Attention whoreBecause it's all me, me, me... Apart from posting awful lies on Question of the Week, what ridiculous things have you or others done to grab the limelight?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:29)
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Has anyone said 'everyone on b3ta' yet(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 12:39,
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anybody who's ran a marathon. We get it. You ran a long distance now fuck off banging on about it.
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sneep used to date Freddie Starr's hamster, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 11:16,
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My mate the Masterloves to dresss for the occasion, etc.
Sorry fans, busy this week.
But don't worry, I am not going anywhere just yet!
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terrible bullying of bob squaredome :((
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 8:57,
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If you say you're anti-racist then you're basically being bigoted against white people.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 2:17,
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people who don't have televisionsAnd take every fucking chance they get to tell you...
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zulu eh?, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 21:56,
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Atheists are basically as bad as the religious people they claim to be sooooo different from.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 21:26,
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Rob Ford holmeoot his hid - cannot wait for his inevitable flounce.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 13:22,
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My mate at school was such an attention whore that he started a band.Needy fuck is a millionaire rock star now. The loser.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 13:21,
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Attention whores?You mean besides the usual self-congratulatory circle jerk?
No, I can't think of anyone like that.
EDIT: if you build it they will come. Repeatedly. Poke at one mong and the entire short bus unloads. That was even easier than I thought it would be.
Look inside for a pretty comprehensive list of the attention whores on QOTW. Each one begs for attention in his own "special" way.
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Wanderer, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 6:53,
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I know someonewho attempted to 'kill themselves' with a OD on Tums. Fucking TUMS!
Also two fellows who used to pretend to bum each other on the floor of the chip shop, so the chip shop man would throw them chips, so as to stop their display of fake bumming. They would then eat the floor chips for extra kudos.
Was well sad.
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I HATE YOU ALL YOU TERRIBLE BULLIES I'M LEAVING AND NEVER COMING BACKAND THIS IS ACTUALLY TROLLING AND YOU'VE ALL FALLEN FOR MY CUNNING TRAP
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 3:20,
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I used to go out dressed as the Lone RangerBut at the time I suffered from terrible anxiety and my trusty steed Silver picked up on my discomfort and showing signs himself.
Eventually the only was to describe him was as a tension horse.
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Have a peaA guy I went to college with used to brag that he had a one carat diamond left to him by his gran. Now, I knew at the time that his gran, although as mad as a bag of wire-hangers, was still alive and well. I also knew that both his parents were blind and were truly impoverished. No heating except for sitting around the oven door sort of poverty. His parents would certainly not be as skint as they were if there was a one-carat diamond kicking about that could be sold on.
Anyway, we got sick of his prattling on and told him to put his money where his mouth was sort of thing and provide proof, knowing full well that he couldn't.
Well, the next day he turned up at college and fished out a small blue velvet purse. He emptied it into his hand. If it was indeed a diamond, it would be more like a 60-carats. It was about the size of an almond and not particularly shiny. I was closest and I could clearly see it wasn't a diamond. It was more like a drop-crystal off of a light fitting. He brandished it loosely before slipping it back into the pouch so nobody got a proper look anyway.
I pointed out that it smelt of countryside somewhat and he flashed it about some more.
"Look see, a one-carat diamond" he protested.
Anyway, the subject changed as we all took it as bollocks anyway.
Later that afternoon we were leaving college and diamond-guy, me and another kid were just crossing the road, when someone pushed him to the floor and grabbed the purse from his pocket before running off. We helped him to his feet and I was bursting, trying to contain my merriment when the kid that pushed him over came back.
"This isn't a diamond, it's a piece of plastic off a lampshade you lying cunt" and bolstered his argument by pushing it into diamond-guy's mouth and cuffed him on the chin to shut his trap and stop him spitting it out. He then pissed off again.
I had to wander off to sit in the bus shelter before I fell over laughing when diamond-guy started spluttering and the other kid had to punch him on the back to stop him choking.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:02,
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I had a gay mate who liked to dominate the conversation and be the centre of attention, but at least not in a petulant way like many stories hereto give you one example from memory, I was settling in for a nice pint in the pub beer garden with some friends and opened with "There was a tramp passed out on our stairs this morning when I left for work". His immediate counter was: "Well, {Boyfriend} and I were fucking last night and we lost the condom. We couldn't find it anywhere, but guess what? It was in his arse!"
Well played, sir.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:49,
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once upon a timeI was sat at a large table with a Group from my college course. One of the girls had bought expensive perfume and was duly showing of her latest purchase to a table of cooing girls. I asked to see the bottle and then sprayed it in her eyes in jest. Clearly upset I had stolen her thunder the Dramatic fuck screamed and started balling saying her eyes were on fire and she couldn't see. DRAMA QUEEN.
Tl;Dr girl pretends perfume burns for attention.
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:52,
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Does anybody remember that picture that got emailed around in the early nineties of commander ryker fucking the annoying hippy bird with the nice knockers?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:15,
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I occasionally post pictures on /board.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 19:17,
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Back in time, wavy lines, in my college daysOne of the earliest drunken house parties I remember observing that one of the quieter, less popular, tubby girls was standing in the corner of the room with no-one to talk to as the usual raucous hubbub continued. Obviously she was feeling unappreciated and perhaps inexperienced in the cunning ways alcohol can help you make a tit of yourself, she piped up in a brief lull in the multiple conversations and suddenly blurted out loud to the whole room "WHO WANTS TO BET ME I WON'T TAKE ALL OF MY CLOTHES OFF?".
Silence. Pin-drop time. A heartbeat passed. Visual imaginations played out the scenario.
Conversations continued as usual. She looked upset and went out crying. Not sure if she even changed colleges after that. Such is life. But I'm not touching your bum.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 15 Nov 2013, 18:04,
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