It's at times like these I miss spankyhanky*
*Actually not a lie
(brutal stack Raided the beeves of Apollo on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 18:30, 5 replies)

He was like a really shit version of FrankSpencer.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 19:10, closed)

I miss FrankSpencer
It was just pure filth. But it was so whimsical you could tell it was horseshit.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 19:32, closed)

One thing that was noteworthy about SpankyHanky and others of the erotic fiction writing team
is that whenever they got to the "money shot" they'd universally make much of the amount of semen they produced at that point. It was always

"...and shot about two pints of bollock-batter up her ladychute, then pulled out and spluffed another great deal onto her perfect arse. Another few spurts all over her and I finally finished my wankcollapsed, spent from the vast quantities of cock-sauce I'd just emptied in, on and around her."

It was this feature, among others, that tipped me off to the fact that Spanky et al's writings were very similar to archetypal pornographic stories as studied by feminist scholars on the subject. I've never been sure why it's seen as desirable to produce a hyperbolic (hyperbollock?) amount of spludge. I'd find it damn inconvenient to do a massive turgid piss upon climax.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 20:16, closed)

You say it like it's a bad thing.
The QOTW has become far less fun since Spanky took his leave of absence.

I miss him.

*chin wobble*

Damn you all, I promised myself I wouldn't cry!
(David CopAFeel Used to be The_Elcat - Spouting crap since 1970., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 7:15, closed)

I shall jump in this bandwagon
I used to really enjoy coming across his QOTW.I would almost go as far as to say he made me start writing my own.

Come back Spanky, we/I miss you.
( jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 10:21, closed)