Claims to FameRob writes, "My photoshop claim to fame: the way the crop tool greys out the rest of the image? That was my idea. I sent it to the Abobe features request thing back in ooh probably about 1998. (After spending a frustrating day cropping images for a dull
website, and wishing the tool worked better.)"
What crappy claims to fame can you make?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Feb 2005, 12:49)
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My fake claim to fameI went to visit a friend who worked as a copy editor for Bob Guccione Jr's magazine. (Bob Guccione Sr. is the owner of a slutty spank magazine, Hustler, I think) We were riding up in the elevator when Jr gets on , looks me up and down and sneers, "Who are you?" I must add in all fairness I'm almost 6 feet tall and well over 200 pounds. I smiled my sweetest smile and cleverly said, "I'm one of your dad's centerfolds." and then regally swept out of the elevator with my friend choking on her laughter.
You shoulda seen the look on his face! I thought he was going to swallow his tongue.
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