Eggs.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Image Challenge vote on the Front Page web log
I don't follow every page of /board when at work, so end up lurking around Fraser's profile page to see if he's posted a new message... would be easier if Image Challenge Vote's ended up on the front page web log.

Ta!
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 5:38, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Links needs a hide button
like the one on the main board.
( mutated monty, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 16:09, Reply)

Maybe delete this page and /talk because neither of them serve any real purpose.
And calendar while you're at it, nobody worthwhile goes to bashes anymore.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 31 Mar 2013, 15:34, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Help the spastics by updating the FAQ & adding more detail
There seem to be a number of posters who keep going waaaahhh when they see things they don't like, but appear to be acceptable according to the FAQ.

Perhaps these cretins are too thick to understand this, so adding some more detail (preferably in words of one syllable) might help them grasp that, for example, if a part of the site supports images then posting images is acceptable.

Adding something about 'stop fucking moaning, if you don't like it fuck off' may also help.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 31 Mar 2013, 12:19, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

could everyone who wants a link to offtopic in the nav bar please use Firefox and greasemonkey and stop fucking whining?

var navbar = document.getElementById("navbar");
if (navbar != null) {

var navAnchors = navbar.getElementsByTagName("a");

if (navAnchors != null) {

		var faqAnchor = navAnchors[navAnchors.length -3]
		
		var barText = document.createTextNode(" | ");
		var otAnchor = document.createElement("a");
		otAnchor.href = "/questions/offtopic/";
		otAnchor.innerHTML = "OT";

		faqAnchor.parentNode.insertBefore(otAnchor, faqAnchor.nextSibling);
		faqAnchor.parentNode.insertBefore(barText, faqAnchor.nextSibling);
	}

}

ta.
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 23:20, 7 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Can you get rid of all the stuff I don't like. Ta.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:57, Reply)

Please ban the hedgehog from hell for continually bleating on about star wars.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 17:15, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

add "image upload" option to achived posts
so I can fix all my old image links to something more persistent
(haberman is singing in the changes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:54, Reply)

Could all the icons be changed to a rapidly rotating Noel Edmonds head please?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 22:29, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Could we change the colour scheme please, all this grey is making me depressed.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:48, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Could we have a place to post suggestions for features or improvements we'd like to see on the site lolol

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:34, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

could we have a /Momo board for discussions about my parrot?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:44, Reply)

Can we have a /crybaby to keep the moaning mabels from soiling the other boards. Ta.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:06, Reply)

Any chance we can have
qotw stats here?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 7:37, 9 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

How hard would it be to implement a
Replies vs. "Tell Us Your Story »" ratio filter where a user could only reply so many times on qotw if they had done an original post or 2 or 3 for that weeks question.
On top of this a rule whereby there has to be more than 1 line in the text box in an original post.

These two combined might get rid of the "alright", "Cheers" and "star wars" post we seem to be getting inundated with lately. Because they're just so clever and original and always answer the question so eruditely.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 7:30, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Could we have a direct link to /OT on the top of the page please.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 7:41, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Get rid of the wait a week to post thing for newbies.
B3ta isn't anything like as busy as it used to be. Would 24 hours not be enough to put off the trolls?

Basically this conversation sums it up: trifle.b3ta.com/board/10939261
( Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:09, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

The weeping kitten on the naughty step is getting a little tired.
Can we have a competition to replace it? I think this should win. xxx


( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:10, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Maybe have a "mod" gaz address - this would relieve us of actually having to know who a mod is and then gaz them with something
- some of us aren't all brown noses. Or know who exactly our mods are.
All mods could have access to it and whoever was available could deal with the issue or pass it on to the relevant party.

Maybe the mods could respond to the "mailus" emails now and then or check-in here occasionally with some feedback.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 5:11, Reply)

Can we have the 'delete'
button available on other peoples posts?

Cheers.
(username failed moderation, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:16, Reply)

Sort out the unicode support, half the characters get scrubbed out by the HTML filter and it buggers up my fine art.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:55, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I have a paypal account but I don't trust paypal.
See my tinfoil hat? Isn't it pretty.
I'm in Australia. I've setup both of my bank accounts to do international sort codes.
I've tried to send money to the account mentioned here.
To no avail.
Could someone please
.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:07, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Search isn't broken.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:01, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Any reason why I was redirected to omg.b3ta.com this morning?
Nvm. From a google search link - take it omg is the cache?
How come no one told us search was fixed? You cunts, you fixed search!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 4:50, Reply)

Some of us didn't get our icons for donating to fix search
is it because we were tight fuckers and didn't donate a months salary?
( Peej, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Search is working for some reason
Can you break it please?
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 8:05, Reply)