I was looking for a quote online for a while - lot's of funny ones.
But what I wanted was sitting on my daughters desk beside me. On the weekend we'd had a discussion about intolerance. She'd asked me for some reading about it - amongst the books I gave her was Heart of Darkness. She was looking at it the other day.

“I don't like work--no man does--but I like what is in the work--the chance to find yourself. Your own reality--for yourself not for others--what no other man can ever know. They can only see the mere show, and never can tell what it really means.”
Joseph Conrad.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 5:07, 1 reply)

Yeah, the WC Fields one is better

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 7:54, closed)

And your quote is?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:21, closed)

Mine is 'shut up Ringo you philandering tosspot'.
Can't remember who said it though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:23, closed)

Probably
you.
Nvm Monty - you'll be famous one day.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:34, closed)