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Big Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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The last girl I was in bed with..
..kicked herself in the head taking off her boots.
(I helped save b3ta! The Lurker Plenty One, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:41, 7 replies)
Big fucking LOLS here
And I mean proper LOLs that are making my sides hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 0:39, closed)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:24, closed)
A gentleman would've done it for her.
Taken off the boots, I mean. Not kicked her in the head.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:36, closed)
Ah memories...
Reminds me of an ex bent almost double wearing only the boots trying to get them off (while I not so secretly perved).

There's something about women in (only) boots (not the chemist), that gets snee junior up 'n' ready in double time :)
(I helped save b3ta! snee held his breath since, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:15, closed)
You are Paul McCartney.
AICMFP
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:35, closed)

Exactly what I was thinking!

Gnnnnnrrrg *pop* *bonk*
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:30, closed)
Ell-Oh-Ell
Really, I laughed out loud for an extended period.
(Ladyfingers is in your wardrobe,, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:04, closed)

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