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Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.

Suggested by Mrs Entity and DaveExclamationMark, voted for by YOU

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Ever more inventive ways to get off as a teenager, I once wanked onto an electric fence. The current was more than I expected and it made the second contraction so strong as the muscles went into electrified spasm, I went off like a bottle rocket, propelling me across the field and I ended up on top of the farmer's daughter who was in the barn frigging herself stupid at the time.
but, every cloud and all that
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 16:59, 6 replies)

[renandstimpy]Don't jizz on the electric fence![/renandstimpy]
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:12, closed)
You jizzed on the electric fence eh?'
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:47, closed)
There must be easier ways...
...to make batter.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:16, closed)
Are you Timmy Lee*?
*character in a series staring Cherie Booth's dad.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:21, closed)
Did the jury buy it?

(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:41, closed)
Were you standing on your Honda Accord when you did it?

(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:56, closed)

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