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All parents lie to their kids. How did your parents lie to you. Perhaps you yourself are a parent and lie to your children, tell us about that too.

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 12:24)
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My dad had a splendid 70's goal post moustache
By the 80's it was an awful 80's bank manager moustache. My younger brother, who was about 4, was not deterred and wanted to know how to grow one of his own.

So my dad told him that you needed to pour salt on your top lip so that the little hairs got thirsty and came out for a drink. When they did, you caught them quickly and tied a knot in them, so they couldn't go back in. He demonstrated the knots by showing him the odd grey hair.

Needless to say it ended in a pile of salt, a sobbing child, and a massive bollocking for my lying father from my furious mother.
(, Thu 31 Aug 2017, 11:36, 6 replies)
I approve of dad-trolling

(, Thu 31 Aug 2017, 17:34, closed)
funny and inventive

(, Sat 2 Sep 2017, 15:42, closed)
Just fab!
(, Sun 3 Sep 2017, 10:35, closed)
Bit creepy eh graeme

(, Sun 3 Sep 2017, 18:44, closed)

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