You like 'travelling' eh?
Personally, I prefer arriving and staying and actually seeing an area for more than 5 minutes, rather than ticking it off a list. And I don't want to hear about your fucking yoga master, or you fucking your yoga master. Brighton's full of the cunts. Gap-Year should be rebadged as Gash-Year.

"I'll tell you this for free" is always a favourite. However, what is worse and I have already read below is people calling you "mate", when they're not. I do this a lot, and I don't mean to, I think it's a nervous reaction, and the fact I'm terrible at remembering names.

A couple of my friends have catchphrases - and if they weren't such awesome people, and I didn't know them already I would want to club them to death with a thesaurus.
(Pat_Gash, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:42, 2 replies)

The journey is not the goal sort of thing?
So you prefer to stay in one spot instead of visiting many? That would be a holiday yes no?
Blast. I seem to have fallen into Amorous Badgers role today. Sorry.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:52, closed)

It is better to travel hopefully
Than to arrive.

James Jeans, apparently, although also an album by Swing Out Sister.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:57, closed)