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This is a link post Picturing Lockdown Collection
'On 29 April 2020 Historic England launched Picturing Lockdown, a unique project in which we asked the public to submit photos to document their experiences of one week in lockdown during the Covid-19 pandemic.'
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Daily Express are probably working on a covid-19 commemorative plate.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 0:48, Reply)
This is a link post Mount Longdon Lament. Song and Video I made. Warning includes Tombstoning! I made this!
School boy days
Cider ice lollies for threepence
Looking for a ten pence
In the long grass at lunchtime
Untidy hair
Torn blazer

Remember the slogan
Enrich the time to come
Look where it’s got you
Look where you’ve gone
Now look where you’ve gone
Now look where you’ve gone

I am all alone now
In my little room
With my thoughts all
Floating round and
In the corner
There’s an image I have of you
You’re cycling
You’re smiling
You’re falling
You have
Gone away
 (S Pace-Cadet, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello new person!
Nnnice tuneage!

But - bit ropey on the vocals mix / recording. Maybe a bit of filtering to get the wet clicks off, or summat?
The cliff jumping thing seems a bit tasteless, with a bunch of tombstoners being in the news just recently. And maybe lose the audio from the video, wind fluff doesn't go well with the lovely indie sound of your tune.

Anyway - pull up a kitten, etc.
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This is a normal post Reply
Hi
Thanks for the feedback
Yes it’s a very ropey mix! The track on Soundcloud is just the music but this is the first original song I’ve recorded and I thought it needed a video and I’ve never done one before and I used videos I have taken myself on my phone but I couldn’t get the sound off( I edited in iMovie)
The cliff jumping thing is not really the same as a bunch of amateurs chucking themselves off a cliff. I don’t mean to offend anyone just did it as I thought it fitted in
 (S Pace-Cadet, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post dunno what daw you use but reaper does video too now
www.reaper.fm/download.php
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Artifus
I used GarageBand And IMovie
 (S Pace-Cadet, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post good start
unfamiliar with imovie but surprised it does not have the option to mute the audio of individual tracks?

also: www.homebrewedmusic.com/2010/07/15/syncing-audio-to-video-in-reaper/
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This is a normal post I can't believe your video contains tombstoning in these unprecedented times.
It's really selfish and you should be ashamed when doctors and nurses are risking their lives everyday.
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This is a normal post Goodness
Who tombed on your stone?
 (I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Oops
Oh dear you’d better believe it. It’s just a coincidence it’s in the news.
The cliff jumping thing is not really the same as a bunch of drunken amateurs chucking themselves off a cliff. I don’t mean to offend anyone just did it as I thought it fitted in.
 (S Pace-Cadet, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post That's rather nice
Reminds me of Pink Floyd, but I can't remember which album.
As far as tombstoning goes, isn't it called coasteering when they're wearing wetsuits?
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks Tarka Dall
Thanks
Glad someone likes it. A friend of mine said it sounded a bit like Syd Barrett.
I can live with that !
I’m not sure what you call it really, coasteering is more climbing and traversing and swimming.
 (S Pace-Cadet, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post criticising via shitty laptop speakers
but would suggest dropping the guitar level a tad (a gnats bollock is the technical term i believe)
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Artifus
Yes the levels aren’t good
Sounds better on headphones
But you’re right
Thanks for the advice 😎
 (S Pace-Cadet, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah mixing for your headphones will sound great on your headphones to you...
unfortunately, nobody else will ever hear it that way though. best listen to your mix on as many sources as possible taking notes before committing to a 'final' mix

great works of art are never finished, only ever abandoned... or just slap a judicious limiter on the master and move on...
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
Appropriately enough for this place, that reminded me of early The Beta Band.
 (I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I like it.
Had a bit of Boards Of Canada start, and went off in a different direction.
Interesting vid choice too. Keep at it.
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This is a normal post missed the boc but now you mention it
run the cam audio thru a phaser and subtly mix in with music mix

www.stillwellaudio.com/plugins/oligarc/
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I ain’t got no clever stuff like that.
Take your word for it.
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This is a link post I made a game - Simply Puzzles: Codewords I made this!
You know codewords? Your gran does. Anyway I made 100 of them and put them in a game for £2.

I think it's alright!
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This is a normal post Did you know
that you can pay b3ta and then they place your ads for money?
 (I helped save b3ta! account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Why would you do that, when you can post spam onto the board for free?

(97800, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly

(SimplyPuzzles, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post You know safewords? Your mum does.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Admittedly they're hard to make out, what with all those cocks in the way.

(97800, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post i have adblock
so I'm going to put you on ignore
 (Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't have a steam account.
Can one leave a bad review on a spamcunt's product even if one haven't bought it? Asking for a friend. It would be an awful thing to do, if it was possible, definitely not worth signing up for, if I if they found out you could.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair enough you wrote the puzzles, and have responded to replies, I don’t begrudge you trying to flog it
But I would have thought surely something like that could be scripted automatically to produce infinite puzzles?
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post You have neglected to realise
I am a thicky and that's hard.

You can get them to be autogenerated but to be honest I wanted to kind of curate them so they'd be a step above that. It's easy to generate an impossible one, or just a shit one, basically.
 (SimplyPuzzles, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't buy anything until Dogbomb reviews it

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Not even crisps?

(97800, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post ESPECIALLY crisps

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potato_chip
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

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This is a link post I stole a police horse
Ronseal
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
it is getting to the point where the public is realising they outnumber the police by a huge margin.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Alright, Roger Hill.

