Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Free Magazines - Every WeekThe newsagents across the road from my house used to leave 3 or 4 grey plastic boxes outside the front of the shop every Tuesday night. Curiosity got the better of me and I decided to investigate what was in them and found magazines from the previous week. (which I presume were unsold and therefore could be returned?)
Anyway, I went half a year with free pr0n (evertyhing fom Mayfair to Razzle) and every month got hold of my free copies of FHM, Loaded, Front etc..
Also used it as a good way to bribe my younger sisters. For example, "Clean my car, I'll get you whatever girlie mags you want".
I managed to do this for about 6 months before they got wise to my scheme.
However, a couple of monhs ago, I was walking back from the pub, heavily intoxicated, and I spied a large cadboard box outside. Not bothering to open it, I simply took it home, put it on the end of my bed and passed out.
The contents? 24 instant BBQs....
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:57, 2 replies)
Presumablyyour sisters wanted girls' magazines, as opposed to girlie magazines?
Or perhaps not, depending on their personal preferences?
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 8:26,
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!In my head, its girlie magazines they were into.
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:32,
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