Bullshit and BullshittersWe've had questions about lies and liars in the past, but this time we're asking about the sort of fantasist who constantly claims they've got a helicopter in the garden or was "second onto the balcony at the Iranian Embassy siege". Tell us about the cobblers you've been told, or the complete lies you've come out with.
Thanks to dozer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55)
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8 bit fibsA chap I went to primary school with called Scot (for that was his name), made up amongst many other things the following porky:
Apparently he had an 'arcade chair' for his Amstrad CPC 464 which when he plugged it into his joystick socket worked as a fully functioning moving cabinet style chair for games such as 'Outrun'.
I somewhat doubted this, but let it go until about 5 years later when he led a concerted bullying campaign against me, mostly based on the fact that I was small, cheeky and ginger. At this point I unleashed the power of his earlier lies (at this point we'd started moving onto SNES's and he was exposed for the twat that he clearly was. He ended up having to move schools.
Don't mess with teh small, cheeky gingers.
(, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:16, Reply)
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