This is abuse. THIS IS ABUSE.
Why do you have to bring up my disability?
( , Mon 9 Oct 2017, 20:55, Share, Reply)
Why do you have to bring up my disability?
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If I could humor you with tip, just the tip, and only for a minute,
Following then with a camera, will not work.
Shave, shower, stand up straight, get post 1987 clothes, learn to pretend to listen while saying yes.
And you will land yourself someone's mum in no time.
Where you will find out that:
A) either your disability is not having had a go, ever, so is based on ignorance.
B) In fact, after a sloppy minute, you actually rather have someone's dad.
I sincerely hope I am of help.
Your Friendly Seaman
( , Mon 9 Oct 2017, 21:21, Share, Reply)
Following then with a camera, will not work.
Shave, shower, stand up straight, get post 1987 clothes, learn to pretend to listen while saying yes.
And you will land yourself someone's mum in no time.
Where you will find out that:
A) either your disability is not having had a go, ever, so is based on ignorance.
B) In fact, after a sloppy minute, you actually rather have someone's dad.
I sincerely hope I am of help.
Your Friendly Seaman
( , Mon 9 Oct 2017, 21:21, Share, Reply)
That is far too detailed to have invented on the spot.
Are you reading from the card your cousin sent you this past Easter?
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Are you reading from the card your cousin sent you this past Easter?
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Does that even rate as a Joke?
Or is it to be classified as a inept attempt at mildly amusing wordplay?
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Or is it to be classified as a inept attempt at mildly amusing wordplay?
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Lionel Blair looks like a tortoise, I think is the point here
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It's one of the earliest magic tricks I remember
Magician comes on, magics up wand. Well, he has the ability to do magic - that's one plus point for an ugly, fat curly-headed ginger
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Magician comes on, magics up wand. Well, he has the ability to do magic - that's one plus point for an ugly, fat curly-headed ginger
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If you can magic up a wand, why would you need a magic wand in the first place?
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