Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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At school, in geography..I was surrounded by gorgeous lasses, way out of my league ( or so I thought at the time)
They all used to play footsie with me, grope me etc. all lesson! I thought they couldn't be serious, obviously, cos they're too good for me. Apparently they were serious.. went out with all of them eventually!
On Fridays the lesson was 2 1/2 hours long..
The good ol' days.
also: people falling asleep on you is all teh horny! especially if they're a stranger.
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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 3:43,
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