(97800, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post just you wait until someone tells them what the 2nd amendment is for

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This is a normal post Read the first one before you start

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post looks like we got ourselves a reader!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwkdGr9JYmE
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post What you reading fer?

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking love that

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!
I just hope the person recording himself uploaded this on a burner phone, or at least with all the traceable metadata removed.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post the day shall come...

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Ridin' around on a stolen police horse
So we dropped it off and piled on a donkey
Steve was driving 'cause I had to talk to my man about something
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:10, Reply)
This is a link post 21st Century Policing...
...and not the only one... www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgZ1AKIu5Ac
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Hopefully they make sure there's nobody trapped under their knees

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah they were just demoing their new restraint technique policy.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post It's hard to be sure
who they're showing solidarity with, when the police do it...
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post It is Portland Oregon though
Hardly a hotbed of racial tension
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Most of the people in that video are white.

(97800, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Most of the people in the US are white
It's not a problem you can fix by only having the black people on board.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you referring to
that band who wrote the song 'melting pot' that was ruled racist by Ofcom?

Really not sure where you are going with this.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:35, Reply)
This is a link post short and to the point
I leave in beautiful island in Korea
This beautiful place is in front of my house.
Actually there are weeds.
Did you see the fly at the beginning? lol
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 6:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I loved Evangelion
But I feel it’s to blame for a lot of covers of Fly Me To The Moon over the last 2 decades, directly or indirectly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 18:34, Reply)
This is a link post Bella Ciao (1943 lyrics)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bella_ciao
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This is a normal post I enjoyed the tom wait /marc ribot version too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=50GvkAO0OIg
A bit less jaunty, mind
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 1:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a very right wing colleague
I like to hum this or the International when he is around.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 21:37, Reply)
This is a link post Woo hoo
woo hoo hoo
(Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Joyous!
click
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:39, Reply)
This is a link post Strange face mask

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post That's not a clumsy rhino and its head is not stuck in a bucket.
It is clearly playing and is rather gracefully balancing the bucket on its horn.

Completely spoiled my wank.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post You're supposed to snort the rhino horn, not just look at it.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post rhinoshaming

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 0:30, Reply)
This is a link post Bears on a rollercoaster

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
Furry convention?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post b3ta, you mean.

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 1 Jun 2020, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Dress up and boogie (that's right)

(97800, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Superb

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 4:37, Reply)
This is a normal post weekend
at bearnaise
 (uncle scam, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 10:43, Reply)
This is a link post Unseen pilot for live action version of "The Shuttleworths".
Featuring dodgy version of Ken Worthington and John's wife Mary!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Never mind the milk
how many margarine tubs has he got on the go?
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 15:09, Reply)
This is a link post Mambo has dived paws first into Stan Brakhage's world of Experimental Film Making (3'24"). I made this!
Good Boy Mambo!
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Just to let you know, I think your Plinky-plonk-machine™ has a leak...

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
I was wondering why my leg is all wet.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 0:40, Reply)
This is a link post Redemption Song

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This is a normal post
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Marley
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 7:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.wikipedia.org/
 (munkybitch, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 9:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia

Don't click! It'll crash the Internet!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Wikipedia
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I have avoided listening to him for a long time, because of over-play
so it's actually really nice to hear this thanks.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Who was at the door?

(I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 13:56, Reply)
This is a link post Priests poignant gesture when noone comes to church
No on could attend the service, so the priest put the books out on the chairs, as a poetic gesture.
 (Wilow1, Sun 31 May 2020, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus Christ
that's awful. The video I mean, not the fact that the fairytale seller has no one to sell fairytales to.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sun 31 May 2020, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Try to avoid church services that include guitars and bongos as a rule
Also all the others
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 31 May 2020, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess the loneliness got to him.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 31 May 2020, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post But you're never alone with a Strand...
...er, I mean Jesus...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 31 May 2020, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd forgotten about that ad.
The arrangement reminds me of shrines people have to remember loved ones (when they haven't let go).
I suppose it might be a sort of loss...
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 31 May 2020, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post It must be terrible not to be able to pass on your mental illness
person to person
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post He filmed it in the correct orientation so he can't be all bad.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post i thought they were balls of mince on the plates for a bit

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This is a link post Toothpaste cannot go back in the tube. I made this!
My friend made another painting, so I animated the process again, and made a video.
 (I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Sun 31 May 2020, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post How
do they make it stripey even when it is nearly empty?
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 31 May 2020, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post The stripes are added just before the toothpaste leaves the tube
The second colour is a small volume of paste that comes out of small holes around the nozzle. Or at least that's how it used to be done!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 31 May 2020, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Here's an odd thing:
I use a small size toothpaste tube when I'm travelling. I rinse it out when it's empty, and refill it from the tube that's in the bathroom whenever I've got another trip to do. It's just a habit, it might save me some effort at check-in, security, etc, I dunno. Like I say, just a habit now.

Anyway, my point is this - Not only can you put toothpaste into an empty tube, but it turns out it's super easy, barely an inconvenience. And stripey toothpaste goes in stripey, and comes back out stripey.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 18:39, Reply)
This is a link post At last, some proper news.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 31 May 2020, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet your Google search history makes for fascinating reading.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 31 May 2020, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha!
oh hang on, that's the doorbell...
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 31 May 2020, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post after the police gave up waiting for the concealed drugs to come out

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