.
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As a parent, the amount of shitty content on Youtube aimed at children is horrifying. Yet they are some of the lowest-effort, highest-viewing vids around. The good stuff is vastly outweighed by the dirge.
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Sadly it's not limited to the vids for children. Combined it's a mass insult to human intelligence.
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I suppose it's the end result of having a platform open to anyone without anything other than reactive moderation. And that moderation doesn't really look at quality or suitability beyond some key areas. Even if somehow you managed to make really excellent content at a reasonable pace now you'd need to be massive already to get any kind of traction. But for all the traction you did get there would still be that shitty content out there smelling up the place.
I guess maybe I'm just uncertain to give it a try.
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Jew jew jew jew Jew jew jew
Jew moooooooon,
You saw me standing aloooone...
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Jew moooooooon,
You saw me standing aloooone...
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New Brexit Party launches website
https://thebrexitparty.com/
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https://thebrexitparty.com/
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