Shit Claims to Fame IIMy car was in the Specsavers advert with the old lady and the loud stereo. Not me. My stupid blue Nissan Micra. Tell us about your brushes with fame.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:49)
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I once dunna poo......and it was shaped exactly like two sea-shells, clasped together.
As I had never before experienced such a 'Brad', I called an expert to cast his opinion over this strange turn of events before I flushed it.
Bizarrely, he suggested that I set up an agricultural concern, and that I use this ‘prototype’ to breed other, likewise lumps of my Dame Thora.
His quote was: "That’s a shit clam to farm"
*dies inside*
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:05,
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What the actual shuddering fuck are you doing at work?You've only been back for 15 minutes and you're already posting 'shit' puns FFS! Ring the suppliers so we can make it stop. And then drink more.
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I liked that one(, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:23, closed)
Arghbut for Poo, a clicky.
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