Surprise!
I write steamy romance on the side of my regular job. Recently my publisher asked me to try erotica, as it's selling quite well these days (although I think sexy words will never not sell well, tbh). After a few false starts I got writing properly, and then really started to enjoy it.

That particular week, it was dead at work. Dead - the phone didn't even ring. We hardly got any post. My colleague and I resorted to rearranging the items in the stock room for something to do.

So, I decided to crack on with my erotic story. After an hour or so of typing, my boss rang and asked me to give her a copy of some report I'd written 2 weeks ago.

Guess what I gave her by accident.

Luckily, she saw the funny side.

She didn't give it back though....
( cakelady, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:24, 6 replies)

Whoops
Lucky to get away with that
(Smale is stuffed, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:13, closed)

Sounds like
the start of your next story right there. You just need someone to come and fix the photocopier and you're away.
(salvadorevincent, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:38, closed)

We do
have a photocopier engineer....

He isn't that hot though, imho.
( cakelady, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:32, closed)

Even Now...
...she is probably pleasuring herself in front of an open Word document.
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:33, closed)

is there
much money in that then?
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:39, closed)

Not at
the moment, but I'm fairly new at this. I make between £30 and £60 a month in royalties, so it's a nice side earner for extra savings/fun money, but I'd have to either write much more, or write a bestseller, or have a career in it.
( cakelady, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:06, closed)