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This is a link post ww3 anyone?
Ride out the apocalypse in style.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 0:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha "Lifetime guarantee" of course.
"We don't sell fear we exploit it"
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Apr 2019, 0:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post WW3 has already happened but a lot of people missed it.
twitter.com/Anna_Soubry/status/1110935349868535809?s=19
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 6:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was wondering where all the radioactive cockroaches came from.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 7:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Schody
A little bit of communist-era Polish stop-motion animation before bed...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 0:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Superb!

(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 3:54, , Reply)
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Brilliant
 (Sherbs, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow, thats amazing

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is what I did today
Have to do it again tomorrow too
 (themarginwalker, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Take the lift...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Vice painstakingly restored - no narration
This guy bin dun? As one comment has it ASMR for the blue collars
(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Deeply sexual

(Melatonin, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post We all have our vices

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get a grip on yourself.

(Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's how I ended up
with a dose of the clamp.
 (I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Wed 17 Apr 2019, 22:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've restored lots of things.
Never quite this perfectly though.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 15 Apr 2019, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not the Vice I was expecting, TBH...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post This one?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UmOY6ek_Y4
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post This one?
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1691073
 (97800, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 23:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post That drimble looks like a right troublemaker

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 0:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a cunt eh, I'm glad he died

(97800, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 7:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post No,
this one...

(I have literally no idea what I've just linked to...)
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 0:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this some kind of Rolls Royce of vices?
Or is it just completely pointless
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 7:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think that they are Swiss made

(Sherbs, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well ok then, that explains everything
Are they made by Edel?
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure
The last time i went into LidL they weren't all that helpful =(
 (Sherbs, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 23:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Primitive Technology meets the industrial revolution!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 7:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the bit where he deep-fried it.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 8:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Live stream of Notre Dame burning.
New link
www.pscp.tv/w/1ynKORQYZRnxR
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh shit...
Paris is genuinely dystopian, and has been for several years now.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Mon 15 Apr 2019, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Last time I went,
I saw a giant tortoise and got overcharged on a croque monsieur. It was just like being in Mad Max.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 19:48, , Reply)
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Bienvenue sur thunderdome monsieur Max, voulez-vous un café?
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 19:53, , Reply)
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Your blithe weekend is what counts, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Mon 15 Apr 2019, 20:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was a bit nervous about going,
given what happened to Jacob Dyer.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Callback to 2002 when La Haine seemed edgy.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Mon 15 Apr 2019, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post
dystopian Full of dog shit
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 23:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why isn't God stopping it??
Mondays aren't even his day off!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Because "we learn through suffering" of course.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Mon 15 Apr 2019, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's on an Easter break in Sudbury.

(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 15 Apr 2019, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post They've gone to town on this opening episode of Game of Thrones

(I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post stream has ended

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pervert!

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shake, tuck and zip then
In that order.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 21:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bill Haley's lesszzzz

(97800, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 7:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't do drugs, kidz
hunchback
 (I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Homemade Helicopter
An impressive feat of engineering.
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did he died?

(97800, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, he popped his Crocs

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 18:15, , Reply)
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He doesn't look African.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Mon 15 Apr 2019, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a link post RIP Paul Raymond
One of the most underrated bands. Had the good fortune to have seen them live at Rock City a couple of years ago - superb live act.
(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Anything to do with Paul Raymond Publishing?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post dodgy album covers/titles
force it must have been in mind when spinal tap came up with sniff the glove
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Largest aeroplane finally flies
Unfortunately for them it's a technical dead-end. SpaceX demonstrating reusability of first stages has completely undermined the case for building this thing, and they don't even have a rocket they can strap under it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 12:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Might still be a useful reference for fat shaming jokes.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post This ^
Insert "ur mum" jokes here.
 (Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Mon 15 Apr 2019, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe

(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 15 Apr 2019, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post They might be able to build a business transporting outsized loads
AN225 isn’t the youngest aircraft out there.

But its main mission is gone. It’s obsolete before entering service. A Defiant in a world of Me109s
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen the AN225 take off...
I'd love to see this fucker in local airspace!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Big Ugandan Chopper
Seeing as the last one went so well.
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 12:15, , Reply)
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Looks like he’s taken one too many blows to the head from that rotor already.
 (Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Mon 15 Apr 2019, 13:06, , Reply)
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You wouldn't know if Uganda land.
Good on him for effort though. Better than i could do.
 (Sherbs, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 10:53, , Reply)
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Thank god he's wearing a bicycle helmet.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Ocean - 17 (Shiloh Remix)

(Sherbs, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 22:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Aerial M Full Peel Session 03/03/1998

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dazed and Awake
www.youtube.com/watch?v=REB2Nrn5zyg
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 22:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Lonely man, living in his trashy house.
Definitely not me, I have more hair.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 14 Apr 2019, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Stephen Fry meets Big Narstie
As a linguist, I found this utterly delightful.

