Benidorm
and other typically British holiday destinations abroad: Aya Napa, Ibiza, Magaluf etc.

Why the fuck would I want to spend a holiday in an overpriced, run down version of Brighton surrounded by a bunch of rave-going, smackhead chavs whilst burning my arse off in the sweltering heat.

Give me a bit of culture, that's the whole idea of visiting another city surely?
(porkinator is a Rock n Roll nerd!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:53, 7 replies)

Woah there
Don't lump the whole of Ibiza in there. Just San An.
( gingerfreak Why? Why not., Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:02, closed)

Maybe I should have phrased it better.....
I meant JUST the chavvy tourist areas. I'm sure other parts of all of these places are OK.
(porkinator is a Rock n Roll nerd!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:12, closed)

I was working in Girona the other month...
And, getting back to the airport to fly home, found it full of the typical English abroad types.

I was that embarrassed I swore if anyone spoke to me, I'd reply in French.

Fucking lobster coloured, shellsuit and gleaming white trainer wearing halfwits with a vocabulary consisting of the word 'fuck' and very little else...
( snee held his breath since, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:05, closed)

The good thing about such places
is that it concentrates the chavscum, so that the rest of us are free to enjoy holidays in more cultural locations without being surrounded by swarms of lager-swilling, union-jack-short-wearing neds.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:15, closed)

Very good point
I'd rather the lager-swilling cunts were in one place, safely out of the way so I can enjoy a proper holiday and learn about another culture without having to trip over comatose bodies in the gutter.

Went to Greece a few years back with my missus at the time and we were in one resort a short drive down from the main chavvy resort. We went there (for reasons now lost in the mists of time) and the amount of nob-ends we saw walking around, swilling beer and generally acting like total cunts astounded me. Made me thankful for staying in a different resort, especially as one of the "funnier" types likened me to Bin Laden. Now that's a joke that doesn't get old!! Maybe I should have threatened to bum him??
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:57, closed)

I take it you've never been to Benidorm...
Yes there are lots of chavvy shits there but it is by no means over priced. Pint of lager 1€, even with the rate at 1.12 when i went, thats still 89p a pint!
You also have lots of amazing attractions around the area. Benidorm itself is blackpool with sunburn but the surounding villages are lovely.
Google Guadalest and see for yourself...

Oh, yeah and Ibiza rocks!!!
(dampwookie failing to understand everything from birth up to, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 20:49, closed)

/me carries hand
Easy totty perhaps?
(happyFinish, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 7:54, closed)