The Tourette's Kid
I shan't mention his name as he's a fellow geek and probably frequents this board, but i worked with him at a IT firm who supported GP Software. He wasn't a wanker or owt but still, well worth a mention.

It was 5 or 6 years ago, we were (for some unknown reason) bang into those old fashioned british sitcom type shows - 'On the buses', 'Carry on thingy', etc and would all regulary reel off lines to each other to relieve the boredom, our favourorite character always being Jack Douglas's character - the twitchy one! Carry On girls being a personal fav, he tries to help an old lady over the road and FFFWWYWAAYYYYY, GGGUURRRN you get the idea!


Clicky the youtube, you'll see what i mean www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJVmecTLQ0k

This lad started, and he had a blatant tick and being an office full of basically kids - we laughed behind his back mercilessly. He was like me a smoker so we'd often be out the back door for a crafty fag, he's offer a light and more than once or twice i'd get a lighter in my eye as he'd spaz out.

His chin would stick out, he'd make a joey type sound, his elbow would flap like a chicken, it was constant amusment for us - he once even managed to nut the toilet door and spark himself out. Brilliant!

1 of the lads was on a training course with him, he said it was the worst day of his life, Twitchy was in front of him, gurning away for 6 hours during an SQL talk, he sat behind literally pissing his pants, red faced, trying not to laugh as he FFWWWAAAAYYYYYY, NNNNNGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH and flapped his arms infront of him for all that time.

Brilliant. He was just like Jack Douglas, i can remember him now "Would you like a FFFFWWWAYYYYYYYYY NNNNGGGGGHHNNNN light?"
(TheManofScience, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:22, 6 replies)

Well that...

Is just plain unadulterated funny!

*all the sixes*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:31, closed)

Point Taken
but, image getting a support call from him? " Hi this is NNNNNNNNNGGGGGGHHHH FFWWAYY OOOO calling from tech support, whats AAAAIIEEEEEEEEEEE the problem?"
(TheManofScience, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:39, closed)

genius
the temptation to FFFFFFFFFWWWWWWAAAYYYYYYYYY NNNNNEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGHHH the rest of my day away is getting too much.
( bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:21, closed)

literally pissing his pants?
or figuratively?

(normally I'd not even notice this one, but someone down the board brought it up and now I can't help myself.)

That said, you have a talent for coveying the gurning and mumbling, and for that I'll give you a Woo.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:58, closed)

i am wiping tears of laughter out of my eyes as i type this.
jack douglas's character was always one of my favourites but, what's really making me laugh, is the fact that you've managed to transform his little "problem" into words.

sir, i salute you!
*clicks*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 5:03, closed)

Literally
he says a little bit came out....

please note, while FFFFWWAAYYYY-ing, use the appropriate arm movement for full effect, it's like a nudging someone with your elbow type movement :D
(TheManofScience, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 17:50, closed)