
Repent ye sinners - Tell us about a dreadful thing you've done that means you'll burn in hell.
( , Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:02)
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I willingly went to see Mrs Browns at the Hammersmith Apollo last month and thoroughly enjoyed.
( , Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:19, Reply)

..to knorr chicken noodle soup.
( , Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Along with the rest of you, were here when QotW died. We are simply contributing towards killing it, and it's impending doom.
I honestly can't see a way back now? Can you?
It may not be right, it may not be justified, but would the last person to leave please turn the light off before they go?
( , Wed 18 Jul 2012, 23:35, 10 replies)

( , Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:11, 15 replies)

I was called in to play the organ in a church.
I'd never played an organ before, so I found myself in an empty church in a quaint country village, just me and a massive organ. (I always feel uneasy when confronted with a massive organ, for some reason).
I ran through the hymns, trying to get a feel for it. The hymns were easy enough, but organ keyboards are not like piano keyboards, and I really needed to get in some proper practice before the big day.
So I bashed out the hymns again, and moved on to some stuff I knew a little better, seeing what of my repertoire worked at approximately a jillion decibels.
Edith Piaf? Yup.
Chucho Valdes? Nope.
System of a Down?
System of a Down?...
Yup. Emphatically Yup. Definitely Yup.
Metal on an Organ? Why not? Why, indeed, the hell not?
And so it was that a party of elderly ladies came in for their midday pray to find their stand-in organist bashing through Symphony of Destruction, Amon Amarth and Toxicity, dressed entirely in black and laughing like a man possessed. And I'm not talking about a little, weak-kneed titter here. I'm talking about a full-throated baritone cackle: 'Ah ha. Ah ha ha. BWAH HA HA HA HA HA!'.
And lo, as the painted eyes of long-dead saints looked down upon my blasphemous head, did one old lady came up unto me. And she spake thusly:
"Do you know any Motörhead?"
For the crime of being out-rocked by an old lady, I am going to go to hell.
( , Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:29, 9 replies)

me and your father spit roasted a hooker.
( , Wed 18 Jul 2012, 15:47, 4 replies)

Upon later realising that police frequent the website in question and can trace IP addresses, I tried to pass the earlier post off as trolling.
( , Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:18, Reply)
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