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Amorous Badger says: "I once humorously suggested that someone had been internet-stalking a Big Brother contestant. They concluded that I was threatening them. What's the oddest misunderstanding you've been involved in?"

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:48)
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Women are weird
Wife - the showerhead was moved to a different place.
Me - Oh right. Might have been me, I don't remember.
Me - ... No.
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 21:24, 16 replies)
are you?
you can tell us. it won't leave this forum.
unless sockpuppet is reading
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 21:28, closed)
No, I wasn't.
The probability of finding two women willing to have sex with me boggles the mind.
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 21:43, closed)
Zero boggles your mind?
(Ssshh... nobody tell him about one.)
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:56, closed)
Dreadful bullying of me

(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 17:29, closed)
It was moved for a different height woman, dummy.
GOD. You men expect us to hold your hand through EVERYTHING.
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 21:35, closed)
and even if you were, would you really say "yes"

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 23:29, closed)
I'm surprised its taken so long
for an answer involving the "fairer" sex to be mentioned.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 9:20, closed)
Been there.
Things that were "evidence" that I was having an affair:
- cleaning my teeth
- wearing clean underwear
- shaving
- adjusting my glasses
- yawning
- leaving the light on in the bedroom while I went for a shower

After about eight years of that (during which I never so much as had thoughts about, much less actually *touched* anyone else), I discovered she was bonking some married bloke she worked with.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:50, closed)
Should take that as a compliment. At least your other half still thinks you're capable of having an affair.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:59, closed)
You can't argue with female logic. The next leap will be "YOU NEVER LIKED MY MOTHER!"
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:37, closed)
Has someone been reading Mill Millington?

(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:41, closed)
Not for ten years or so I expect.

(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 12:15, closed)
Didn't know who this guy was
So I've just gone to his 'my wife is mental page' and it's better than this weeks QOTW, so will read it all. Ta

Edit -http://www.milmillington.com/
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:58, closed)
Ironically, you were in fact having an affair,
entirely independently of moving the shower head.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 17:06, closed)
I married a Chinese woman too...
She hasn't exhibited the traditional extreme paranoia yet.

She doesn't go through my phone messages,
Or check my clothes for long hairs,
The constant checking on my whereabouts.

These things would be an alarm to run for the hills, but in China they are to be expected.

Over all, she's a bit of a banana: white on the inside...
(, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 13:42, closed)

(, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 13:42, closed)

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