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Davros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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Not me, but my dad ....
.. my mum had joined a company and very quickly got a couple of (deserved) promotions.

Her boss and his wife were coming to dinner .... they arrived early, and my dad was still in the bath ... our house had a through lounge/dining room with the stairs off one side with an upper landing with rooms off the other 3 walls. Upshot being the bathroom was near enough directly above a part of the lounge.

Mum's handing out the g&ts, doing the full Hyacinth Bucket bit.

Then there was a (very) loud noise of an underwater bath-fart, followed by my dad shouting 'TORPEDO LOS!'

That was probably 30 years ago, and it still reduces my brother and me to tears every time we remember it ...
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:41, 1 reply)
Are you sure
it wasn't an episode of Terry & june?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:16, closed)

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