Supervisor Bizarro
First ever post. Hope you like.

I used to work for the council in a region of Scotland. My immediate boss often left me in awe of his wisdom. These are some genuine quotes from him-

"Graham, you've got to put your sheep out in the field before you can make bread."
"Life's like a bar of soap because you wash your face in it every day."
Me to him- "How did your appraisal go?" "Cake of soap, Graham. Cake of Soap."
"Have you tried that chicken coffee, Graham?" "Do you mean Chicory coffee?" "Aye, chicken coffee."
"It's a dog bite dog world out there."
"That boy's as squint as a £5 note!"
"I'm watching you like a hawk. Too-wit too-woo!"
When I challenged him about an error he'd made- "Give me a break, Graham. I'm not inflammable!"

I often wished I had tested the last statement.
(Jackie Chan's Lovechild Go outside for annoyment!, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:14, 12 replies)

"Give me a break - I'm not inflammable" is ace.
My BiL used the term "It's not rocket surgery" deliberately the other day, and was corrected. Hahahahahahaha
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:17, closed)

rocket surgery
is now a recognised pun on 'brain surgery' and 'rocket science'.. get with the times! :)
( DeadEyeDick, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:24, closed)

Hence his deliberate use of it.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 9:48, closed)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DeadEyeDick: Change your wank-handle to DeadEyeDickHEAD
(RichardInSydney would like to know why teh date & time is, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:44, closed)

I used to work for his English cousin
www.b3ta.com/questions/buzzwords/post688991
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:44, closed)

"I smell a Heron" = Genius
I wonder how it would be if the two of them teamed up?
(Jackie Chan's Lovechild Go outside for annoyment!, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 13:11, closed)

Then they would watch you like a hairy egg.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 13:13, closed)

Now we know your real name, Graham
We can control you. B3ta controls you.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 13:12, closed)

Have a welcoming *click*

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 13:55, closed)

Danke!

(Jackie Chan's Lovechild Go outside for annoyment!, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:55, closed)

Hahaha
Clicked. Also I'm gonna use that "I'm watching you like a Hawk. Too-wit too-woo!"
(Dante licked your nipple on, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:09, closed)

*click*
For "Aye, chicken coffee"
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:15, closed)