Wavy lines~~~
~~~ along time ago, in a universe suspiciously reminiscent of the shit-hole we currently inhabit, was a person called Cosa Nostril. Cosa was in their first year of uni & fucking loving it - booze before 5pm, blunts before 7pn & the most amazingly shit food you have ever encountered. Bliss.

One night, Cosa & flat mates decided to visit another nearby institution of Further Education for a night out. Well, that was an utter disaster. However, Cosa pulled, but on getting back to the digs, the pullee was decidedly reticent. In fact, the bar steward had me sleep on my own floor, whilst they (the complete & utter gay) slept in MY FUCKING BED.

That the pullee was gay did not hit me till I was sober, but my unabiding question is this; if the pullee knew their sexuality, what in the good fuck were they doing coming home with me???

And more to the point, what in the fuck were my flat mates thinking letting me take this obviously confused person home?

Sometimes, there really are no adequate answers.
(Cosa Nostril, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 2:35, 9 replies)

Bi curious?
But, not that curious.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 4:23, closed)

After your much fitter flatmate(s)?
I don't know. I'm supposing you're a bloke here so... Could've been the wet-blanketness of you. Kudos for chivalry etc.
But I'm sure "The couch should be empty and the phone is next to it if you want to call a cab." would've sufficed. No?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 7:07, closed)

So your story is 'my mate got pissed and stayed over'?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 7:19, closed)

& your story is?
I'm guessing your 'Bedroom Disasters' extend to cleaning up your wanky spluff off the doona (duvet) before Aunty Joan/Mummy finds it?
Wanka.
Or forgetting to wash your hands afterwards.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 9:45, closed)

I've just turned the lappy upside down and this still doesn't make sense.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:59, closed)

Not wanting to fuck you doesn't make them gay.
It just means that when they saw you with the lights on they realised that you're really fucking ugly.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:43, closed)

^^^^^^^^^
What cum bucket said.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:01, closed)

Maybe they just wanted somewhere to sleep?
Fag hags can be so accomodating.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:59, closed)

I honestly never thought this would happen
but I think you might actually be too thick for qftw.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:36, closed)