Also: Channel 4 social media posting, your clickbaiting headline was terrible. But it did make me click.
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 21:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post English is my first language
I turned on subtitles and still can't figure out a lot of what the presenter is saying.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post English is a living language
It evolves and changes constantly.
I love experiencing the new tributaries it creates.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post A tributary lies upstream of a river. The river does not make the tributary, the tributaries make the river.
If a language is evolving it must be flowing forward, like a river. It does not regress to its origin by way of its tributaries. Distributaries are found in deltas, as the river progresses into the sea. English is a living language. Let's not mutilate it with malapropian metaphors.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post *doffs cap
Correct use of tributary. However you understood my meaning. And that means it was semantically correct. (I am a linguist)

""When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less.”"
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 23:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm.
The fact that I understood what you meant doesn't make what you said semantically correct. 5000 words on The Semantics of Sarcasm on my desk by tomorrow morning please. Humpty Dumpty cannot appear in your bibliography.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 23:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope.
That's what semantics is. Your original point is still correct. And a big old egg remains my source.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 9:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Semantics are surely?

(tomma turn around an bite you every time, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Missed comma and an incomplete sentence here.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 15 Apr 2019, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think Ambegris meant oxbow lakes branching off a sessile oak trunk.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 6:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post whatever he meant, he still needs a space after that em dash in the last sentence.

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 7:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't understand this.
If you mean the Humpty Dumpty quotation, take it up with Lewis Carroll, not me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 9:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, that works.
I don't know geography.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 8:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Going to another city must be terrifying for you.

(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub Established board n00b, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 2:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post man got FORM cuz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlEfDyMI3U4
 (stubhuman, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post But 'as thee’s been and got’n where thee cassn’t back’n hassn’t?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a link post buying a false moustache
Australian tv correspondent gets furred up in the 60s
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Part of me was waiting for the Monty Python team.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 14 Apr 2019, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Australian philosophy department?
I didn't expect the Sheilas at the end.
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 0:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Fly me to the... ground.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post The worst thing is
These were all filmed last week
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheap racism for plebs.

(chompedhomas, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, of course. Only white people can be eccentric.
Britain rules the world of mad blokes in sheds making flying machines, can't have foreigners doing that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 22:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post racist yootoob channel anyways

(stubhuman, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brought to you by Ray Cist, and A. Whyteman.

(chompedhomas, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 6:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't see these as racist
The colour of their skin makes no difference to these videos. Eccentric people trying to build planes and 'copters (or anything that probably needs designing and building by a professional company) in their sheds, and failing, is always amusing.
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a link post When satellites go bang!
Intelsat 29E exploded on Monday and is now drifting and out of contact with the ground. This is in the Geostationary belt where most satellite TV craft are located so it may be wise to binge watch those old TopGears on Dave ASAP.

Fortunately, space is pretty big so the risk of hitting anything directly is pretty low but some of the debris from the explosion could cause issues for other craft for decades to come.
(I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, I didn't really like Gravity that much

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lies!
In space, no one can hear you bang
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a link post The Streys - She cools my mind
A bit of garage for your Sunday afternoon
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a link post After the recent image of a black hole
have fourteen and a half minutes of totally counterintuitive headfuck regarding black holes.

Things like, you will never see anything fall into a black hole. Instead, you will 'see' it hover just this side of the event horizon which means that stars that collapse into black holes leave the majority of their mass outside the event horizon. Forever. Nothing can enter a black hole even in an infinite amount of time. The reason it looks to us as though they do is that the light has an infinite redshift, which is also why they look black. And the black hole at the centre of our galaxy has a density similar to water. In fact, some black holes can theoretically have no mass. And they are not even things, or places, or events.
(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's my brain melted
So I go into a black hole but for someone observing me I do not enter as I am travelling at the speed of light so time is frozen for the observer but I actually go in and live in a different reality? Help me
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
because even though you are moving very very fast, space is so warped that time stops so you are not moving and you will stay there until well after the universe ends.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure I will have enough Tesco Club Card Points to create a new universe though
Plus double points on Fish Fingers.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 23:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Stop everything - Frank Sidebottom's codes have been cracked
Cryptic artwork finally reveals deep messages
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post You know it is
It really is
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Saw the film today.
This story is actually in it, so not sure why it's become news today. Good story, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 19:16, , Reply)
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Nice to know that our huge and completely secret mass surveillance budget isn't just being wasted
 (strongp, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 19:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Tat Vision Episode 12 Goggles I made this!
Future Brexit episode! My mate found some future goggles in a Blue Cross shop in Yardley for 2.50!
(mrmenfolk, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 10:08, , Reply)

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