I was in a bar in the red light district of Amsterdam with a couple of friends.
While whiling away the day trying to achieve a state of advanced refreshment, the topic of conversation had turned to film.

It turned out that one of our group had never seen Blazing Saddles. Seeing as it's a film we knew he would find very funny, we started to tell him about it, specifically the scene where the sheriff is approaching the town, and the guy on the bell tower keeps shouting,'the sheriff is a nigger', but a bell keeps ringing, so the people of the town hear the sheriff is a near.

He was greatly amused by this story, and started saying the sheriff is a nigger in quite a loud voice. Meanwhile, a group of scousers had entered the bar, one of who was black. My other friend and I thought then would be a good time to leave, so we headed out to see what the day would bring.

As we walked up the street, we walked past a rather large dreadlocked black gentleman who was stood at the opening to a small alleyway in the business of trying to sell 'cocaine' to tourists. As we passed him, one of our group shouted out,'the sheriff is a near'. An American walking towards us answered this by shouting at the top of his lungs,'NO, THE SHERIFF IS A NIGGER'. The three of promptly legged it, but I looked back to see our colonial cousin being manhandled into the alleyway by the 'drug' dealer.

I've often wondered how his tour of Europe ended.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 14:40, 8 replies)

2 things
I think my story inspired this story to come back into your mind.

Second thing. I think I have met said dreadlocked drug dealer in Amsterdam and that's the fucking truth. Unless I am stereotyping
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 15:02, closed)

Me too.
It's either a very small world indeed, or there is more than one person with that description.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 15:04, closed)

Well, everyone goes to the same three streets in The Dam, and he must hang out there, so it's very likely.
At the risk of sounding a bit racist, it's also quite likely that more than one person of the same description is involved in selling fake coke to tourists.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 15:08, closed)

It was definitely fake
I just got raped in an alleyway and it coat me €60 for the pleasure
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 15:11, closed)

if he was all
pssst cocaine! essssstassssy! pssssst! I do believe I also met the fellah.
(yeswehavenopasties, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 0:35, closed)

Does your friend have Down's syndrome?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 15:02, closed)

No, he's just a massive cunt.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 15:06, closed)

Lol dr. skagra

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 21:17, closed)