Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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luckThis isn't too amusing, but is the biggest stroke of luck of my young life; nicked for 4 gs of coke and a bag of weed on my 25th Bday, banged up overnight, then bailed to return in 6 weeks. Turned up, told to come back in 6 weeks. And again. And again. And then... Got a letter saying they'd lost my drugs. Completely clean record! I'm sure there's a lesson there somewhere...
(, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 13:18, Reply)
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