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This is a link post Oh god, Phil dies
Phil swift has recently rammed a car while listening to Immigrant song. :(
 (soiboi, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post RIS?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 13 Apr 2019, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a link post The Rise of Skywalker

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post No one's ever really gone
It's true. They can cgi the fuck out of everyone forever.
 (Octo I ruin everything., Fri 12 Apr 2019, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jedi Viagra.
For flaccid saga.
 (S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 12 Apr 2019, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post How quickly it all fell apart.
I loved Force Awakens and Rogue One. But, like the first season of Lost, it was going nowhere. No-one had a plan except to blow with the fucking wind. It's worse than DC now: the geese that laid the golden fuck you.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 12 Apr 2019, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post she makes my sky walker rise

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 12 Apr 2019, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post HUGE FUCKING YAWN!

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post This

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 20:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post At Last R1 Fitburd gets to take on Darth Kammelface!
/feigned interest
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't like star wars
But Last Jedi was good, and will take the kids to this I guess.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 19:39, , Reply)
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Ten year old me would be shocked to hear this, but I'm genuinely done with the Star Wars films now. That opening scene symbolised everything that's wrong with these new films.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I want to get excited about the new Star Wars movies. I really do.
But they just have absolutely non of the magic, soul or story that made 4,5 (and even 6) so pivotal.
No doubt part of the reason I feel this way is due to the fact I'm significantly older and more cynical than I was when the first three were released, but there's more to it than that. The new movies are too polished. They're nothing but high-action SFX showcases. Part of the beauty of the original trilogy was how real everything felt. The Stormtroopers were a bit clunky, the ships and scenery were real, physical entities, and it showed. You can't mimic that kind of realism with CGI.
All the newer movies just feel very low effort. There's no passion there.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 20:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed.
It's been called dirty sci-fi for decades.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post anyone taken the laboured breathing at the start and spliced in the Monty Python 'Its..' man yet?
Matter of time surely.
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 22:41, , Reply)
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"The saga comes to an end"

Promises, promises..
 (ohidunno, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 23:17, , Reply)
This is a link post New Star Wars Trailer - warning massive spoiler

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Episode Hex

(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 12 Apr 2019, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pffffffffffft

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 12 Apr 2019, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it tits
or bollocks below the stormtrooper face?

Have a like ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Better than most film trailers.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 12 Apr 2019, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Caution
this trailer has spoilers.
 (gijoel, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 23:14, , Reply)
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Better than the trailer above
 (Sherbs, Sat 13 Apr 2019, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a link post Wehrmacht - E!
Classic bit of early black metal with brilliant lyrics
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, you see, the thing about Wehrmacht...
...is that they were far, far better as a comedy thrash outfit. Witness...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6gQto_R5sc
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought D was better
Sequels suck
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sat 13 Apr 2019, 7:19, , Reply)
This is a link post A comedy short about mobile phone theft I made this!
'Swiped' is a comedy short following Jordan and his friends Ryan and Talia on a London estate. Alarmed by the detrimental effect smartphones are having on those around them, they launch an initiative 'Swiped', which aims to make people more present...by stealing their phones on mopeds. This short parodies real crime documentaries whilst simultaneously shining a comedic light on a current and controversial subject matter.
(OffkeySteve, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 15:48, , Reply)
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That was good actually
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Sat 13 Apr 2019, 4:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers!

(OffkeySteve, Sat 13 Apr 2019, 7:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Ian Cognito has gone and died
On stage, mid-act apparrently
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently the audience thought it was part of the act and watched him sit there dying while they laughed
Guess it's how he would have wanted to go
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 15:58, , Reply)
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Jus' like that
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd never heard of him before he died.
No wonder.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 23:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Shurely shome mishtake*
Found this in Private Eye classifieds offering marriage counseling.

"SAVE YOUR MARRIAGE IN THREE DAYS Glowing testimonials."

[*possibly good for small chuckle only]
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would.
Anyway "the 40-year-old former Telegraph journalist said: “I joined the Conservative party in 1984 and this is not a decision I have made lightly..."

Wait, wot? When she was 5 years old?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's an 'iata', and what's so special about a nun's one?

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Always two there are

(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 12 Apr 2019, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post after Farage droned on about the elite, career politicians not speaking for ordinary people etc etc

(horrid, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Black Hole

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Last Imperial Soldier
Surprisingly good Uni film project.
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a link post If I had a hammer...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Aldershot Brass Ensemble.
The 'Stars and Stripes' post in MB elbowed awake this slice of comedy pie into my languishing Friday morning thought bubbles.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 12 Apr 2019, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post as funny as expected
This is the polar opposite of what's even remotely funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sod off, Sod off, Sod off, Sod off,
So doff your hat I pray.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a link post The Alphabet In Various Sans And Serif Fonts I made this!
As a parent, the amount of shitty content on Youtube aimed at children is horrifying. Yet they are some of the lowest-effort, highest-viewing vids around. The good stuff is vastly outweighed by the dirge.
 (Octo I ruin everything., Fri 12 Apr 2019, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like.
You're right too.
 (S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 12 Apr 2019, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly it's not limited to the vids for children. Combined it's a mass insult to human intelligence.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 13:37, , Reply)
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I suppose it's the end result of having a platform open to anyone without anything other than reactive moderation. And that moderation doesn't really look at quality or suitability beyond some key areas. Even if somehow you managed to make really excellent content at a reasonable pace now you'd need to be massive already to get any kind of traction. But for all the traction you did get there would still be that shitty content out there smelling up the place.

I guess maybe I'm just uncertain to give it a try.
 (Octo I ruin everything., Fri 12 Apr 2019, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a link post Shot down by the Moon-Nazis

(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Netanyahu probably plans to annex Mare Serenitatis.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jew jew jew jew Jew jew jew
Jew moooooooon,
You saw me standing aloooone...
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post You saw the mohel of the moon

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a link post New Brexit Party launches website
https://thebrexitparty.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 7:49, , Reply)
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god, he's such a cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Resident Evil 2 - Thomas The Tank mod
Choo choo
(ohidunno, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 23:25, , Reply)

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