Lift Fart
Yeah, it was me. Sorry about that.
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:01, 10 replies)

You do that too??
I thought I was the only one!!! *tears of joy*

My M.O. is to do one just as the lift stops at my floor and I get off. Yeah baby!
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:20, closed)

Oooh..
Stealth skills!
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:33, closed)

Is this...
Some brazen sensory vandalism? Are you pushing a rumbler out and giving a cursory finger to the people inside, or is it only applied to stealthy farts, more of a guerilla tactic?

The latter I can see. The former I hope for.
( Rookie You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:02, closed)

Thet was you?
You bastard! What have you been eating? Roadkill? It made my eyes run.
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:26, closed)

Onions and Toothpaste
Lovely!
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:34, closed)

Wire brush and dettol
Is what you needs
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:06, closed)

This
also works rather well in the sweaty and overcrowded confines of the London Underground system...
(anvil, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 16:14, closed)

even more effective
when you can almost guarantee someone getting in on the ground floor - letting it go as a group of you leave is great. Doesn't work when you're the only one there though.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 18:02, closed)

You are Jim Carrey
AICMFP

www.youtube.com/watch?v=a43kowi2ncI
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 23:23, closed)

Ha!
£5 is yours.
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 22:40, closed)