Train
Are on the train home and there is this smart girl who sits down opposite facing me, and begins to get her book out, harry potter, now all kinds of people have read, so dont think much of it.

Every so often she looks up from her book and smiles, being in my twenties and only recent ended my virginess, my confidence could be measured with probably a mass spectrometer.

I manage to mumble 'is the book any good?' to which she smiles yes and how it compares to the films etc. Being during the summer at the time, I ask so you off from Uni at the moment?

As the train pulls in -'oh no I have got my GCSE's next year'

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhh OMG 'PAEDO' flashes deep inside my mind!

Get off the train, unchain my bike and speed off, promising myself to never try to chat anyone up ever again!
( SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 12:00, 2 replies)

PHWOAR
You were well in there, you big girls' blouse.
( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:32, closed)

So...
... if she's doing them next year as in 2010 she's possibly already 16 then. Go for it ;-)
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:52, closed)