Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Circa 1989, and I'm in an A-Level maths classand the teacher, one Mr. Roberts, decides to eschew maths for a moment to ask us a philosophical question.
"I have a machine," he says, "which, when I turn it on, would produce infinite happiness for everyone on the planet forever. Now, how would you convince me not to turn it on?"
Up pops classmate Danny Gianni with the priceless, "Well, I'd probably just break both your arms."
Shortest philosophy class I've ever had.
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djol, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 11:31,
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