Accidental animal crueltyI once invented a brilliant game - I'd sit at the top of the stairs and throw cat biscuits to the bottom. My cat would eat them, then I'd shake the box, and he would run up the stairs for more biscuits. Then - of course - I'd throw a biscuit back down to the bottom. I kept this going for about half an hour, amused at my little game, and all was fine until the cat vomited. I felt absolutely dreadful.
Have you accidentally been cruel to an animal?
This question has been revived from way, way, way back on the b3ta messageboard when it was all fields round here.
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rob, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:13)
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Feckin lyin' bitchesNo identification will be made of the feline victim in this post.
Apparently the rest of my family love our old moggy as much as I do [awww...]. Until a few certain incidents occurred. They WERE, mostly, accidental happenings.
1: Our cat's nostrils were exposed at close range, by my ma, to orange peel and hair tonic - just 'to see what she'll do'. Poor thing went nuts, what, with super cat senses and that.
2: My moher and slag of a sister decided to inspect a burr or summat at the base of kitteh's tail, but on poking it a finger was hideously close to going somewhere awry and the reult was an annoyed "MRRRRRowww!" and a fine projectile eruption of 'arse gravy'.
3: long story short. Cat. 2 horrible women. "Let's see how moggles reacts" (not the cat's name). Lifted by all 4 legs as though ready to spit-roast. Result - 1 angry, confused kittin.
That's all they did to puss though. But: accidents or a conspiracy?
(, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 15:44, Reply)
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