How I Skive Off WorkAdmit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
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rob, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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Skiving in General Studies.It won't help me get into Uni, so I don't give a flying fuck. I therefore switch my hearing aid off (there are some advantages to being a bit of a cripple/insert PC term here), and listen to music with an earphone in my other ear. My longish, semi-girlie hair covers it up.
Backfired a couple of months ago when I didn't realise our teacher was telling me to "switch that music off", thought he was picking on me for answers, and kept yelling "referendum", and other vaguely politically related stuff.
Never realised what the hell was going on till lunch, when my mates hear about it and piss themselves laughing at me. Bastards.
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Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 21:25,
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