Body ModsThis week we hand the honours over to DippyFi, who asks:
"Got your girlfriend stuck on your Prince Albert? Had an argument with your tattoo artist mid-tattoo? Piercing mysteriously dissolved the cartilege in your ear? Or worse: decided to pierce yourself while you were drunk? Go on, I wanna hear all the gory details!"
The closest I've got to body piercing was when a friend stuck a sodding gardening fork through my right hand. It wasn't a good look to be honest.
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chthonic, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:02)
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Urgh...!My friend’s ex-bf had many piercings, including 32 in one ear alone and a HUGE flesh tunnel in the other! He also let his friend practice tattooing on him as he wanted to start up his own tattooing business, what a nice man!
Anyway, one day we were in the pub and the bf came back from the loo and whispered something in my friend’s ear, causing her to stop speaking (not something that has happened before or since!!). Friend excuses herself and heads off to the loo. After a few minutes she comes back and says to bf:
“well I haven’t got it, it must be in the bed somewhere”.
It turns out bf had lost his Prince Albert so the obvious explanation was that it had been sucked up into my friend’s obvious orifice! Yuck!!
I never did ask if they found it!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:00, Reply)
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